Prof Highland

[[SCP lawyer Idea]]
Addendum: On 03/12/20██, Foundation personnel have interviewed SCP-xxxx-2 about his anomalous properties and their origins several times. Interview 2 resulted in the creation of numerous instances of xxxx-1 in the form of photos, previously nonexistent emails, and a ransom letter addressed to Dr. Bright. Prior to interview 3, SCP-xxxx-2 was promised access to streaming services in exchange for zero instances of SCP-xxxx-1 appearing after the interview.

+ Interview 3

[> Researcher Archer: Good morning, SCP-xxxx-2.

SCP-xxxx-2: I wouldn't know. You guys didn't give me any windows in my room and I haven't been outside since you guys kidnapped me.
Researcher Archer: Well yes, ummm, let's get started. Let's hope this interview contains more truths than last time. Yes? When did you first notice your anomalous effect, SCP-xxxx-1?

SCP-xxxx-2: You , you mean my "evidence?" It was two years ago, during my first year in law school. I was dating this girl Sara Farbod, or Carbod, I don't remember. Nice girl, cute, smart, but I was an asshole and cheated on her. She had her suspicions, but only called me out on it one night when her friends told her they saw me making out with Ashley at the-
Researcher Archer: What does this have to do with-

SCP-xxxx-2: I am getting there. Anyways, Sara called me out and said I was cheating on her. I lied. Said I wasn't. She hung up. Then it started to get weird. The next day I looked at my phone and their was a picture of Sara and me at a party that happened the night I was with Ashley.! And, Sara's instagram, it had a video of Sara and I taking shots together and it was posted on the night I cheated on her, but it wasn't there before. It just appeared after I told her I didn't go out with Ashley that night. I called Sara up, and she said she didn't post any video of us taking shots together. I told her she must have just blacked out that night and I wasn't with Ashley that night. I didn't believe it, but I was happy there was video evidence I didn't cheat on her.
Researcher Archer: But, you did cheat on her. You said you did.

SCP-xxxx-2: Yeah, but I wasn't gonna question it. I figured God was giving me a second chance. But, every time she would try and argue with me about that night, more weird things happened. Uber receipts from that night for rides we didn't take together, more pictures. Receipts appeared in Sara's purse from bars we didn't go to. The more she screamed at me and told me I cheated on her, the more and more evidence appeared that contradicted her. One day she just gave up and said she must have blacked out or misremembered. There was just too much stuff showing Sara and I were together that night.
Researcher Archer: So, her memory was affected by your anomalous effect?

SCP-xxxx-2: No, no. We both knew, like really knew, we weren't together that night. Our memories were clear, but I wouldn't admit that. Like I said I was a manipulative asshole. But, there was just so much, so many photos, videos, texts, showing that we were together. Every time she would tell me I wasn't with her that night, I would deny, and more evidence would pop up. Anyways, she gave up on that fight, but she never was the same. She knew her memory was correct, but couldn't prove it and everything else was telling her she was wrong. Drove her kinda crazy. We broke up and she dropped out of school.

<End Log>

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+ Interview 11

[> Researcher Archer: You tried to escape again! Why, SCP-xxxx-2?

SCP-xxxx-2: I wasn't trying to escape, I was just trying to get to the legal department. I know there is no getting out of here.
Researcher Archer: You are not a law student anymore. You are not a person anymore. You are an SCP and that means you stay contained in your, if I don't say so my self, comfortable containment unit. Are we clear?

SCP-xxxx-2: I promised you I would stay put and not cause you any trouble if you sent my request to work for your legal deaprtment. I know you didn't though. Any lawyers that work for you guys, you kidnapping fuckers, would jump at the opportunity to have real evidence back up whatever position they take! I am trying to help you because I am so fucking bored!
Researcher Archer: Unaccpetable. Your escape attempts have shown you must stay contained. You, created fake orders for your release, signed by me! My exact signature!

SCP-xxxx-2: So far, I have behaved. I could cause a lot of trouble for you guys. Did you know, the terracotta soldiers are an SCP, just like me? Or that SCP-1 or 001 or whatever is just some old factory that makes other SCPs? Bet you didn't.
Researcher Archer: No they aren't, that is ridculous.

SCP-xxxx-2: Hah! Idiot. Go check your files. I bet what I just said, and you disagreed with, will be there. See! I could fill your files with fakes every time I talk to someone. How would you like it if suddenly there were a bunch of SCPs that didn't exist? But you had extensive records for them and researchers were sent to faciilites that dont exist! All I want is to do something from 9 to 5 to instead of sitting in this room, watching fucking netflix. Just give me a job.
Researcher Archer: …I will make sure your request is seen. Do not speak to anyone else about any SCPs, ever.

<End Log>

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