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Item #: SCP-5722

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: [SCP-5722 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment unit in site-██ and is allowed random handheld items for its anomalous properties]

Description: [SCP-5722 is a 15-yr old Japanese male weighing 56.0 kgs and 170.1 cms tall with naturally pink hair and eyes. SCP-5722's anomalous effect begins when SCP-5722 start making phone ringing sounds vocally and will believe that someone is 'calling' him, SCP-5722 is unaware that it makes the phone ringing itself and will 'search' for the source of the sound, making the sound louder as SCP-5722 gets closer to an object that it perceives as a phone whether or not the object is a phone. Any attempt to disturb or interfere SCP-5722 searching or talking on the phone will trigger SCP-5722 to incapacitate any individual doing so with extreme speed, strength, and lethality that is shown only during this time frame, all individuals attempting to reveal the truth of SCP-5722's phone will become incapable of speaking until the victims give up. SCP-5722 will then proceed to hold the object at the side of it's head as would with normal phone calls. Once SCP-5722 'answers' the caller, SCP-5722-1, SCP-5722-1 will inform SCP-5722 of a future event or misfortune, and will explain to SCP-5722 how to avoid it if SCP-5722-1 is referring to a misfortune, or how to take advantage of a beneficial event. SCP-5722 can also 'call' other subject via objects in a similar manner and the subject SCP-5722 is calling will receive the phone calls from phones around the targeted subject, whether or not if they belong to the subject. The same can be done for calling SCP-5722 by dialing SCP-5722's scp number. SCP-5722 will 'hold' phone calls that SCP-5722-1 wants to converse with and will inform the subject that "they" want to speak to them. When the subject answers, SCP-3347-1 will notify the subject that they will die and all details referring to it, all attempts to avoid this is impossible as the subject will inevitably die way SCP-3347-1 predicted.]

Addendum: [SCP-5722 was initially found in █████, Japan in ██/█/2013 when citizens reported of a squatter in a abandoned house, upon police investigation, the policemen encountered SCP-5722 in the house during SCP-5722's anomalus state where SCP-5722 was in the middle of searching for an object when two of the policemen tried to detain SCP-5722. As of SCP-5722's anomalus effect, it then shattered both policemen's legs permanently crippling them using their tasers as a vessel, the third policeman ran out requesting backup as SCP-5722 escaped through an open window. Prior to the police reports ]