Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be contained in an enclosure sufficiently suitable for housing members of Pan paniscus, with the following modifications: wire netting and a fence 10m in height surrounding the enclosure, and large drains in various locations throughout the habitat to collect excess urine. A fleet of janitors who are armored (with suits of titanium) must clean the habitat every twelve hours. In the event of an escape attempt, shoot SCP-XXXX with lead bullets. The bullets and a .22-caliber long rifle will be kept outside of the habitat in a black lock-box. All wild instances of SCP-XXXX found are to be killed on sight.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sterile mutation of Bonobo commonly known as the “Bonobonust.” There are approximately ██ individuals belonging to this species that are known to be alive currently. Many instances of SCP-XXXX roam the earth beyond the Foundation.
Instances of SCP-XXXX differ from usual great apes due to their alarmingly fast urination speed (approx. 4667 km/h). Due to the high velocity of their urination, SCP-XXXX instances utilize their urine as a weapon. Researchers have not yet discovered the cause for this urination speed. Instances of SCP-XXXX are immune to urine attacks from other instances of SCP-XXXX, however they are vulnerable to any other method of harm.
All discovered instances of SCP-XXXX are sapient, and can understand and speak many human languages. SCP-XXXX have been seen manufacturing and using stone tools.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX have been known to make attempts toward destroying all documentation regarding them. They have occasionally gone to extremes in order to do so (see Document XXXX-A). Their motive behind this is suspected to be that they do not want any humans to know that they are in need of containment.






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