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SCP-5428
"Liebe, The Chef"
Object Class: Safe.
Description: SCP-5428 is a Female Humanoid Figured Entity, Roughly 1.85 meters in height, and weighing 72 kilos. The object has feline like blepharon markings, they appear a black tint like its waist length hair, (or three quarters of a meter, root to end) Giving away its Vermillion hued eyes, The anomaly's eyes take in 98.7% of all light in dark conditions, giving them a bioluminescent nature and extraordinarily great night vision, with its universal senses being 1500x greater than a humans.
The entity appears to be a master at all things related to cooking, and for any reason get injured while doing so, or by something similar or different, the wound heals almost instantaneously, regardless of severity. The entity does not need to bathe, eat, drink, or use the bathroom for any reason. But enjoys bathing, and used for washing its hands.
However, despite its large fetish for cooking, the recipes it follows do not appear to exist in any type of cookbooks. The entity has a small black leather journal with recipes inside every page, being about 5 inches thick with 3500 pages. The language the journal is written in does not match any known languages today, the book appears endless when reading and writing, despite having a certain number of pages.
The entity has of the following- Black chefs apron, with 'Führer ' printed on the front, meaning 'leader' In German. Spatula, whisk, knives for every occasion, spoons for every occasion, ladles, a hairnet, black gloves with any ingredients it may need for cooking. All the ingredients in the bag it carries appear fresh. all contained in a small beige duffle bag that appears to not have any limit on space inside.
The clothing it wears, the marking on its eyes, are all part of its genetic makeup. Meaning they cannot be removed. The anomaly has a German accent, and is capable of proficient speech in two languages, English, and German. Claiming to staff its first name was 'Liebe' meaning love, and middle name 'Erinnerung' meaning Memory, and last name 'süss' meaning 'Sugar' in german, as being detected in [REDACTED] Germany, on [REDACTED] It possesses no hostility to human, plant, or animal life.
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Thus can be able to work in site cafeterias, and other Safe SCP objects. It has one anomalous property that makes any living sentient being completely comfortable, Relaxed, and Happy and hungry in its presence due to it constantly giving off "Happy" and "Hungry" hormones, and always smelling like a nostalgic scent for different individuals. Like chocolate, vanilla, brownies, and cake.
Special Containment Procedures:
The entity can be kept in a normal room with a stove, sink, oven, bed, and bookshelf with a Containment door being open due to the Safe classification, and no hostility. The object can freely move around, normally to the cafeteria, its Containment cell, and other places where humans or animals are to feed and care for them. Many personnel around sites enjoy its company. Thus it can walk around sites freely.
Object may be related to SCP-999. The Tickle Monster. Further tests about the theory TBD.
