professorrev

Ideas

The Plastic Child

Scratched Leonard Cohen Record

Shipwreck

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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: Due to its age and fragility, SCP-### must be stored in a preserved using standard archaeological procedures (see SCP-###a for full instructions), it should not under any circumstances be allowed to come into contact with bare skin. Barrier protection should be worn at all times when interacting with SCP-###

Description: SCP-### is the hull of a mediaeval ship

SCP-### was found by a dive team looking for salvage off the coast of [REDACTED] in Northern France

When it comes into contact with unprotected human skin SCP-### causes a variety of ill effects. From low level feelings of intoxication or diahoeerea and vomiting, through to

Toby

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Object Class: Euclid

Containment: The

Description: SCP-### consists of a pair of Toby jugs, both bearing the visage of a generic 18th Century Highwayman.

The items were won by [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] during their 1986 appearance on the British gameshow Bullseye