Si from duck dynasty

Si from duck dynasty is a keter subject that's properties include great tether-ball skills, ownership of a private golf course and , DATA_EXPUNGED.

Si from duck dynasty was originally found eating a child at the location DATA_EXPUNGED. It was later found that the child had earlier consumed an aquatic food product and was transported to Si from duck dynasty's tether-ball arena. It is thought that Upon consuming an aquatic product, the victim has approximately a .002% chance to be challenged by Si from duck dynasty to a match of tether-ball. If the victim loses the match of tether-ball, their soul will be stolen and their physical form will be promptly consumed.