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Item #: SCP-4XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-4XXX is impossible to contain within a cell, a "decoy" Burger King restaurant
No food, merchandise, or any other memorabilia from the McDonald's restaurant franchise is to be allowed within a 200 meter radius of SCP-4XXX. No McDonald's food is to be eaten by any personnel within 30 days of entering SCP-4XXX's cell.
Description: SCP-4XXX is a humanoid entity closely resembling the Burger King restaurant chain mascot. The exterior of SCP-4XXX appears almost identical to the Burger King mascot, however, the entity's eyes are made up of pure 24-karat gold.
SCP-4XXX was initially discovered after several missing persons reports were filed surrounding a Burger King restaurant in Moscow, Idaho.
SCP-4XXX displays a strong memetic effect when within licensed Burger King restaurants. When SCP-4XXX enters a Burger King restaurant, the entity will announce that it is "the Burger King" and thus the rightful owner of the restaurant. After this, all customers and employees excluding the General Manager of the restaurant will begin to praise SCP-4XXX, who will in return begin excreting hamburgers from its mouth and giving them to customers. Forensic testing on the hamburgers has revealed the meat to be human, likely belonging to King █████████ of ████████, who drowned in 20██.
If the restaurant's General Manager is within the facility, SCP-4XXX will seek them out and demand a duel for the role of king. Due to the entity's strong memetic effect, the General Manager will accept, and will almost always be brutally murdered with a spatula. Once the General Manager has been killed, the customers and staff (hereon referred to as the "citizens") will begin constructing a castle out of the materials within the restaurant.
SCP-4XXX is charming and cordial in tone while "serving his patrons" at Burger King, however, when exposed to food, merchandise, commercials, or any other memorabilia related to the McDonald's franchise, SCP-4XXX becomes very aggressive in tone, demanding that the "evildoers" be destroyed, and, while "leading" a restaurant, officially declares war on "the evildoers". From this point on, all citizens will begin an attack on the nearest McDonald's restaurant, corporate office, or franchisee.
