Item #: SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:Keter
Special Containment Procedures: scp-xxx is to be kept in a tempered glass case in a 5x7x5 foot concrete room access is only granted to level 3 personal and up. all personal within 10 feet of scp-xxx are to we're noise canceling headphones.
Description: scp-xxxx is a 6 inch by 5 inch peice of parchment listing logical paradoxes. If one is read then the subject is now to be referred to as scp-xxxx-1. Scp-xxx-1 after reading a parodox will go into a state of mental distress after 35 seconds or this scp-xxxx-1 will do anything possible to force another live being to read a parodox if they cannot read the parchment then then will shout 3-4 of the paradoxes with will give the same effect as if you read them once at least one other person(s) reads or hears a parodox scp-xxxx-1's head will combust.
Because if this scp-xxxx-1 should be immediately terminated.
Addendum: after the event at site:[redacted] testing on scp-xxxx will be discontinued by order of o5-#






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