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Welcome Dr. Collingwood. Your personal file archive can be found below.
LEVEL 4 BRIEFING: PROJECT DIASPORA
By now, all level 4 staff are most likely aware via word-of-mouth that the Foundation has lost SCP-2000. A bomb manifested via potentially anomalous means on the morning of 6/11/19 has completely destroyed all vital components of SCP-2000, and while repair may be possible, it is beyond the means of current foundation technology. Several emergency requests have been made to our own anomalies to repair the issue, however it appears that some effect is preventing them from executing our requests.
If you've read our briefings, you'll most likely know that SCP-2000 is our primary, sometimes our only hope in preventing the loss of humanity in an XK-class (or worse) scenario. Dr. Clef will of course attest to the fact that it has been used successfully before.
With SCP-2000 apparently neutralized, or at least dormant until a repair method can be devised, the Foundation will now be executing a plan devised in the early days of the Foundation by the O5 Council.
O5 Command has approved a plan to execute Project Diaspora immediately. Project Diaspora consists of a five-part plan, detailed below. FAILURE OF ANY PHASE WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE STOPPAGE OF ALL PROJECT DIASPORA OPERATIONS ON SCP-3008. THIS IS NOT A CONTAINMENT MISSION. THIS IS A PROTECTION MISSION.
Phase One: Reconnaissance Mission into SCP-3008
Send a series of well-armored D-class, followed by agents, into SCP-3008. Given that Foundation drone video technology worked inside SCP-3008-1's infinite space, the first tests should revolve around communication capabilities. Survivability with proper equipment should be the second test. After no more than two weeks, Project Diaspora should be continued into Phase Two.
Phase Two: Food, Water and Sustainability Testing
Foundation personnel, including at least three researchers, are to enter SCP-3008 during this phase and introduce plant life. Meanwhile, any surviving agents from Phase One are to be relocated to an outpost established by Phase Two researchers.
Phase Three: Resource Extraction Testing
Phase three should be the importation of technology to extract vital resources from "IKEA"-brand products within SCP-3008. Use of anomalous technology to conduct resource extraction may be approved on request.
Phase Four: "Civilian" Life and Site-3008 establishment
With adequate resources and safety measures against SCP-3008-2, Site-3008 is to be established. Site-3008 is to be a space within SCP-3008 secured by a concrete wall at least 15 feet in height and 4 feet in thickness. Site-3008 is to be at least one mile wide by one mile long. All aisles and naturally occurring items are to be removed from Site-3008. Site-3008 is to use at least 25% of its land for agricultural purposes. As many D-class as requested by the research team, within reason, are to begin inhabiting the site as civilians.
Phase Five: Site-3008 full capacity
Phase five is to be initiated no earlier than 365 days after the initiation of Phase four. Upon initiation of Phase Five, construction is to begin on a fully functional SCP Foundation Containment Facility. Site-3008 is to extend the entire space previously used for the initial settlement. Following this, the dimensions of the surrounding human habitation should be extended to 25 miles by 25 miles. All individuals, including those at exchange, are to be retrieved from SCP-3008-1's more distant areas if possible.
Dr. Molly Collingwood, Dr. Angela Williams and Dr. Alto Clef have been assigned to Project Diaspora. Work is to begin immediately. To repeat, SCP-2000's loss makes this a situation of the utmost urgency.
Initial Exploration Log
Exploration Video Log Transcript
Date: 7/23/19
Subject: D-class Personnel
Team Lead: Dr. Angela Williams (remote)
Team Members: D-4381, D-4567
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Williams: Alright everyone, may I have your attention please. The inside of this anomaly is an infinite IKEA store.
D-4381: Hah! Well, the meatballs sure beat what you feed us 'round here!
Dr. Williams: I think you'll soon find this is no laughing matter. You're equipped with a helmet, light and camera, equipment to set up a tent, flashlights, and hatchets. When you are inside, you will encounter SCP-3008-2, the "staff".
Redacted for length. Briefing continues approximately 13 minutes
Dr. Williams: With that knowledge, please enter the anomaly.
Both D-class enter SCP-3008, break line of site and enter SCP-3008-1. Minutes later, "night" begins. After approximately ten minutes, the D-class encounter an instance of SCP-3008-2.
SCP-3008-2: The store is now closed, please exit the building.
Dr. Williams: Stay calm! Light up the blowtorches and proceed toward SCP-3008-2.
Video shows bright flash as blowtorch lit up, D-4381 attacks SCP-3008-2 instance, disfiguring it and killing it within a few seconds
D-4381: Holy shit!
Dr. Williams: Their bodies attract more of them. Get out of there and set up a tent before reinforcements show up.
D-4567: Will do, doctor!
D-class run down aisle, encountering and killing another SCP-3008-2 instance. D-class establish a tent about three hundred meters away, in a secluded area behind tables.
[END LOG]
Dr. Clef, Collingwood and Williams:
Please be advised that communications are stable. Deployment of MTF Zeta-46 "Armchair Carpenters" is approved to initiate survivability testing within SCP-3008. Deployment begins on your approval.
The following is a log from MTF Zeta-46's entrance into SCP-3008.
[BEGIN LOG]
MTF-1: We're breaking line of sight now. Entrance to SCP-3008-1 initiated.
Dr. Williams (Radio): Entrance confirmed via helmet camera. All directions now manifesting as SCP-3008-1.
MTF-7: It's currently daytime within SCP-3008-1. We have nothing identified yet. MTF-3, 4 and 5 are going forward in the entrance direction, everyone else is holding here for scouting. Awaiting orders.
MTF-3 Helmet Cam shows a section primarily made up of sofas.
MTF-3: Proceeding down the current aisle. As you can see, we have the most comfortable extradimensional space ever up ahead. Ha.
MTF-3 is walking into a department break, an intersection of four large aisles. On the right side of the walkway is a gun on the floor.
MTF-3: MTF-3 to entrance, I've got something you're gonna want to see.
MTF-6: MTF-3, continue.
MTF-3: Please patch me through to Dr. Williams. Keep your ears open. I don't like the look of this.
The radio crackles as MTF-6 sets up a relay connection
Dr. Williams: Please advise. I see a gun on the floor through your helmet cam.
MTF-3: We have something strange going on here. We've got a gun located here on the floor, it appears to be a standard-issue SCP Foundation gun. It's got a logo on it, it sure as hell looks like some variant of the Foundation to me…
MTF-3 holds up the gun for the camera. It is a standard-issue SCP Foundation agent's gun, with what appears to be an SCP Foundation logo, but the ends of the three arrows toward the center are flattened into a T-shape instead of an arrow.
Dr. Williams: I'm taking the most likely explanation here- we already know people from other dimensions got in, so one of them was probably an agent with their Foundation.
MTF-3: Yeah, I'm hoping so. Because the idea of SCP-3008-2 armed is not reassuring.
MTF-4: I'm standing here next to MTF-3 and MTF-5. I can confirm that this gun was here before, so we can rule out one of us dropping it.
MTF-5: Yeah man you'd be on Keter Duty so fast if you made alternate logos…
MTF-4: Not a laughing matter. We have a phantom gun inside an anomaly we're trying to take over. If that doesn't concern you feel free to fall back to entrance.
MTF-3: Let's move in.
Approximately two uneventful hours pass. MTF-3, 4 and 5 begin falling back to entrance camp when night begins. MTF-1, 2, 6, 7, 8 and 9 have assembled a set of tents and floodlights at entrance camp.
MTF-3: Alright guys, night's starting, we're heading back. ETA one hour running.
MTF-4: I'll cover our rear.
MTF-5: Flanking.
MTF-5: VISUAL ON SCP-3008-2!
SCP-3008-2: The store is now closed ple-
Three rounds fired. Helmet cam shows SCP-3008-2 terminated with minimal effort.
MTF-5: Proceeding toward entrance. SCP-3008-2 instance at 4 o' clock!
Alternating movement and gunfire for 56 minutes until arrival near entrance camp.
MTF-5: Visual on entrance camp lights. Proceeding toward camp, hold your fire.
MTF-1: You heard the man. All units hold fire on movement, fire only on verification.
All MTF members have arrived and entered their tents. Occasional gunfire throughout night, SCP-3008-2 instances incinerated via portable furnace in the morning.
MTF-5: Well boys, time to go the other direction! Who wants meatballs? I ordered Keter-ing!
Dr. Williams (Radio): MTF-5, the meatballs are not to be consumed. Please keep your diet restricted to the provided nonperishable foods.
MTF-6: Ah, dammit. Was really in the mood for some Swedish meatballs.
[END LOG]
Notes: Phase Two is approved. Standard Foundation equipment appears able to easily neutralize the threat posed by SCP-3008-2. As of now, we are designating entrance camp and all areas controlled by SCP Personnel as Area-3008 with the possibility of future designation Site-3008.
MEMORANDUM
FROM: O5 Command
*TO: *Dr. Clef', Dr. Collingwood, Dr. Williams:**
Approval Granted to initiate Project Diaspora Phase Two.
PROJECT DIASPORA PHASE TWO LOGS
Note from Dr. Alto Clef: We are sending in three researchers with experience in relevant fields. We've briefed them on the dangers and inability to return. Doctors Alexis Bryant, Terrell Hernandez, and Dr. Xavier Palmer have been approved to enter SCP-3008 and execute Phase Two testing. All logs returned via ScipNet connection are to be entered below until the end of Phase Two.
Dr. Bryant's Testing Log:
TESTING LOG
DAY 1: One standard young oak tree, four feet tall, has been planted in a large planter. The planter has been placed at the center of Area-3008 and is currently serving as decor. SCP-3008's effect on plant life will be assessed. Various vegetable seeds are to be sprouted in standard soil within a planter.
DAY 6: Oak unaffected by SCP-3008 to this point.
DAY 14: Area-3008 has been relocated as per Phase Two procedure. Plants transported uneventfully. No apparent anomalous effect on plant growth.
[END LOG]
Dr. Hernandez's Testing Log:
Day 1: My job is to scout out a new location. Updating progress here.
Day 2: I'm holed up in a temporary base with MTF-4 and MTF-7 here. We've got a potentially sustainable location. I've deployed my instruments here to check for any harmful effects, but this looks like a decent spot. It's secluded behind several rows of bookcases. We could fit about fifty people back here, and once we're done with that we'll have enough resources we won't need a hidden base anyway.
Day 3: My theory worked. Last night we saw one staff and MTF-7 blew it away before it even saw us.
Day 6: I've sent word back to base, this is the safest spot we've ever found. I'd wager it's safer back here than most cities back in base reality. Dr. Palmer is acting strange though. Every time I get him on the radio he's coming up with outrageous plans. Unless Palmer is Dr. Bright and O5 Command suddenly got a sense of humor, I have a bad feeling about this.
Day 15: Phase three starts tomorrow. Dr. Palmer vanished overnight.
Dr. Palmer's Testing Log:
Day 0: Procured a series of relevant items from SCP-294, including a "Cup of SCP-3008-2 Killer." I ain't [expletive] around.
Note from Dr. Clef: Dr. Palmer is under our constant observation. He had been in communication the day before deployment with a number of individuals who will likely enter SCP-3008 during future deployments. He also ordered a number of unknown substances from SCP-294 and poured them into glass bottles without logging them, which he was observed on security footage carrying into SCP-3008 with him on deployment day.
DAY 1: I'm here with a bunch of head cases! MTF-5-J is driving me up the [expletive] wall. [Expletive] your testing log!
After logging, Dr. Palmer disappeared on the night of Day 15. As of filing time he has not been relocated.
MEMO FROM DR. CLEF: O5 Council has agreed to move SCP-294 into SCP-3008. Phase 3 testing is canceled. Initiating Phase Four testing.
LEVEL 4 BRIEFING- 05 COMMAND
Phase Four of Project Diaspora has begun. Under the request of the research team assigned (Dr. Collingwood, Dr. Clef and Dr, Williams), the following have been imported to newly designated Site-3008:
- SCP-294
- Three fully loaded concrete mixer trucks
- Seven hundred miles of barbed wire
- Yellow paint for lane drawing
- Wood as needed for makeshift home construction
- All construction materials needed for standard containment cells.
A small secure facility is being built within Site-3008, which upon initiation of Phase five next year would expand into a full-size Secure Facility. In the document below, all Phase four activities relayed to base will be logged.
PROJECT DIASPORA: PHASE FOUR LOGS- INCIDENTS AND EVENTS:
Director Williams' Notes from Cameras within Site-3008.
DAY 1: Four hundred D-class personnel, numbered sequentially from D-3008-100 to D-3008-500, were assigned to inhabit Site-3008 as civilians as a test of human civilization within SCP-3008. Personnel set up temporary camps within the site as the concrete interior wall was constructed. Protection measures assembled.
DAY 2: Wood box-like structures serving as rudimentary homes constructed for D-class personnel, furnished with readily available IKEA-brand furniture, primarily beds and tables.
DAY 3: SCP-3008-2 instances have been destroyed easily. Site-3008 is now almost entirely secured. 250 wooden box houses have been constructed so far, and expansion continues. We've noted an unexplained increase in enthusiasm among D-class personnel and researchers alike.
DAY 4: D-class personnel reported seeing Dr. Palmer during SCP-3008's last "night" phase. Several claimed to have seen Dr. Palmer interacting with Dr. Bryant. Dr. Bryant denied this interaction on questioning, claiming that she hadn't seen or heard a word about Dr. Palmer since he disappeared. Strangely, when Dr. Clef ordered MTF-7 to question Dr. Bryant on his own, MTF-7 claimed Dr. Bryant was telling the truth, stating that "I know she is". MTF-7 will be subject to disciplinary action in the event of return to base reality.
DAY 5: Dr. Clef ordered MTF personnel to patrol Site-3008 during the next "night" phase. Strangely, MTF-2, MTF-4 and MTF-7 claim to have "lost" their helmet cameras. MTF-3 also disappeared from the site overnight.
Note from Dr. Clef: We're 5 days into a year-long mission. Something is going very wrong. We need to be prepared to shut this down. Dr. Williams, keep O5 Command at arm's length.
DAY 6: All contact has been lost with Site-3008, spare for MTF-3, who re-established contact ranting and raving for ten minutes before self-termination. While his helmet camera is undamaged, it has not shown anything except standard floors. Final video before hidden camera was found showed Dr. Palmer ordering the following from SCP-294:
"A cup of travel between SCP-3008-1 and base reality"
"A cup of intelligence for SCP-1000"
"A cup of leadership"
Note from Dr. Collingwood (SCIPNet:Me): I don't think I need to explain why this is a problem. Alert all staff down to Level 2 that we've got an unspecified threat from 3008 and put the strongest forces we have at the doors.
UNDER ORDER OF O5 COMMAND: PROJECT DIASPORA IS TO BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY. COMMAND IS CURRENTLY FORMULATING A COURSE OF ACTION.
Drs. Clef, Collingwood and Williams: O5 COMMAND MEMO
It's been a week since we lost contact. A few hours ago, heavily armed agents were sent in to destroy Site-3008 and terminate all surviving Site-3008 personnel when the events that transpired had been determined. For reasons related to what we've discovered within SCP-3008, it is important to note today's date. Today's date is DECEMBER 23, 2019 (11:56 PM).
Agents (NOT MTF Agents- the situation was at this point too risky) came under mostly-lethal fire from MTF-7 and MTF-2, stationed on top of the fence surrounding Site-3008. Troublingly, the Site-3008 main tower was flying the flag of not the foundation, but a modified flag resembling the logo found on the gun located during the phase one exploratory mission.
Second of all, a handful of agents surviving Site-3008 fire scattered into SCP-3008-1. One recovered the body of MTF-3, who was holding a standard SCP File System Drive. Agent 445381, upon finding this, uploaded it to Dr. WIlliams' office. What it contains illustrates an immediate security threat that we may be able to stop tomorrow. Please read the transcript from Ikeanhistory.mp3 below.
This is Dr. Collingwood. It is December 24, 2019. This morning, Dr. Palmer used what he drew from SCP-294 to re-enter our dimension. We woke up to the sound of containment breach alarms and Keters running through the halls. 173, 682, the usual suspects were all out, but it was worse than that. Palmer had also given SCP-1000 the "intelligence" drink, which brought about a horrifying scenario we had long feared of. An hour ago, I fled to SCP-3008. It might just be the last stable home. I don't agree with them, but it appears there was an insurrection- Site-3008 is living on its own with the use of SCP-294. I have no idea why, but the people inside have adopted the flat-arrow flag and the motto, "The store is now closed, please exit the building". That's right, they're co-opting the staff's call. The D-class even scrapped their orange uniforms for IKEA uniforms. It's all but an independent country in here. The IKEAn empire, haha. If anyone ever finds this, if anyone made it through the XK-class scenario without 2000 to save us, know what happened. Maybe 1000 can fix SCP-2000, O5 said it was beyond our technology… oh god… what if… [Computerbatteryfailure.scip]
While this could be a decoy by the "Ikean Empire", this merits your concern tomorrow.
(CURRENT DATE DECEMBER 24, 2019 12:01 AM)
MULTIPLE KETER CLASS BREACHES. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR COMPUTER AND PROCEED WITH RECONTAINMENT.






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