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Item #: SCP-AA
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The land surrounding SCP-AA has been purchased by the Foundation and converted into a monitoring site for SCP-AA. Once weekly, one Antimemetics Division agent currently suffering from anxiety or long-term stress is to enter SCP-AA for "metaneutrilization"2 of a recurring subanomaly. D-Class personnel are not allowed within SCP-AA. Personnel must avoid the usage of mnestics for >24 hours before entering SCP-AA.
All personnel exiting SCP-AA are to be tested for remaining memories of the anomaly, and recording devices' contents analyzed. If any conclusive information is retained, SCP-AA's description and containment procedures will be adjusted accordingly.
Description: SCP-AA is a roughly circular area of land and the airspace above it to an unknown extent, centered around a 3-story house and surrounding grove in the irish countryside. All new items that enter SCP-AA instantaneously disappear from view, and are incapable of being perceived, detected, or tracked by any method until their exit.
All persons exiting SCP-AA are amnesiac of its contents for various reasons, typically self-amnesticization, although self-inflicted head trauma, pre-existing memory impairments, and SCP-███ have been used as alternatives. Similarly, the only recording devices that have been successfully removed from SCP-AA have had their contents purposefully erased. Devices from which content cannot be deleted or overriden have not yet been successfully retrieved.
Various notes have been brought with exiting personnel from SCP-AA, although none of them describe its contents. Notable messages are transcribed below exactly as written, and the full list can be found in Document-AA-Retrieved_Notation-03125
- "Don't use mnestics before entering, otherwise long"
- "Weapons Unneeded! Always Bring Amnestics!!!"
- "Stressful personnel should be brought here more often"
- "rigarding the previous note, make sure one or more stressed people come here, on weakly basis, for metaneutrilization of small anomaly, just take your stress" [sic]
- "D-Class are dangerous when brought into SCP-AA. Always have at least fo three personnel."
- "No more testing; the current conprocs are just fine."
- "New food is unneeded, but we'd really like it. Weekly supply of meats, crackers, maybe w…mazing here, can't get"3
- "Please stop trying to collect info."
- "We have this under control. Further information is not required at this time."
Addendum_AA_Testing: Notable attempts at collecting information from SCP-AA are catalogued below:
Medium:
Testing Method:
Results:
Medium: Battery-operated radios
Testing Method: The two radios are both set to the same frequency and are constantly transmitting nearby sounds to the other. One radio will be lightly thrown into SCP-AA from as close to the perimeter as possible.
Results: Radio ceased transmitting upon entering SCP-AA.
Medium: Battery-operated radios
Testing Method: The two radios are both set to the same frequency and are constantly transmitting nearby sounds to the other. One agent will enter SCP-AA holding one of the radios, then exit.
Results: Radio ceased transmitting upon entering SCP-AA, and resumed transmitting upon being removed by the amnesticized agent eight hours later.
Medium: A pair of tin cans, attached by one meter of yarn
Testing Method: One can will be gently rolled into SCP-AA while the other will be firmly held outside.
Results: The can and 30 centimeters of string that entered both disappeared, although the visible string remained taut. Upon causing sizable vibrations in the string using the remaining can, the string broke at the point on SCP-AA's perimeter.
Medium: Foundation monitoring satellite
Testing Method: Test unplanned, but the costs and recalculations in redirecting the satellite not to pass over SCP-AA as well as the potential research benefits gained were evaluated and the decision made to let the satellite continue its path.
Results: Contact lost upon entering SCP-AA. Seven minutes afterwards, two personnel emerged from SCP-AA with a note reading "GET FIRE EXTINGUISHERS"4. The satellite remains unrecovered.
Item #: SCP-JW
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-JW-A was successfully terminated in 1871 by agents from His Majesty's Foundation for the Secure Containment of the Paranormal, and its remains are currently in cryonic storage at Site-25 to prevent further decomposure. Adjacent semantic fallout is analyzed annually by a joint review from the Antimemetics Division and Linguistics Division. Upon the total resurgence of all instances of SCP-JW-B, SCP-JW will be reclassified as Neutralized.
Description: SCP-JW is the collective designation for two related anomalies:
- SCP-JW-A is the head and upper neck of a large reptilian entity bearing traits of the genera Capra, Varanus, Bothrops, and Deinonychus, and formerly belonged to a metafictional nonphysical entity, although currently bears no anomalous properties. Six fatty tendrils of unknown purpose extend from its chin, and both hair and feathers extend downwards in scattered, asymmetrical patterns. Several fangs from 8-24 centimeters in length extend downwards from an overbiting upper jaw, although these appear completely unused
- SCP-JW-B is the designation for an unknown number of words formerly belonging to the English language, and that were semantically corrupted via exposure to SCP-JW-A. SCP-JW-B are mildly antimemetic, and are often quickly forgotten after being encountered. Instance's meanings are rarely remembered, leading to frequent misinterpretation as nonsense. Even in instances that have reentered common usage, they are frequently regarded as unimportant neologisms, often with silly connotations. Frequency illusion is noted at a statistically nonexistent rate with SCP-JW-B as compared to nonanomalous words
SCP-JW-A formerly inhabited various works of poetry, often occupying the role of antagonist. When a poem was constructed that happened to feature SCP-JW-A, an average of 18.6% of words contained within were instantly converted to SCP-JW-B, the majority of these being adjectives within sentences directly mentioning SCP-JW-A's presence.
Sleep. That was all David wanted, but of course he could never get it. He looked around in a tired stupor through the subway car at a variety of bored commuters coming home from day shifts or heading to night shifts. The source of the disruption was an annoyingly cheerful woman next to him listening to a stupidly loud podcast without earbuds. She just sat there, staring straight ahead with a dazed look, obnoxiously tapping her feet, and holding her phone in her hands as the podcast speaker began sharing tips for staying motivated at work.
Jesus Christ, Dave thought, his eyebrows furrowing into an expression of anger. This lady is pathetic! You don't motivate yourself at work, you just work! You hop right into your office or cubicle or whatever space, and start getting stuff done. When I work, I just-
The angry man stopped and paused. Something was wrong, but he didn't know what. So he went back to his internal monologue of rage.
I mean how hard is it to do basic work! She probably does some minimum wage bull crap in serving food or babysitting. Meanwhile, I get busy and always- I make sure to-
Dave focused harder. His expression changed to confusion. What did he do for work? He sifted through his memories for the day. Woke up, took a shower, shaved, had a nice breakfast of oatmeal and bacon, packed up his briefcase, kissed his wife, took the subway to 12th street, hailed a taxi to his workplace, took a taxi back from work… There it is. A void, a complete lack of anything, right where his memories of work should be. He walks in the concrete factory-like building on the outskirts of town at 9:15 AM, and then immediately leaves the building at 6:35 PM, exhausted and extremely stressed.
Slowly getting more and more frazzled and worried, Dave tried to remember anything related to work. His hiring? He knew he'd been working for 3 months, before that having a wide variety of odd jobs, mostly in simple security and storage, but even the interview is solidly blanked-out in his memory. Coworkers? None of them. He can't remember a single one. He probably should have some friends from whatever work he has, but no one comes to mind. He tried many more trains of thought all tangentially related to work, but nothing from inside that building is in his memory.
Then he remembered. He has a work briefcase. Logically, it should contain materials from work! Dave looked it over. It's thin, but tall and wide. Solid and leathery. It's light and sealed with two clasps that at least appear golden. He tried fiddling with the left clasp, before someone put a hand on his shoulder.
It's an elderly woman gesturing toward the door. The last remaining passengers were filing out. Dave slowly looked towards the station sign. Shit! Last stop… He scurried out of the subway car, out of the tunnel, onto the sidewalk, and into a taxi, trying to avoid passing out from exhaustion and confusion. The briefcase could wait 'til later.
Item #: SCP-7448
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7448 is kept within a Size-I animal containment unit with standard ventilation and observation systems. SCP-7448 does not require food and is not to be interacted with outside of testing. When handling SCP-7448, personnel are to wear full body protection to prevent biting and the spread of organic biohazardous substances.
Description: SCP-7448 is a variable object that frequently converts to other forms, almost all of which are organic in nature. Organic sections of SCP-7448 are genetically human in spite of appearance, being perfect matches for PoI-74485. These conversions occur at random intervals and will follow one of the previously observed 9 forms, though mild variations in size, species, consistency, and other traits have been frequently observed:
| Designation | Description | Notes |
| Alpha | 25 kg of bovine and equine feces | Tests on the dietary makeup of 7448-Alpha reveal that it is comprised of digested charred human flesh. |
| Beta | A 90 kg mass of flesh consisting almost entirely of enlarged male and female genitalia | Due to a vast swathe of sustained STIs, 7448-Beta often leaks a mixture of blood, urine, and pus. |
| Gamma | Several dozen members of the Viperidae family, each attached at the tail to the inside of a hollow boulder | Each member will consistently ignore other members and consistently make attempts to bite all humans within 7448-Gamma's range of vision. A hivemind is suspected but cannot be confirmed due to difficulties in testing. |
| Delta | One member of the Rattus genus with hairless, nearly frictionless skin | 7448-Delta shows a preference for dark, moist environments, and will search out food in its expected diet despite not requiring substenance. |
| Epsilon | One male newborn Canis lupus familiaris with a portion of the umbilical cord still attached | N/A |
| Zeta | One heavily worn ice or roller skate manufactured using early 20th century methods, comprised of calloused human flesh and a brittle iron blade | Damage easily occurs to 7448-Zeta, lowering all value even further. |
| Eta | A humanoid mass, highly resembling PoI-7448, of which at least 50% covered in circular toothless mouths. An equal number of human anuses are also present along the underside of this mass. The mouths are constantly inhaling air at a slowly increasing rate, which is then stripped completely of oxygen before being expelled out the anuses. | N/A |
| Theta | A nonexistent and thus inaccessible region of space with a volume of 0.073 cubic meters. Attempts to penetrate this area result in a change in directional movement due to a lack of space in which to travel. It is unknown if this is the result of a spatial distortion or an antimemetic obstruction. | This is the only form of SCP-7448 with no organic components. |
| Iota | A large organism with traits of both plants and animals, measuring 180 centimeters in height. The organism superficially resembles a distorted Beta vulgaris, but contains several internal organs in a configuration most like an adult Homo sapiens. Severe burn damage is present over both the exterior and interior of 7448-Iota, consistently causing rapid expiration upon shifting to this form. | Despite a complete cessation of life within 7448-Iota, vitals are instantaneously regained upon shifting to a new form. Autopsies conducted of 7448-Iota have revealed several dozen artificial carnomantic sigils in regular patterns present upon the heart and subcutaneous tissue. |
Discovery: SCP-7448 was discovered within a managerial office at ███████ █████ Office Headquarters, a front company for a neo-sarkic mob. The building had suffered severe fire damage before Foundation discovery, determined to be arson, with the fire most likely beginning within the previously-mentioned office. The only items still within the room besides SCP-7448 were several pieces of paper inscribed with carnomantic thaumaturgic sigils and a metal plaque laying on the floor. Engraved on the plaque are the words "Manager of the Month", below which "yeah right" was scratched.
Item #: SCP-6363
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: MTF Epsilon-3 “Finders of Fortune” have been tasked with locating instances of SCP-6363-A/-B worldwide and bringing them into containment. SCP-6363-A are to be contained in standard antimemetic object containment units and monitored by mnesticized security personnel. SCP-6363-B are to be digitized and stored in files with visible “Antimemetic Content” warnings.
Persons/groups affected by SCP-6363-C do not require containment or interaction, but must have all related media references removed or edited to avoid suspicion from groups of interest and non-anomalous scientific/governmental organizations. In the event that Ritual-6363 is determined, multiple instruction manuals are to be stored in Foundation archives to prevent antimemetic annhialation. Following this, further containment procedures will be created in an attempt to limit the ability to discover Ritual-6363.
Description: SCP-6363 is the designation for several related religious anomalies that bear similar effects:
SCP-6363-A is a total of ████ artworks, mostly statues and paintings, obscured by a Charlie-Type antimemetic effect, causing observers to subconsciously classify SCP-6363-A as irrelevant and worthless, as well as being unworthy of attention.6 Attempts to subvert this by concentration in non-mnesticized subjects results in significant mental distress and, more rarely, fainting. Moderate Class-W Mnestics allow for focus on SCP-6363-A and for the user to determine its shape, but dangerously high mnestic dosages are required to ascertain further details. Most tested instances of SCP-6363-A depict living creatures, often humanoid, in a religious context, typically controlling and/or creating humans.
SCP-6363-B consists of ███ written texts published between c. 4500 BCE and c. 1910 CE. The context of these texts are unknown, due to an antimemetic effect that prevents the brain’s linguistic centers from comprehending written language while viewing SCP-6363-B. This quickly subsides upon attempting to view non-anomalous text. Some sections of these text are non-anomalous however, mostly describing daily secular ceremonies and habits or stating that the contexts of the text are greatly important to most people.
SCP-6363-A and SCP-6363-B are very often found near each other in abandoned ruins and small old communities, although some have been discovered in urban areas, typically those that act as hubs of travel.
SCP-6363-C is a phenomenon in which communities of people experience a mass deconversion to agnostic theism. No records of the recent religious history of these communities can be discovered, and the deconversion often causes great emotional stress in those affected. Affected persons will reject all other religions, and may enter states of depression. Close descendants of SCP-6363-C victims7 show a fervent interest in organized religion, often converting to nearby historically popular belief systems.
SCP-6363-C victims frequently are found to possess multiple instances of SCP-6363-A and SCP-6363-B, claiming that they are familiar but being unable to remember their acquisition.
Testing Log-6363:
Subject: SCP-6363-A-098, a statuette measuring 15 cm in height
Testing Personnel: D-140
Test Procedure: D-140 will be placed in the same room as the Subject and given increasingly powerful doses of Class-W mnestics.[00:00] D-140 introduced to chamber unmnesticized. D-140 claims the chamber is empty, despite Subject being visible at the center of the chamber.
[00:01] D-140 instructed to sit on the floor in the center of the room. D-140 stares at the Subject for several seconds, before sitting just to its left.
[00:03] When asked about her previous actions, D-140 denies staring at anything, insisting she felt light-headed and sat "close enough" to the center.
[00:05] D-140 asked to look directly to her right and describe what she is viewing. D-140 insists "it's just some junk. Not worth anything" and asks if she should instead describe the floor of the chamber.
[00:06] D-140 instructed to further describe Subject and becomes significantly distressed, repeating "[t]here's nothing to describe!"
[00:09] D-140 allowed to calm herself, and is then given an Epsilon-Level dosage of Class-W mnestics.
[00:13] D-140 told to describe Subject's current appearance as well as she can perceive it. D-140 voices mild discomfort before saying "it's too fuzzy to make out anything".
[00:14] D-140 given Delta-Level mnestic dosage. Following this, D-140 claims that the Subject has "changed into" a vertical silhouette measuring between 10 and 30 cm.
[00:16] D-140 given Gamma-level mnestic dosage. D-140 expresses disgust and initially refuses to describe Subject. When informed of non-compliance consequences, D-140 describes Subject as "a worthless statue of something, probably 15 centimeters".
[00:20] D-140 given Beta-level mnestic dosage, and does not speak for several minutes after viewing Subject.
[00:27] D-140 is again asked to describe Subject and claims it to be a humanoid statue in a sitting position. D-140 asks for a break in testing, which is denied.
[00:30] D-140 given Alpha-level mnestic dosage and quickly turns away from Subject, claiming to be experiencing an overwhelming sensation of disgust and that "[her] brain is trying to throw away the picture of it". When allowed to collect her thoughts and use breathing exercises, D-140 calms down and is able to describe Subject as a statue depicting a humanoid entity
Item #: SCP-BACK
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BACK is currently contained within Modified-Containment-Unit-BACK. Interactions, observations, and tests of SCP-BACK are only to be conducted by human instances of SCP-BACK-2.
Human SCP-BACK-2 instances are to be amnesticized of all SCP-BACK-1 before 14 days have passed since the beginning of their transformation. Digital systems are not to be used to store SCP-BACK-1 for more than three hours, and all SCP-BACK-1 is to be purged from the digital system(s) immediately upon its transfer to another medium. Paper may be used to record SCP-BACK-1, though all SCP-BACK-1 is to be transferred to another medium before 30 days have passed, preferrably earlier.
Foundation webcrawlers and embedded agents are to report all humans bearing symptoms of SCP-BACK-2. Infohazard-avoidance procedures are to be observed in the detainment of SCP-BACK-2.
SCP-BACK-2-▽ is currently contained within Site-25's Paleontology Sector for research into the evolution of early mammals.
Description: SCP-BACK is a object, organism, phenomenon, location, or entity of which nearly every trait (these traits are designated SCP-BACK-1) poses a communicative risk due to a novel antimeme that induces evolutionary or design-based regression in any medium8 that records SCP-BACK-1 (these mediums are designated SCP-BACK-2), slowly rendering them incapable of clearly communicating SCP-BACK-1. The only method found to halt this regression in SCP-BACK-2 has been the full destruction of all contained SCP-BACK-1 by any means, typically amnesticization or content deletion. The separation of the section(s) holding SCP-BACK-1 has been found to prevent further regression in the remainder of the SCP-BACK-2 instance, though the removed sections still possess anomalous effects.
The following traits of SCP-BACK have been determined to be true and induce no anomalous effects:
- SCP-BACK is a novel antimemetic infohazard
- SCP-BACK is at least partially physical
- SCP-BACK can be perceived by each external sense from several meters away, including hearing and olfaction
- SCP-BACK has a size or range of physical space in which it exists
- SCP-BACK can be moved to any location in which it fits
- SCP-BACK cannot move unassisted
- SCP-BACK is dangerous to all brain-possessing organisms due to both SCP-BACK-1 and an irregular phenomenon in which it [SCP-BACK-1 PURGED]. The remaining fluids and [SCP-BACK-1 PURGED] are then incorporated into SCP-BACK
- SCP-BACK was either created in or entered our universe within the span of human history
- SCP-BACK/SCP-BACK-1 can be discovered via scientific research and/or logical deduction and has been discovered by civilians repeatedly, both before and after its containment began
- SCP-BACK is further growing/manifesting/appearing as time progresses, causing a slow increase in the rate at which SCP-BACK-2 instances regress
Addendum-BACK-1: SCP-BACK was first discovered manifested at the residence of █████ Bennett, a civilian self-proclaimed "paranormal researcher" previously labeled by Foundation analysis to be at little to no risk of discovering any anomalous person, location, object, or phenomenon. Bennett was unable to be located at the residence and had not been seen by family or acquaintances in the last month, though this had been attributed to their reclusive nature. Locating and detaining Bennett is currently a Level 2 Priority due to the likeliness of having become an SCP-BACK-2 instance
The following items were retrieved from the Bennett residence and are suspected to or confirmed to have importance relating to SCP-BACK:
- Three broken computers, each relatively new yet possessing model years from 1985-1997
- One instance of SCP-BACK-2 in the form of a small prototype Commodore PET. Due to severe mechanical damage and many improperly-connected parts, data retrieval is currently impossible
- 23 books regarding many historical, paranormal, or philosophical topics. While no issues arise from reading any one of these books, the reading and full comprehension of at least six of these can result in deducing the existence of SCP-BACK and several instances of SCP-BACK-1
- 68 maps and excavation records for the area surrounding the Bennett residence
- One corroded, bent iron shovel, lying next to the below items
- A pair of torn lead gloves, lying next to the above item
- 32 scattered mildly torn paper instances of SCP-BACK-2. 15 are currently readable and describe SCP-BACK's basic physical traits in poor handwriting. One additional instance is highly illegible but at least partially describes SCP-BACK-1's effects on sapient organisms
- A working charged smartphone. Several private audio logs describe attempts to locate an unknown underground item of [SCP-BACK-1 PURGED], contradicting experimental results
- One instance of SCP-BACK-2 in the form of a collapsed wall, mostly converted to wood and severed ropes. Roughly 80 illegible characters are partially visible, having been carved into the wall with an unknown implement
- One large steak knife coated in blood and 110 grams of brain matter from █████ Bennett. Fingerprints upon the blade were determined to belong to Bennett and several non-human entities
- SCP-BACK-2-▽, a living Juramaia sinensis9. This is currently the furthest-regressed known instance of SCP-BACK-2. Attempts to create an alternative amnestic specifically for SCP-BACK-2-▽ and prevent further evolutionary regression are ongoing
Item #: SCP-6928
Object Class: Keter
Special containment Procedures: Due to the way in which SCP-6928 functions, full containment of SCP-6928 is both impossible and unnecessary. Instead, containment is to focus upon preventing the discovery of SCP-6928 by any reputable organization.
Foundation webcrawlers are to search for descriptions matching antimemetic phenomena, specifically in scientific papers, mental health forums, and forums discussing unnatural events. If a description of a phenomenon matching SCP-6928 is found, all involved persons and physical/non-physical records are to be found, followed by the full destruction of non-Foundation records regarding SCP-6928.
Humanoid instances of SCP-6928-A are to be contained within cryonic preservation chambers to prevent further decomposition. Each instance is to be assigned two guards capable of perceiving it.
Foundation agents have been inserted into all companies that produce SCP-6928-A instances as part of Project ”Mass Recall”. If any of these companies continue to produce SCP-6928-A after ten years, efforts will be increased, including via the funding of rival businesses.
Description: SCP-6928 is a wide-spread memetic or antimemetic phenomenon affecting various concepts, items, and people around the world. As of the time of writing, it is believed that every human is in some way affected by SCP-6928.
SCP-6928 results in almost exactly 50% of humans being (in)capable of perceiving a particular instance of SCP-6928-A. This set of humans is different between all instances, with most being able to perceive 40-60% of SCP-6928-A. Individuals incapable of perceiving a certain instance of SCP-6928-A will instead insist upon the inhabited space being empty, and will fail when attempting to touch the instance due to various external circumstances.
SCP-6928-A are various concepts, items, phenomena, and people. While SCP-6928-A are often highly different from one another, all instances have connections to the terms “one half”, “fifty/fifty”, “duality”, or some variation thereof. No other similarities have been found between instances.
All instances of SCP-6928-A have held their anomalous properties from their conceptualization.
Individuals not under the influence of mnestics are incapable of remembering the nature of SCP-6928, forgetting that an SCP-6928-A is perceivable to some after roughly 15 minutes. This memory erasure is incredibly precise, with individuals retaining all memories from the time period that do not mention SCP-6928 or debates caused by it.
Abridged Instances Log:
Designation: SCP-6928-A1
Colloquial Name: “Duality of the Beasts”
Date of Discovery: 07/18/1941
Description: “Duality of the Beasts” is a large oil painting produced at some point within the mid 15th century. The painting depicts a lion in the outfit of a knight charging on horseback at another lion. The artist and meaning of the piece is currently unknown.
Notes: SCP-6928-A1 is the first discovered instance of SCP-6928-A. SCP-6928-A1 was housed within a large mansion in southern Italy from the 1790s to 1941, and would have likely stayed there if it had not been noticed by several members of a group looking to buy the home. The Foundation quickly learned of the painting, but was unable to contain it for several years due to a lack of cooperation from the Italian government.
Designation: SCP-6928-A12
Colloquial Name: “The Spork”
Date of Discovery: ██/██/197█
Description: Sporks are a somewhat common piece of silverware that functions both as a spoon and a fork. This is achieved by a large basin with several small prongs emerging from the end. Sporks can be made from many materials, including plastic and steel.
Notes: SCP-6928-A12 is the most widespread of all SCP-6928-A instances, even having important roles in certain fictional works10. Production of SCP-6928-A12 is being slowed, with the end of spork production to occur around 2030.
Designation: SCP-6928-A45/A46
Colloquial Name: “Zomine/Schroduel”
Date of Discovery: 12/██/2009
Description: Zomine and Schroduel were a set of characters being produced for the games ███████ █████ and ███████ █████. Zomine is a black and white cat-like creature, and while Schroduel bears similarities to Zomine, it is much more anthropomorphized and ghost-like in appearance.
Notes: SCP-6928-A45 and -A46 were removed from the games’ coding and all members of the development team were given Class-B Amnestics. However, their anomalous effects still apply to related imagery.
Item #: SCP-MM
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The discovery of records regarding SCP-MM is currently considered a Level-1 "Low" Priority. Foundation webcrawlers scanning forums and articles relating to the paranormal and massages are to look for use of multiple of the following terms: "large bump", "knot", "mobile", "movable", "sense", "sensory", "mutation", "sliding", "sigil", "glyph". If information directly regarding SCP-MM is discovered, an appropriate amnesticizing memetic agent will be distributed to those who viewed the content and the offending content will be removed from the site. The individual(s) responsible will then be detained and questioned regarding SCP-MM.
Known instances of SCP-MM-A and their tracing paths must be recorded in at least one digital location and three physical files due to the complexity of the sigils. Personnel that utilize SCP-MM-A are to be given appropriate amnestic doses once testing is finished. Any personnel found to have memorized an SCP-MM-A instance will be amnesticized, penalized, and removed from any future work involving similar anomalies.
Instances of SCP-MM-B are to be cured after testing, barring approved long-term effect tests. During testing, SCP-MM-2 are to be kept indoors with limited sensory input. Various aids to achieve this such as blindfolds and earmuffs may be requested beforehand. Hostile SCP-MM-2 are to be tranquilized, cured, and then amnesticized of the test.
Description: SCP-MM is the designation for two related anomalies: SCP-MM-A and SCP-MM-B.
SCP-MM-A is a collection of six thaumaturgic sigils designated SCP-MM-A-1 through SCP-MM-A-6. SCP-MM-A are radially symmetrical patterns that can be traced in one continuous loop with no beginning or end. SCP-MM-A bear no anomalous properties when drawn on non-humans. Accuracy of angles and curves is not important, as long as all intersections are maintained and have the same relative position to each other.
Each SCP-MM-A instance corresponds to a sense or cognitive function that allow for collecting information. While not all observed senses have been observed in humans, all currently exist in many non-anomalous species.
When SCP-MM-A is traced on the neck and/or upper back of a human, they will become an instance of SCP-MM-B. Unmodified SCP-MM-B appear non-anomalous and have no indication of anomalous attributes beyond a small raised circle of hardened flesh, designated SCP-MM-C.
SCP-MM-C will be on the horizontal middle of the back neck/torso, equidistant from the arms. Its vertical position varies depending on the individual and the selected SCP-MM-A instance. SCP-MM-C can be moved upwards or downwards, but cannot be moved above the C1 certical vertebrae or below the third thoracic vertebrae. SCP-MM-B are incapable of feeling the movement of SCP-MM-C.
When SCP-MM-C is moved, the connected SCP-MM-B instance will experience the rapid modification of one or more organs, often including the brain. Upwards movement causes the modification to increase the capabilities of organs necessary for the SCP-MM-A sense, while downward movement inhibits sensory input to those organ(s). This has proven capable of restoring senses in those who have lost them due to injuries or birth defects.
As the range of SCP-MM-C's movement is dependent upon the size of the person, instead, the percentage of possible distance traveled from bottom to top is used. This range of 0% to 100% will be used as a measurement in all test results in this document.
Below is a table cataloguing each instance of SCP-MM-A, the related sense, and the average percentage raised on human subjects.
| Instance # | Sense | AHP11 |
| MM-A-1 | Hearing | 39% |
| MM-A-2 | Vision | 21% |
| MM-A-3 | Magnetoreception12 | 0% |
| MM-A-4 | Olfaction13 | 7% |
| MM-A-5 | Proprioception14/Balance | 48% |
| MM-A-6 | Depth Perception | 54% |
Addendum.MM.1.TESTING: The results of shifting SCP-MM-C to 100% and 0% functioning in human subjects across 11 tests are listed below:
Sense: Hearing
Percentage: 0%
Results: D-MM's ears shrink and retract, becoming two functionless holes 2 millimeters across. D-MM claimed via shouting to be completely deaf, and failed to react to sounds reaching 130 decibels in close proximity.
Sense: Hearing
Percentage: 100%
Results: D-MM's ears grow and distort to be 20 centimeters in height and 16 centimeters in width. Analysis of the left modified ear revealed several new bones supporting the extra weight. Testing cancelled prematurely due to complaints and panicking by D-MM regarding the sound of her breathing and unidentified "scratching" noises coming from the walls and inside one lab technician who was subsequently found to have a head lice infestation.
Sense: Vision
Percentage: 0%
Results: D-MM's eyes shrink to 5 millimeters in size and become a uniform green-black in color, D-MM reporting being unable to see "anything, even black," likening it to "how you see out your nose." D-MM failed to respond to fast-moving objects nearly colliding with her face, and repeatedly asked to quickly continue to the next test.
Sense: Vision
Percentage: 100%
Results: D-MM's eyes and eyesockets double in size, the eyes becoming iridescent and bloodshot. D-MM reports vastly greater visual acuity, being able to distinguish minute color distinctions and to read text up to 250 meters away. Request to be able to retain these anomalous traits denied.
Sense: Magnetoreception
Percentage: 100%
Results: D-MM's eyes dilate and grow by 10%. D-MM is able to determine the direction of the magnetic north pole with assistance, but reports difficulty due to "a lot of other ones", clarifying several other magnetic pulls in the immediate proximity, mostly from computers and various instruments in the site. Starting 8 minutes in, a "magnetic heartbeat" reportedly occurs every 15 minutes, the source of which is currently unknown.
Sense: Olfaction
Percentage: 0%
Results: D-MM's nose is absorbed into the head, leaving two nostrils on otherwise flat skin only capable of breathing. D-MM is completely unresponsive to extremely strong odors developed for crowd dispersal, and reports a near-complete lack of taste to several dishes. A drop in "likeability" and "friendliness" in D-MM were reported by multiple personnel, though whether this is a side-effect of SCP-MM has not yet been determined.
Sense: Olfaction
Percentage: 100%
Results: D-MM's nose grows to a height of 12 centimeters and extends 8 centimeters from the face, with three skin-based filters appearing in each nostril. D-MM quickly places her hands over her nose and requests the nearby air vent to be shut due to excessive stimulation from nearby rooms. D-MM proves successful in subsequent tests at identifying the owners of several laundried clothing items and identifying whether humans have been exposed to chemicals such as Arsenic and [REDACTED UNTIL 2032]. A "chemicals used on corpses" smell is reported by SCP-MM to be emanating from all nearby Foundation ID badges and most electronic devices manufactured after 2018, possibly stemming from [REDACTED UNTIL 2118].
Item #: SCP-TEMP
Object Class: Thaumiel/Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Research is underway on the safest method to enter, seize control of and fully contain SCP-TEMP. Until that point, a perimeter around SCP-TEMP is to be maintained 0.5 kilometers from SCP-TEMP-Δ's manifestation point. Any human that exits SCP-TEMP is to be immediately incapacitated and detained. Extreme care should be taken with these individuals in case they hold anomalous items on their person.
Description: SCP-TEMP is the former Site-144, a Foundation site within the Appalachian Mountains that held 322 temporal anomalies and 2,845 staff before the spontaneous manifestation of SCP-TEMP-Δ at 19:00:03 on March 8th, 2025. SCP-TEMP-Δ was an opaque impermeable spherical shell that encased the majority of the site and another 18 square kilometers of surrounding wilderness until 19:31:40, when it rapidly dissolved and allowed access to SCP-TEMP.
During the period that SCP-TEMP-Δ was in place, SCP-TEMP and the rest of its interior experienced roughly 3000-3200 years, all structures, objects and persons aging accordingly. During this time, the staff inside and their subsequent descendants drastically modified the site using various temporal anomalies to allow for their continued survival, developing a society and dialect, little of which have been researched in any serious capacity.
Out of an unknown number of anomalies and >12,000 inhabitants15, only 3 anomalies and 15 inhabitants have been detained.
SCP-TEMP is currently unaligned with the Foundation due to discrepancies in predicted advancement and the Foundation's current state. Because of this, SCP-TEMP have repeatedly refused to surrender any anomalies contained within and is undergoing review to be classified as a hostile group of interest.
Addendum-TEMP-1: Roughly 30 minutes after the demanifestation of SCP-TEMP-Δ, a pale humanoid entity wearing several tattered rags exited the building and loudly voiced its wishes to speak with "the old foundation, keeper of safeties." After complying with orders to ensure a lack of weapons, a preliminary interview was granted. A copy of the original file written during the interview is given below.
Date: 3/8/25
Interviewer: Rafael Hanson
Interviewee: Unknown Entity from SCP-TEMP[BEGIN LOG]
Entity: Good thanks for meeting me, doctor…
Hanson: Not a doctor, but thanks. You can call me Hanson. What's your name?
Entity: Alto DuPre, named after one of your old researchers, I believe?
Hanson: I'm unsure, Mr. DuPre. What exactly are you?
DuPre: …A human, of course? At least, we don't think the divider induced DNA modifierication.
Hanson: Could you please define "divider" and "modifierication" for me?
DuPre: The latter just means the, uh, process of things become modifired, changed, altered. It's maybe seventh level english learning? But the "divider" is what we termed that big fucking bubble that enclosed for longer than anyone remembers. But I presume given the time, you…
[DuPre grows silent for several seconds then stares at Hanson, then at a recording device in the middle of the table]
Hanson: Sir, how long was that divider there… from your home's perspective?
DuPre: We're not fully confident, but have a 99% confident rate for 3002-3245 years. How- How long was it for you?
Hanson: Half an hour.
[DuPre sharply inhales and grows quiet.]
Hanson: Assuming you're telling the truth, just how did you survive that long? And how old are you as an individual?
DuPre: Introducing, I never lie. Understand that right now. Second, I'm 33, my young age being my selection reason. Finally, I don't know how we did it, I'm just an apyurate.
Item #: SCP-LIE
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures All SCP-LIE-B instances must be added to pre-existing digital documentation regarding clerical information for which several backup copies are stored elsewhere. SCP-LIE-B must never comprise ≥50% of any given document, and all important information should be stored on several redundant documents. In the case that an individual makes an unauthorized request for SCP-LIE documentation, this request's filing will cause the relevant digital accessing system to immediately destroy the requested document due to the security risk posed by accessing the clerical information also contained.
SCP-LIE-A instances are not to be contained or directly monitored by the SCP Foundation, and must never in any way be directly engaged by Foundation personnel. This includes possible questioning, amnesticization, hiring, or termination, although amnesticization by chemicals inserted into food products consumed by instances is permitted. Instead, front companies indirectly controlled by the Foundation will monitor instances' financial and communication records for suspicious activity.
News records regarding the anomalous nature of SCP-LIE-A and SCP-LIE-B are to be transported to Site-714 for file storage, wherein anyone with knowledge regarding these SCP-LIE-B and their locations can gain access to the files. However, such persons will be detained for this breach, have all memories from the point at which they learned of SCP-LIE amnesticized, and be returned to public life.
Update as of FILL: Research is currently underway as to how to best extend SCP-LIE-A7's lifespan and prevent termination until such time as a BK-Class "Broken Masquerade" scenario occurs.
Description: SCP-LIE is an informational phenomenon affecting the male primogeniture of SCP-LIE-A1, the eldest son of each instance of SCP-LIE-A becoming an additional instance. SCP-LIE results in the inability to willingly obscure, misrepresent, or destroy truthful information regarding an instance of SCP-LIE-A following their expiration. SCP-LIE-B is the designation for all affected information, totaling 18,599 pieces of documentation, physical, digital, or mental, currently in containment.
No methods have as of yet been found to allow for the direct destruction or even obfuscation of SCP-LIE-B. Attempts to purposefully untruthfully edit or destroy SCP-LIE-B or to cause another individual to do so result in severe muscle cramping and stiffness preventing movement necessary for the attempted modification for as long as it is attempted. More prolonged attempts result in a severe mental compulsion that SCP-LIE-B modification is completely unnecessary and immoral, often using an individual's religious beliefs and moral guidelines to reinforce and justify inaction. Indirect methods such as the complete destruction of the much larger medium holding the SCP-LIE-B instance have worked in 93% of attempts, with the majority of failures due to SCP-LIE-B's excessive importance as assigned by testing personnel.
SCP-LIE was discovered shortly the death of SCP-LIE-A1, Harrison Brincks, on 08/31/1932 from a preexisting heart condition. Subsequent attempts by those who knew SCP-LIE-A1 to write a positive obituary consistently failed, and the eventually chosen text led to several public disputes from individuals learning various unsavory aspects of SCP-LIE-A1, such as alcoholism and the physical and emotional abuse of minors16. Later news reports regarding the inability to lie about SCP-LIE-A1 led to Foundation involvement, with the necessary amnesticization of ███ persons. TRIM THIS, MAYBE PUT ALL INTO HISTORY ADDENDUM?
Due to brevity, descriptions of SCP-LIE-A1 through -A4 have not been and are never to be included in this file.
Addendum_LIE_History:
Date: 08/31/1932
Event: SCP-LIE-A1, Harrison Brincks, dies of a preexisting heart condition.
Item #: SCP-6325
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Currently no method of containing SCP-6325's effects without public knowledge of SCP-6325 has been discovered. Instead MTF Psi-18 "Tenure Trackers" are to locate nutritional studies, reports, and experiments likely to uncover evidence of SCP-6325 and offer financial and promotion-based incentives to all involved persons if they pursue other fields of research.
In the interest of preventing workplace incidents from vomiting and/or fainting, personnel under the effect of mnestics are not to consume or be within five meters of leafy vegetables outside of testing.
Description: SCP-6325 is a worldwide phenomenon affecting the nutritional value and perception of certain food instances with a significant tendency towards leafy vegetables, although a minor presence has been noted in certain meat products17. It is estimated currently that ~2-7% of all Brassica oleracea18, the most common target of SCP-6325, are affected.
SCP-6325's primary effect is the addition of low amounts of nutrients, mostly protein and calcium, to affected foods. In addition, those foods are often stated by consumers to be torn and to have a mildly altered taste, being crunchier and thicker, which may lead to trouble swallowing. However, this is considered acceptable by all consumers and never reported unprompted.
It is unknown why SCP-6325 is not frequently discovered by those who regularly taste affected and unaffected food or by those reviewing nutritional research. The hypothesis that nutritional research does not repeatedly reveal SCP-6325 due to a lack of research comparing specific instances of food to each other has been accepted due to the unacceptability of other proposed solutions.
Methods of increasing and decreasing SCP-6325's effects in any specific food instance have been discovered, and are listed below in order of increasing effectiveness at negating SCP-6325.| Method | Effectiveness | Notes |
| Usage of manure in growth | -X% | N/A |
| Increasing local humidity | -X% | N/A |
| Exposure to oxygen-less environment for 60 seconds | -X% | N/A |
| Decreasing local humidity | X% | N/A |
| Thorough cleaning of affected food | X% | A resurgence of SCP-6325 is often observed, typically owing to remaining moisture |
| Application of acidic/poisonous substances | X% | N/A |
Item #: SCP-WW
Object Class: Keter19
Special Containment Procedures: All containment of SCP-WW is to be conducted by personnel fluent in FCL20-82. Containment personnel for SCP-WW are to be selected from a variety of countries and linguistic backgrounds, and no more than 20% of those personnel may be fluent in a given language.
FCL-821 words are never to be used in more than 5% of a given text in another language, and vice versa. Descriptions of SCP-WW are not to be attempted in any language other than FCL-821. Only utterly necessary words with approval by SCP-WW's research head may be invented and used within FCL-821.
SCP-WW's containment team may request any item for the containment of SCP-WW within their budget21 without question.
Description: No terms in any language other than FCL-82 are capable of accurately describing SCP-WW, its effects, or the dangers posed by it, due to its extremely complex and alien nature as compared to concepts previously experienced by humans. While terms can be created to accurately describe certain characteristics of SCP-WW and its effects, the previously undetected phenomenon of semantic overflow is quickly met by adding only 1-4 of these new words.
Semantic overflow is a phenomenon in which languages are only capable of holding a set amount of meaning across every word considered by a highly variable number of individuals to be a part of that language. Each word has a different MV22 score, ranging from words that impart extremely little information, such as "six" (MV=1.003), to those bearing a multitude of implications and associated concepts, such as "lovecraftian" (MV=16.167). The average language has a remaining semantic space allowing a collective MV score of ███,███23, while the "smallest" of FCL-82 terms for SCP-WW ("████████████: ██ ████ ████████; █") has a MV of 31,889.900, and the average MV for these terms is roughly 900,000, though fluctuation due to [NO ENGLISH EQUIVALENT] is common.
When semantic overflow levels are reached, linguistic instability occurs until the offending new terms are removed or full [NO ENGLISH EQUIVALENT] is met, temporarily resulting in:
- Inability to describe nouns using new combinations of adjectives,
- [REDACTED],
- The combination of pre-existing words so that either both gravitate towards similar meanings, or into a portmanteau of the two words into one with a combined meaning,
- More frequent usage of words with a lower MV,
- [NO ENGLISH EQUIVALENT] corruption,
- Supression of figures of speech, complex wordplay such as palindromes, and all usage of [REDACTED],
- and the destruction and antimemetic erasure of randomly-selected high-MV words and their related concepts,
until semantic overflow has been successfully undone, although the high degree of linguistic destruction means no successful and veil-preserving way of describing SCP-WW through conventional languages has been determined.
As a result, FCL-821 has been designed entirely for easing containment of SCP-WW. As of 04/27/21, ~99.2% of FCL-821's MV space has been filled, 71.0% being used for the description of SCP-WW and its behaviors, 25.4% for the containment of SCP-WW, and 2.8% for concepts unrelated to SCP-WW but that must be communicated to other personnel for various reasons.24
Addendum_WW_INTERNALMEMO:
FCL-821, or as it has come to be known by much of its speakers, "Aituan", has experienced a shrinkage in remaining MV space of 38% over the last three months, despite only officially gaining five new words of a total MV of 24.350.
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Item #: SCP-MB
Object Class: Neutralized25
Special Containment Procedures: The remains of SCP-MB have been found to be non-anomalous and incinerated or distributed to research staff. Locating PoI-MB is currently a Level 3 search priority due to confirmed anomalous traits/abilities.
Archived Special Containment Procedures: SCP-MB is held in a modified humanoid containment chamber. To ensure enrichment and satisfaction, 900 pages of reading material of any kind is to be left within the containment chamber daily between 0300 and 1200 hours GMT. SCP-MB's containment team is to maintain a constant regimen of Class-W mnestics, and one Foundation agent has been embedded into the community of █████████, Tennessee to monitor the population's belief in SCP-MB's normality. Should this begin to waver, the administration of amnestics is permitted for affected individuals, and SCP-MB's antimemetic properties will be reassessed.
Description: SCP-MB was a humanoid avian entity possessing mild antimemetic and infohazardous traits. All nonmnesticized individuals identified SCP-MB as
Item #: SCP-8326
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Images of SCP-8326 are to be removed from satellite-based data collections by implanted Foundation personnel. A perimeter is to be maintained at a radius of 10 kilometers from SCP-8326 to ensure the prevention of civilian access or any naval excursions by SCP-8326-2. Access to SCP-8326 by any human is disallowed for the time being.
Direct interference in the conflict between SCP-8326-1 instances has been temporarily suspended. Communication is to be held with each individual instance at separate times on a daily basis. Communication personnel must be well-trained in improvisation and diplomacy, and are to ensure each SCP-8326-1 instance continues to believe:
- they are a Foundation site dedicated to containing the anomalous,
- they continue to possess a special alliance with the SCP Foundation as a whole,
- and the SCP Foundation has utilized a tactical retreat is currently planning and deciding the best method with which to engage and destroy either SCP-8326-1A and -1B(In the case of SCP-8326-1C) or SCP-8326-1C (in the case of SCP-8326-1A and -1B)
Description: SCP-8326 is an unnamed Foundation-owned island in the south Pacific Ocean and several anomalous items, entities, and phenomena located there. SCP-8326 and its relative subanomalies instantaneously manifested on 05/13/2028 after an unknown anomalous event occurred at Site-44, which had been previously located in the geographic center of the island, and was dedicated to containing anomalous weaponry and military paraphernalia.
SCP-8326-1 are two three anomalous copies of Site-44, designated SCP-8326-1A (Site-44-Red), SCP-8326-1B (Site-44-Blue), and SCP-8326-1C (Site-44-Yellow), and are located at the island's northern tip, southern tip, and center, respectively. Each instance is subject to frequent changes in layout and composition, and typically is made of highly-resistant concrete and wooden platforms, with heavy usage of their associated color. Their contents are highly unknown, but an ectoentropic anomaly has been hypothesized due to a highly implausible amount of weaponry, food, and supplies that have been removed by SCP-8326-2 instances.
SCP-8326-2 are an estimated 894 humanoid entities displaying extreme strength, endurance, flexibility, and speed. Changes to size, age, hair growth, and apparel have yet to be observed since original manifestation. Each instance correlates to one of the 298 personnel that were present in Site-44 before the creation of SCP-8326.
Item #: SCP-GAP
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: PANOPTICON.aic and CHIROPTERA.aic are to be fed a constant datastream of public and Foundation records to locate further instances of SCP-GAP. If a discrepancy is found between their perceptions, three Antimemetics Division personnel using Class-W mnestics
Item #: SCP-CRSTL
Object Class: Safe Thaumiel Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CRSTL's remains have been disposed of by acroamatic abatement. PoI-CRSTL is to be given regular falsified updates perpetuating the belief that SCP-CRSTL is still functional and being used to heal ≥10 Foundation personnel per month. Due to SCP-CRSTL's nondescript appearance and properties replicable with other anomalies, usages of SCP-CRSTL with PoI-CRSTL may be conducted at any requested full moon.
Description:
Item #: SCP-7469
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: No method is currently known to prevent Barker Events from occurring. Personnel displaced during an event are to remain seated and quiet and attempt to ascertain as much information regarding SCP-7469 over the course of the event while not breaking the first two requirements. The winner of each Barker Event is to be subsequently cleaned and all winnings removed from the containment chamber if safe.
Description: SCP-7469 is a repeating spatiotemporal occurrence in which 100 Foundation personnel ("viewers") and 3 vaguely similar anomalies ("participants") are displaced from local reality for 80-200 milliseconds to SCP-7469-1, although all displaced objects and individuals report or show signs of experiencing anywhere from 30 minutes to 8 hours. Damage that would typically destroy or cause a significant loss of life or function in a displaced being are immediately corrected upon return, but mild damage such as bruising and rust remain.
SCP-7469-1 is a large decrepit television studio bearing a significant architectural resemblance to early Olympia-Class Containment Units. 100 seats are placed in a semicircle surrounding a wooden stage with varying furniture and scattered lights and broken television cameras. Viewers each appear with one of these seats and are incapable of exiting due to an imperceptible barrier constricting the head to face towards the stage for the duration of the Barker Event. The stage contains the participants, various props typically incapable of being used by participants, and SCP-7469-2.
SCP-7469-2 is an elderly humanoid in a heavily torn and stained tuxedo, and has not yet been conclusively matched to any known persons of interest. SCP-7469-2 displays several minor anomalous traits in relation to and during Barker Events, such as the teleportation and transmutation of participants and viewers and healing damage caused to its person by participants, but its level of involvement in the creation and continuation of SCP-7469 is undetermined. SCP-7469-2 also has displayed a significant level of knowledge regarding the SCP Foundation's goals and heirarchical structure as well as the traits of ███ anomalies, only ██ of which have yet been participants.
SCP-7469-2 has a very poor mental state and experiences difficulty in accessing memories, understanding its current circumstances, and differentiating between sapient beings and inanimate objects. SCP-7469-2 ignores all direct communication attempts by viewers, but has acknowledged cheers and screams as "excitement" towards the current Barker Event.
At the beginning of a Barker Event, SCP-7469-2 will announce that a new round of "Anomaly's Got Talent" has begun, and introduce the participants via their SCP






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