Professor Sunshine
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level#2
Containment Class:
pending
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
caution
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SCP-XXXX

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX may not be handled by any personnel without specialized training and protective attire (hard hat, leather gloves, eyewear). Personnel envenomated by SCP-XXXX are to report to Medical for first aid and antihistamine treatment if necessary. Personnel found mishandling or overstressing SCP-XXXX will be reprimanded and transferred to another department.

SCP-XXXX is housed in provisional Site-302, an aviary built to emulate its natural habitat. SCP-XXXX is to be fed one live pidgeon at 9:00pm and 3:00am daily. The containment area is to be cleaned of waste matter every Wednesday.

"Smoking Prohibited" signs in and around Provisional Site-302 should be kept clean to prevent possible misidentification with SCP-XXXX.

Updated Containment Procedures SCP-XXXX-B instances are not to be handled by any personnel until further notice. Live cockroaches are to be released into the enclosure periodically until further notice. When SCP-XXXX-B instances begin climbing the walls their diet is to be changed to live pigeons.

No "Smoking Prohibited" signs of any kind are allowed in or around Provisional Site-302 until further notice.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an organometallic arthropod discovered in Tucson, Arizona, USA. The specimen's exoskeleton measures 45 cm long, 30 cm in wide, 15 mm thick and appears remarkably similar to a heavily sun-damaged Arizonan “Smoking Prohibited” sign. Genetic analysis is inconclusive but indicates SCP-XXXX belongs to the order Scolopendromorpha (centipede).

SCP-XXXX is a nocturnal predator and feeds primarily on birds and bats. During the day, SCP-XXXX affixes itself to the southern wall of the enclosure using 4 suction-cup like appendages and remains motionless to avoid detection. During this time it will sleep and occasionally groom itself. Update SCP-XXXX-A also uses this time to protect and care for its offspring. (See Addendum)

At night, SCP-XXXX will become active and climb to a higher point on the enclosure wall to scan for flying prey. When SCP-XXXX detects a prey item within range, it will detach from the wall in such a way as to rotate rapidly; this technique allows the specimen to create enough angular momentum to generate lift similar to a frisbee. SCP-XXXX will fly toward the prey item to intersect it mid-flight and inject it with venom (Footnote: The venom of SCP-XXXX is similar in composition and toxicity to common centipede venom). Once the two impact the ground, SCP-XXXX will consume the prey item. SCP-XXXX has been observed flying 112km/h and can cover a distance of 280m.

Recovery Log SCP-XXXX first came to the Foundation's attention in November of 2014 after reports were received of a woman admitted to hospital screaming incoherently about being “bitten by a sign”. The woman reported she was frustrated with the "fucked up smoking sign" on the church's south wall and intended to replace it. She reportedly attempted to “unbolt” SCP-XXXX from the wall when she was struck. A mobile task force was deployed to investigate but found nothing of interest.

Another incident at the same church was reported under similar conditions as the first. A second investigation was conducted but no anomalous activity was detected in any of the area's signage.

A third investigation was conducted on 20XX/XX/XX after reports were received of Marcos Hernandez, age 7, being struck in the head by a “flying ‘No Smoking’ sign”. Mobile Task Force was deployed and discovered SCP-XXXX fleeing the scene of the incident; one agent was bitten bitten during recovery. All individuals involved were interviewed and subsequently treated with Class-B amnestics.
Hernandez died of his injuries on route to Site-302. Autopsy revealed no bite marks on the body. Researchers believe this incident was caused by SCP-XXXX failing to catch a prey item and intentionally collided with the victim to cushion its fall. This incident marks the only known instance of SCP-XXXX resulting in a human death.

Researchers now speculate the Mobile Task Force Units were previously unable to locate SCP-XXXX because it was hiding on the church's roof.
Notably, reports of UFO sightings in the Rita Ranch area have decreased by 44% since containment of SCP-XXXX was established.

Emergency Addendum-30 Jul 2021 23:04