Professor Parsons
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX should be placed inside a standardized heating apparatus which is capable of reaching temperatures of [REDACTED] with no variation. Auxiliary heaters should also be easily accessible in case of power failure. a scientific kelvin thermometer should be placed in the room and constantly kept under observation. if the temperature reading ever raises by a number greater then 2°, then enable said auxiliary heaters. No Personnel should enter the containment room without protection fitting for [REDACTED] Temperatures to prevent frostburn.
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SCP-XXX is a standardized foam cup for the containment of heated beverages. on the side of aformentioned cup written in marker is a note that reads: "May all your coffee go cold, bastard." all particles inside the cup decrease in temperature at a rate of 2° Kelvin per second. Whenever SCP-XXXX reaches a temperature colder then 0° kelvin, every thermometer
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