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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has entered containments willingly and has shown to counteract any attempt at containment. But, due to its amenable and cooperative behavior, SCP-XXXX has been deemed trusted enough to wander freely through the site.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an extremely powerful humanoid reality bender, capable of near-total manipulation of space-time in its immediate vicinity. SCP-XXXX claims to be fifth dimensional, seeing time in its entirety rather than as a constant flow, yet chooses to view it as humans do.

SCP is very friendly and sociable with members of staff and has requested to meet other anomalies but all have been denied.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in Philadelphia on 03/05/18 after repeatedly escaping from several police stations over the course of a night. Foundation agents were tasked with capturing the anomaly, this lead to a costly and destructive recovery effort. SCP-XXXX eventually gave up in a mock defeat and agreed to go to a Foundation facility.

+ Open file interview//19/05/18

Interview Transcript

Date: 19/05/2018

Interviewer: Dr. Tutkija

Interviewee: SCP-XXXX

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[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Tutkija: Good afternoon SCP-XXXX, Should we start with your name?

SCP-XXXX jumps up on their bed.

SCP-XXXX: (Shouting) I am Kēhan, wizard of the moon and guardian of the Earth. Tremble before me mortal and meet the face of power!

SCP-XXXX causes lighting sparks to emit from their fingers.

SCP-XXXX: How was that?

Dr. Tutkija: Very well SCP-XXXX, now shall we progress?

SCP-XXXX: To?

Dr. Tutkija: How did you acquire your powers?

SCP-XXXX: I've always had them, well… not always, but it's been so long that I forget from time to time.

Dr. Tutkija: So again, how did you acquire them?

SCP-XXXX: I was given them, some millions of years ago, contract stuff you know…

Dr. Tutkija: You have a contract? what for?

SCP-XXXX: …I've uh been employed by some higher-ups to keep a watchful eye on earth and the surrounding area.

Dr. Tutkija: Higher ups, as in a rank?

SCP-XXXX: No no, more as in higher dimensional, Some sixth dimensional guys.

Dr. Tutkija: And dimensionally you are?

SCP-XXXX: Fifth, you're fourth, hopefully one day you get to bump up one and see your parents doing it.

Dr. Tutkija: (sighs) Very well XXXX, and can you describe the fifth dimension you experience?

SCP-XXXX: Eh… No? Can you describe the feeling of time? the fifth dimension It's like… all possible timelines that emanate from an event if that makes sense? like you experience time one second per second. I experience time like a long… thing, but the fifth dimension as a kind of slice… It's interesting how an entity experiences the dimension above it partially.

Dr. Tutkija: Very interesting, have you by any chance read Flatland?

SCP-XXXX: I have, very interesting although I thought it could have explored the mathematical side a bit more.

Dr. Tutkija: Do you feel like the sphere in Flatland? coming down from on high to a lower dimension that can't even comprehend it fully?

SCP-XXXX: I guess, but also not really. I'm not here to teach humanity anything, just gotta look over it for a few more hundred millennia.

Dr. Tutkija: So why do sixth-dimensional creatures want earth protected?

SCP-XXXX: Well most planets that show a potential for the growth of sentient life get's a protector, there's a list of them.

Dr. Tutkija: Do you have the list?

SCP-XXXX: No, that's all 'classified' and 'top secret', you'd get along, ye guys and the 6D ones, same kind of outlook on things, real… categorizers.

Dr. Tutkija: Well I think that should be all for today, thank you for your time XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: And your's doc.

[END LOG]

+ Open file interview//22/05/18

Exploration Video Log Transcript

Date: 22/05/2018

Interviewer: Junior Assitant Researcher Peréz

Interviewee: SCP-XXXX

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[BEGIN LOG]

SCP-XXXX is seen standing on its bed facing away from the door and to the wall, SCP-XXXX's motions are obscured by it's back

SCP-XXXX turns to face Junior Assitant Researcher Peréz who trips and drops the papers he was carrying.

SCP-XXXX: You may be wondering about the limits of my fantastical powers from, well I will show…

JAR Peréz: (Distracted) Sorry SCP-XXXX, Dr. Tutkija is busy today and I will be asking the questions.

JAR Peréz sits down and opens his notes.

JAR Peréz: Now, what are the limits of your powers? (Mumbling) shit. Is that the limit of your powers?

SCP-XXXX: Okay okay that was pretty immature, and funny. I mostly use my powers for little jokes here and there.

JAR Peréz: Then are the limits of your powers?

SCP-XXXX: See that door?

Referring to the door of the containment unit.

JAR Peréz: Yes.

SCP-XXXX: Is it locked?

JAR Peréz: Yes.

SCP-XXXX: Not anymore

// The door of the containment unit swings open, security personnel immediately close it.//

JAR Peréz: Very funny SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: I know you don't even quantum entangle your locks

JAR Peréz: I'm pretty sure that isn't what quantum entanglement is

SCP-XXXX: Me neither, lemme see what else.. um… you need money? open that folder.

JAR Pérez open a folder placed on the table in front of him, large stacks of US currency falls out of it.

JAR Peréz: Is that all then?

SCP-XXXX is silent for a minute

SCP-XXXX: What's your wife's name?

JAR Peréz: Deborah… Wait, what did you do?

SCP-XXXX: A lot of things. A lot of stuff even I don't understand.

JAR Peréz: But… you brought her back? Do not be lying here.

SCP-XXXX: No lie, her number's in your phone right now, in fact…

JAR Peréz's cell-phone begins to ring

JAR Peréz: Hello?

Deborah Langley: Hey honey just calling to check if you're off tomorrow?

JAR Peréz: Uh.. no, I don't think I.. am

SCP-XXXX: (Whispering) You are.

JAR Peréz: Oh uh… I am, uh yeah…

Deborah Langley: That's great, Are you okay? you sound a bit flustered.

JAR Peréz: Oh yeah… no, I'm fine just you know lifting boxes and stuff, warehouse's pretty busy tonight.

Deborah Langley: Great, yeah so see you tomorrow then. Bye.

JAR Peréz: Uh yeah bye, bye…

JAR Peréz puts his cellphone away

JAR Peréz: She's real? Like not some… android programmed to look like a human?

SCP-XXXX: Nope, 99% accurate real human recreation of Deborah Langley.

JAR Peréz: 99%?

SCP-XXXX: Well yeah she wasn't hit by that semi, she didn't go out with Jeremy Cambell and didn't read that really embarrassing love letter you wrote her. Of course, I had to make some stuff up like her falling in love with you, getting married, honeymooning in Oregon, the breast cancer diagnosis subsequent chemotherapy, recovery, and birth of your first daughter

JAR Peréz remains silent for several minutes.

JAR Peréz: So… you just made up all of that on the spot?

SCP-XXXX: Yes.

JAR Peréz: So the happiest memories of my life are a lie?

SCP-XXXX: In a way, do you want her gone? because I can do that if you want.

JAR Peréz: No! no… I'm just… not sure.

SCP-XXXX: Do you want to work here? at the Foundation where you'll languish in menial assistant jobs until you're killed in a containment breach. Or live with your high school crush in a Manhatten apartment, far away from all this Foundation shit, working as a physics professor in Colombia?

JAR Peréz: I don't know… should I be blissfully ignorant with a lie or live with the uncomfortable truth?

SCP-XXXX: It's your choice

Security teams are directed to SCP-XXXX's Containment cell.

JAR Peréz: …I want to be happy.

SCP-XXXX: Good…

All cameras in SCP-XXXX's cell turn off, security personnel enter to find only SCP-XXXX lying on its bed

[END LOG]

Notes: A brief search for Peréz ensued following the incident, which terminated after he was found living in Manhatten as a physics professor. Subsequent questioning showed that Peréz had no knowledge of the Foundation or SCP-XXXX, Peréz was administered Class-C amnestics.

Dr. Tutkija requested for a Scranton reality anchor to be present in SCP-XXXX's containment cell to prevent further incidents.