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Item #: SCP-[Number]

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[Number] Must be contained in a spherical object hung from the ceiling at a distance of 5.7meters and must be 2meters from the floor. The sphere must be swinging at a constant rate of 5m/s to prevent SCP-[Number] from breaching containment. It is currently unknown how SCP-[Number] escapes, but it can breach if its containment swings slower or quicker than the designated speed. The containment is allowed to be stationary for up to one minute

Description: SCP-[Number] appears to be a humanoid organism that has the bodily
color of Vantablack. It looks to be dressed in pure white farmer attire that has black stains over it. It appears to have no facial features and its height is 6,4

If SCP-[Number] is interacted with by any living organism that breathes aerobically it will begin to get very confused hours later, the confusion gets so extreme that subconscious operations, such as breathing or muscle contracting, becomes forgotten and the patient eventually suffocates or dies of Sudden Cardiac Arrest (SCA).

Upon reviewing a visual photo of SCP-[Number] the viewer will immediately gain the urge to visit SCP-[Number].

Tests: As of January, 20██, five D-class personnel have been presented to SCP-[Number] for testing, the main point of this testing was to see if it was possible to reverse the symptoms of SCP-[Number]. Only 1 of which survived the confusion after 5 weeks of life support and rehabilitation, this D-class was terminated shortly after.