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Item #: PSCP-309
Object Class: Safe
The only known image of PSCP-309
Special Containment Procedures: PSCP-309 is secured in a Medium sized room, Decorated With Hospital Items, such as Ten chairs for Patients, a surgical light, ECT. PSCP-309 is often brought a person who is injured, not more than Ten Patients can enter in PSCP-309's room, since theres only Ten Patients chair for Ten People. To this day, PSCP-309 had Cured ███████ Patients successfully.
Description: PSCP-309 appears to be a Sentient pair of denim pants, in a Nutshell: Its a walking talking pair of pants. speaking of talking, PSCP-309 talks in a disembodied male voice, PSCP-309 would sometimes refer to itself as "Dr Denim". Since PSCP-309 is a doctor, it can cure any mental illness, diseases, ECT, even though PSCP-309 doesn't have Arms, it can still cure a patient, what so ever. Honestly, we don't know why we contained this Friendly Pair of Denim Pants.
PSCP-309 also cannot be wearable, because when someone tries to wear PSCP-309, there will be some sort of force pushing away the person trying to wear PSCP-309. To this day, No-one had succeeded on putting on PSCP-309, because no matter how hard you tried, you can't put on PSCP-309 because of the force.
Addendum PSCP-309: Transcript of a interview with PSCP-309:
<Begin Log>
Dr Joe: Good Morning PSCP-309
PSCP-309: Hello, got another Patient for me?
Dr Joe: No, but instead, I got Three Questions I wanna ask you.
PSCP-309: Well that sucks, well, Questions are Questions.
Dr Joe: Question 1, how are you that good at cure-ing Patients?
PSCP-309: Man… I was practicing being a Doctor for all my life, my Mom even said that I was doing Surgery on Patients inside her womb.
Dr Joe: Cloths cannot be birth-able, dummy.
PSCP-309: Sorry, anyways, Question 2?
Dr Joe: How are you able to talk?
PSCP-309: Honestly, I don't know, maybe someone shoved a Voice-box inside my Throat, I think.
Dr Joe: Ok, Question 3. are you able to cure cancer.
PSCP-309: Honestly, yes, yes indeed.
Dr Joe: Your one smart doctor, anyways thats all the Questions I wanna ask for you, so i'm gonna end this recording.
PSCP-309: Alright, see you later.
<End Log>
