SCP-XXXX (Interdimensional Cigarette)
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
danger

Threat Level: Blue

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-████ is to be contained in a storage unit at USORPL-Site-64. No personnel with less than Level-3 Access is allowed to remove or utilize SCP-████ or SCP-████-X instances from its containment storage in any way or form. All instances of SCP-████ must be stored inside a separate area at Site 64 for further analysis and investigation by Dr. █████.


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SCP-████'s aspect. Instance SCP-████-X would be inside.

Description:
SCP-████ appears to be a normal cigarette pack made by an unknown brand speculated to be sold around 1983. SCP-████ itself is completely white without any markings of bar codes, writing or any information regarding production, ingredients and distributor.

Special analysis on the etiquette's content reveals that SCP-████ contains 1 (one) unique cigarette (SCP-████-X) for each time it is opened. SCP-████-X changes in aspect every time its container is closed and re-opened. If SCP-████-X is removed from SCP-████, upon closing and re-opening its lid once again, another unique instance of SCP-████ is created. Prolonged investigation on the anomaly has shown SCP-████ capable of creating up to 1.282 instances of SCP-████-X each being completely different from the latter in many aspects including: tobacco composition and ingredients, paper moisture and color, filter design, pattern and color, along other minor details. It is speculated to be an infinite source of SCP-████-X as it does not show to have a limit to its constant creation of new instances.

Further testing with SCP-████'s instances has shown very anomalous effects on personnel upon being consumed by human subjects. Statistics on testing procedures concluded that 22% of instances would cause no effect on consumers, while 78% could cause a malicious or benevolent effect, proven to be completely at random.

More testing and analysis is required as many more instances of SCP-████ are created. Not one has been equal to another and many contained instances have not been analyzed.


Addendum:
Dr. █████ has requested for any D-Class Personnel that used to be or currently is a smoker to be escorted by any available Security Personnel to Wing G for testing purposes.
Each D-Class Personnel must consume an instance previously analyzed by Dr. █████ and Dr. James Stewart. Below is a testing log documented within Dr. Stewart's office computer about each test result.

S.C.P. - Secure. Contain. Protect.
OS System - Revision 1.3.9

-THIS SOFTWARE IS TO BE USED BY AND ONLY BY SCP FOUNDATION STAFF MEMBERS-
-ANY ATTEMPT TO REDISTRIBUTE SAID SOFTWARE WILL CAUSE TERMINATION OF THE USER-

[INFO] System hasn't been updated in 5 (five) years! Requesting server update…
[WARN] Update fail, retrying on next boot.
[INFO] Connection to secure Site 64 servers established.
> login
Username: *******
Password: *******
Welcome again James!
> printlog SCP█████.log
Loading SCP█████.log . . . . . . . . OK!
Displaying . . .

| Dr. █████ - Site 64 (Wing G) Test Log (21/0█/██)
|
| Subject: D-28387
| Instance: SCP-████-23
| Results: D-28387 appears to hyperventilate and move erratically while producing screeching noises coming from their ears. This lasted for 30 seconds. When D-28387 was questioned about his actions he could not speak. Medical staff was called in the testing room.
Medical staff concluded that D-28387's vocal cords had been completely destroyed by a smoke source. They have detected highly dangerous chemicals to be in the smoke's compound. Damage is irreparable. End of testing.

| Dr. █████ - Site 64 (Wing G) Test Log (23/04/██)
|
| Subject: D-29132
| Instance: SCP-████-231
| Results: SCP-5430-231 is shown to explode upon any fire source approaches. D-29132 must be attended immediately by Medical Staff.
SCP-████-231 remains unscathed from the explosion and has been taken to a much more secure containment site. End of testing.

| Dr. Stewart - Site 64 (Wing G) Test Log (27/04/██)
|
| Subject: D-13923
| Instance: SCP-████-2
| Results: D-13923 began to speak in many different languages with a perfect accent for each one of them. Various staff members where gathered in the testing room to analyze how many languages can they speak.
Some of the known languages spoken by D-13923 where: German, Latin, Japanese, Mandarin, Spanish, Thai, Korean, Arabic, Turkish, Russian, Vietnamese and some unknown ones. End of testing.

| Dr. █████ - Site 64 (Wing G) Test Log (29/04/██)
|
| Subject: D-15231
| Instance: SCP-████-9
| Results: Seconds after inhaling SCP-████-9's smoke, D-15231 fell to the floor immediately. Upon further examination along Medical staff, they were confirmed dead. SCP-████-9 was stored back into its storage unit for a future experiment regarding SCP-682. End of testing.

| Dr. █████ - Site 64 (Wing G) Test Log (29/04/██)
|
| Subject: D-12981
| Instance: SCP-████-77
| Results: Subject demonstrates being able to fly by levitating around 2.35 meters off the ground. Hours after the test, D-12981 still remains suspended mid-air in the middle of the testing room. Further attempts to get them down where inconclusive. End of testing.

| Dr. Stewart - Site 64 (Wing G) Test Log (30/04/██)
|
| Subject: D-13923
| Instance: SCP-████-91
| Results: SCP-████-91 would not be enlightened with normal fire sources. Successful enlightenment of the instance was proven to be pouring water on it. Smoke would come out green and heavy, effects on the subject where an extreme increase in knowledge and intelligence. D-13923 began speaking out entire books written by Charles Dickens, full mathematical formulas and calculus books' quotes, among other high-standard subjects.
D-13923 managed to successfully write in a notebook
The effect would gradually decrease on the subject after 1 and a half hours. They would report feeling a massive headache afterwards, followed by their head exploding instantly. Janitorial Personnel must be called in immediately. End of testing.

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The log ends with a corrupted entry. Deep analysis on the log file's corruption was inconclusive, it is speculated of a possible intervention by SCP-079 but there is no sustainable proof of this.
The following log has been found within the archives room at Site ██ by Janitorial Personnel. How or when the document came to reside in Site ██ is unknown and currently under investigation.

Dr. Stewart - Site [REDACTED] (07/██/██)

Subject: Dr. █████
Instance: SCP-5430-██
Results: Dr. █████ has been caught utilizing SCP-████-██ for personal benefit. The effects caused by SCP-████-██ on █████ are theorized to be defecating big amounts of money. This is not confirmed as Dr. █████ no longer serves the facility. End of report.