Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All computers in Research Site-14 currently host a copy of SCP-XXXX-A and all researchers in Site-14 are encouraged to use SCP-XXXX-A to assist in their efforts. Two additional copies have been installed onto Solid State Drives and are stored in secure storage lockers at Site-14 and Site-███ as a backup. A record of the results of SCP-XXXX-B should be maintained by each researcher using SCP-XXXX-A.
Foundation web-crawlers are to remove all instances of SCP-XXXX from the internet. Any information gathered on PoI-XXXX should be reported to Foundation officials immediately.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous computer program (titled "DD.███") which was uploaded to ███████.com1 on 08/20/2019. SCP-XXXX’s file formatting emits a mild memetic effect upon first viewing, compelling the viewer (hereafter referred to as "subject") to download and execute the program. After the subject executes SCP-XXXX, they will become immune to this effect. Extensive research has revealed no other memetic effects pertaining to this anomaly. Executing SCP-XXXX will create an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a simulation of a currently unidentified dog park. The simulation is rendered in a three-dimensional environment and automatically adjusts the program to provide the highest quality image.2 SCP-XXXX-1 can be navigated in a first-person view with movement possible using the mouse and keyboard. The simulation begins with SCP-XXXX-2 asleep in a clearing 5 meters in front of the subject.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a female Black Labrador3(Canis familiaris) which resides in SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2 will interact with the subject and has been noted to seemingly remember subjects who have previously used SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-2 will respond to input from subjects given through a connected microphone but otherwise acts as a non-anomalous canine.
Addendum XXXX.01: Test Logs
A series of tests were conducted on 09/07/2019 to establish the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2. These tests were performed by Junior Researcher Robinson.
| Test # | Procedures | Result | Notes |
| 1. | "Hello?" | SCP-XXXX-2 remained asleep. | Not sure what I'm supposed to put here, I'll just try walking up to the thing. |
| 2. | Subject approached SCP-XXXX-2, stopping 1 meter away. Subject stated: "Hey, wake up." | SCP-XXXX-2 awoke and began stretching its forelegs. Once finished, SCP-XXXX-2 made direct eye contact with the subject. | I'm kinda surprised that worked. Let's see what this thing can do. |
| 3. | "Sit." | SCP-XXXX-2 sat on the ground. | Okay, pretty basic stuff. I'm not sure if we can even call this thing anomalous. |
| 4. | "Roll over." | SCP-XXXX-2 laid on the ground and performed a single roll to the subject's left. Afterward, SCP-XXXX-2 stood up and made eye contact with the subject. | I guess this is why they wanted a junior researcher to test it. This is going to be a long night. |
| [EXTRANEOUS LOGS REDACTED FOR BREVITY] |
| 43. | "Go play." | SCP-XXXX-2 began running throughout the park. At various points, SCP-XXXX-2 laid on its back while shifting, presumably to scratch itself. | Well that's pretty interesting, at least a lot more interesting than telling it to "play dead" and watching it lay there for thirty minutes. Further testing has revealed that SCP-XXXX-2 has not been observed repeating the same actions during separate "play sessions." -Researcher █████ |
| 62. | "Up the tree." | SCP-XXXX-2 ran to the closest tree (Quercus alba) before running vertically up the trunk. SCP-XXXX-2 ran approximately 25 meters up the tree before stopping on a branch and staring at the subject. | Holy shit that is not what I was expecting. I mean that's what I was hoping to happen, but there is no way someone thought to program that. I am confident in saying either -1, -2, or both are anomalies. |
| 63. | "Jump down." | SCP-XXXX-2 shook its head as if responding "No." A tone played for approximately three seconds, with Junior Researcher Robinson noting it to be: "Just like the buzzer they use for game shows when someone gets a question wrong." | It should be noted that it hasn't refused any other command I've given it so far. |
| 66. | "Come down here." | SCP-XXXX-2 descended the tree significantly slower than expected. It did not appear that SCP-XXXX-2 entered free-fall while traveling down the trunk. Once SCP-XXXX-2 reached the ground, it continued running until stopping approximately 1 meter from the subject. | Okay, so I've thought about this for a bit, I think that -2 refused the last few commands because it would have gotten hurt. When I phrased the command so that it wouldn't jump down, -2 began running down the trunk, but it seemed like gravity was pulling it towards the trunk. It was like it wasn't even being pulled down. |
| 80. | "Bite yourself." | Same results as test 63. | Yeah, that's my best guess. I've tried as many commands as I can think of which would hurt -2, but they all have the same results. I’m ending testing here, I don’t think there’s much more information I can gain from this. |
Addendum XXXX.02: Recovery
SCP-XXXX came to the Foundation's attention on 09/06/2019 when off-duty Field Agent ██████ discovered an instance of SCP-XXXX on his daughter's computer. Agent ██████ is trained in recognizing memetic agents, and upon viewing SCP-XXXX, became aware of its effects, and reported ███████.com to the Foundation.
The website was taken under Foundation control immediately, and Mobile Task Force Mu-4 ("Debuggers") was assigned to gather information about SCP-XXXX. The information gathered from MTF Mu-4 is summarized below.
- SCP-XXXX was uploaded to ███████.com by the user "shagster". This was the only post made by the user, and the account was created immediately before SCP-XXXX was posted. This individual is now designated PoI-XXXX.
- SCP-XXXX is the most popular post on the website, and the website received a significant increase in unique users4 following the date SCP-XXXX was posted.
- Users seemingly do not recognize SCP-XXXX's anomalous abilities, with many describing it as "a really good version of Nintendogs" [sic].
- PoI-XXXX’s IP address has been provided to the Foundation.
This information has led to the discovery of SCP-XXXX-A (See Addendum XXXX.03 for further information).
Due to the popularity of SCP-XXXX, a misinformation campaign is being undertaken by Foundation operatives. These operatives are to post on various Internet forums explaining that SCP-XXXX uses technology similar to that used in the Nintendo 64’s "Voice Recognition Unit."
Addendum XXXX.03: SCP-XXXX-A
Addendum XXXX.04: GoI Connections
After the discovery of PoI-XXXX on 09/07/2019, Foundation web-crawlers supervising social media platforms discovered chat logs indicating the source of the incident to be ███████ Clark, an 18-year-old male living in ██████, WI. As of ██/██/████, all accounts associated with Clark have been inactive since 8/20/2019,






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