Professor Finneick

Personal Archive of Prof. A Finneick

Research Notes

Unit Reference

  • [OOS] Refers to a standard of obfuscation where words are convoluted and substituted to remove all sense and logic while keeping the meaning the same. Words should be substituted with their vaguest possible synonym.
  • DAAF is a standard prefix for 811th-dimensional positions filed under my own ID. It is also used when explaining how certain dimsets relate to one another.
  • DIFN Is the smallest singular unit possible for measurement of 811th-dimensional positions. It is defined as the minimum achievable distance between quintessence particles before they undergo elementization.
  • Erician Reference Numeral is a system of identifying states of existence independently of control planes.

Concerning DAAF01 [OOS]

DAAF01 Is a 811th-dimensional anomaly situated approximately three hundred and eighty six (386) DIFN from the Datum. [DAAF01] Has an Erician Reference Numeral of 2.993 and can therefore be accessed using a pentalinear (or higher) quintessential re-aligner given the function:

(1)
\begin{align} R=imp\left(\sqrt[3]{\frac{|x|}{D+2.993}}\right) \end{align}

were D is the Datum and x is the DIFN relative to the current position. (failure is unlikely due to piranha theory).

DAAF01 is a pseudo-infinite oblate spheroid that folds in on itself uni-axially, making it particularly similar to the Datum in physical ruling.

DAAF01's physical appearance and existence are as follows:

  • Perfectly flat solid concrete slab taking up half the known universe
  • Infinite noise of sound-dampened corridors, assorted toilets and bathrooms, janitorial closets, and other such constructions set flat against the exposed face of the slab
  • empty black void above the rooms (relative to a 3-dimensional bipedal mammal's point of view from the surface)

DAAF01 also contains a large number of sub-anomalies, and slight deviations from the standard pattern of corridors and rooms. Such deviations include a huge empty room spanning hundreds of kilometers, a seemingly bottomless pit, and a perfect, albeit uninhabited recreation of the city of Alexandria at half scale.

A small number of field expeditions have taken place, of which two actually returned.
A D-class as yet to be verified stated:

Yeah, man, It was like, real weird in there.
All warm corridors and freezing concrete rooms.
There were things in there, too. Stuff that the drones didn't pick up.
[Subject is prompted to continue]
They looked just like normal people, man. But completely filthy. Covered in (feces) and vomit, skin saggy and moldy.
They were fast, too. Real creepy stuff.
[subject pauses]
They just sort of ran around, though. Aimless.
[subject appears finished]
[Subject is questioned on the smoke]
Smoke? What smoke? Hey wai-