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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently owned by Dr. Masterson and resides in his living quarters. As it possesses no potential threat to on-site staff it is considered a minimal security risk.

If SCP XXXX is seen anywhere on site please let me know. He tends to wonder out sometimes.

Description: SCP XXXX is a dog. Whenever someone is about to make a bad mistake the dog stops them. It is useful in saving lives and preventing workplace accidents. I'm using my employee contractual rights (as stated in "Employee Rights of Site-69") to adopt the dog is a stress relief/therapy animal.

—Dr. J. Masterson

Edit: Check your email immediately !

+ You have (1) new emails!

email: dr█████@scp.███
subject: "Your're Fired!"

I give you access to the mainlist and this is what you do? You were researching leads about CI operatives in the area. How in the flying fucknuckle did you have time to write this shit instead? Not only did you turn up nothing with your investigation but, you also SENT OUT AN ARMED TASK FORCE TO RETRIEVE A DOG! But its somehow okay because the local animal shelter advertised him as "magical."

You were hired in an initiative to prove to the higher ups that this facility wasn't just some joke where people are sent to when the foundation wants them to retire. Now even Dr. Jack "I double dare you to stick your dick in it" Bright is LAUGHING at us. Not only did you bring even more shame to this site (something I thought was impossible) but now I'm being called to a mandatory meeting with the Site Regional Director to explain what happened! Pack your bags and take that damn dog with to whatever irrelevant shithole you came from. Nothing short of a heart attack is getting me out of keter duty.

+ You have (1) new emails!

email: SCPmessagebot2@secure.███
subject: "New Mentor"

Dear Dr. Masterson due to your previous adviser suffering from a heart attack I will be your new mentor! Good thing that dog you were chasing led you right into his office or no one would have called the paramedics until it was to late. The medical staff say he will be fine in a few weeks. Something about a stressed induced heart attack. Apparently someone got him worked up the day before.

I'm intrigued about this life saving dog you found. If that really is what saved your last mentor it can be a very valuable asset to the foundation. I am giving that dog temporary SCP status as safe and promoting you to lead researcher until we know its limits. You have the entire second wing of the building at your command and a blank check as far as resources are concerned. I want you to start testing it's life saving limitations and send me the progress report at the end of the week. I have given you level 4 access for testing.
P.S. Since you will be busy testing I'll gladly take charge of researching leads about the Insurgency until you finish up with that dog of yours.

Dr. Benedict.

+ Access SCP-XXXX-J testing logs?

Several jpegs were uploaded showing loose leaf notes written in pen
Any information regarding the testing of SCP-XXXX-J has been transcribed below

SCP Max
Head Researcher Dr. J. Masterson
Site 69
Friday, Saterday Saturday, Monday
Tests Written Below

Test 1
I asked Sally (Sammy?) to hand me my bagged lunch in the cafeteria. Dr. (Nurse?) Sally is allergic peanuts. This test is to Max took the bagged lunch before she could grab it and ran away. By the time I found him he ate my turkey sandwich. The dog helped save Samantha's life.

Test was performed in the site cafeteria with permission from Dr. Benedict.
Its ok because I brought an epipen so she wasn't at risk

~~~ Note My bagged lunch also had peanuts in it.

Test 2
Gave a similar bagged lunch to my new secretary with no peanut allergy. Despite Max knowing there was food in it he did not attempt to take the lunch. proof?

Test 3?
I learned later Max was full during test 2 because he ate the chili ingredients in the kitchen earlier. Staff was mad and called me an "undeserving bastard", should report that to HR.
Do we have an HR? Kitchen staff had to scratch the chilli and serve something else. Kept the remaining ingredients in storage.

On the plus side they discovered a gas leak while cleaning out the dog vomit. I had maintenance write me a report about it. Besides some hurtful comments they also said that if the stove was ignited there could have been an explosion. I'm counting that as a "Unofficial Test" and will give Max a treat when he stops vomiting.


Misc
A large scribble appears to depict a oval with dogs ears labeled as "Max." Max is being walked by either a smiling SCP 96 in a toupee or SCP 106 missing a few chromosomes.
Whatever the humanoid entity is, it is holding a level 4 access card in hand.

The next few pages are filled with similar drawings and the artist's skill do not improve.
Each picture has "JM" signed under it.

Test 3/4 ?
I gave some D-Class loaded/unloaded handguns but didn't tell anyone which was which. Was hoping to get some testing done but Max only got sicker. One of The D-Boys was a veterinarian and noticed signs of poisoning. The D-Boy worked tirelessly for two hours to make sure Max was alright. I gave him a job as a permanent on-site veterinarian and cancelled his termination in thanks.

(Why do we kill people at level D? Am I a level D but just don't know it?)

Only a few hours later did I realize Max saved his life (and to retrieve the handguns) so I consider this a successful test. When I find my new 04 clearance keycard I'm uploading this notebook to his file. In the meantime I need to find about a dozen armed convicts.

Last Will and Testament
Higher ups are here. Really HIGH- ups. They want to question me right now.. In case I get my memory wiped I'm hiding this notebook under my pillow. Future Masterson, you told the security guards to retrieve the handguns when you left the room. No one was hurt but maintenance had to re plaster the drywall in the testing room. Sally, if your reading this, I leave ownership of Max to you so he can help you stay away from peanuts and help you commit to your diet. To my Secretary please bury me with one of my portraits of Max in my tombstone. (doesn't matter which one he looks great in them all)

Was I a D boy all along and not know it? What if-

Here the writing abruptly with several ink stains at the bottom of the page.

+ Access Site-69 Security Footage?

Site-69 Security Footage
Wing █ Hallway ██

10:57 Dr. Benedict enters the site archives with a green gym bag.

11:14 Around this time, SCP-XXXX-J enters the hallway holding a keycard in its mouth.
Dr. Masterson is seen frantically chasing SCP-XXXX-J while carrying several handguns

11:17 Dr. Masterson drops the guns to lift SCP-XXXX-J
Dr. Benedict exits the site archives and picks up a handgun from the floor
Masterson turns around and notices Benedict aiming at him, dropping SCP-XXXX-J in the process.

11:18 Benedict pulls the trigger.

Benedict attempts to adjust the pistol (presumably unaware it was unloaded).
Masterson tackles him to the ground beginning an impromptu fight.

11:20 Benedict breaks free and sees SCP-XXXX-J running off with the green gym bag. Benedict searches the other handguns for ammunition. Masterson crawls to a nearby panic button and sounds the site alarms. Benedict mutters something to Masterson then flees.

11:24 Epsilon 42 (Dick Crushers)¹. Apprehend Dr. Benedict and place him a Euclid humanoid containment cell²


SCP-XXXX-J is found the next day eating a turkey sandwich from the green gym bag. In the bag was also a 9mm handgun, sensitive paperwork relating the locations of retired personnel, and a detonator to a makeshift bomb (which had been damaged beyond use by SCP-XXXX-J)

+ Footage from Dr. Masterson's commendation

---keep this?
Masterson breathed a sigh of relief. He wasn't going to be terminated. At least not today. During all the commotion no one remembered to revoke his 0-4 level access. The burecrats must have missed that detail. He still had the power the infiltrator had given him. He had gotten to know the people around the site. See the sadness in all them. They knew there career wasn't going anywhere. No promotions, no excitement, and worst of all, no real purpose. They are just cannon fodder. The low level work they do doesn't have any impact on the fate of the world. If the facility disappeared over night the Foundation would just move on without them.

But now he has a chance. A chance to show everyone here there work matters. Even if it was just to catch a magic dog that always appears at the right place at the right time. Masterson proofread the entry he wrote and hit submit. Hoping that someone would read it and see that site-69 isn't just some joke.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently owned by Dr. M█████████ and resides in his living quarters. It is allowed free roam of the facility so long as one of his caretaker's are present. Caretakers are identified with blue badges worn upon their chest when they are handling SCP XXXX. XXXX is to be walked twice a day and given biweekly physicals from on-site veterinarians. Any on site staff are allowed to interact with "Max" the same way way one would interact with a common house pet. Petting him is mandatory!

WARNING: If SCP XXXX is seen anywhere on site without a caretaker present alert MTF immediately and cease all current testing.

Description: SCP XXXX is a miniature golden doodle that goes by the name Max. Max is approximately 45 pounds (20 kg.) and 4 feet (1.2 m) tall. Biologically, it has no abnormal properties.

It's abnormal properties begin to manifest when it is within a range of certain danger. The SCP appears and unknowingly attempts to rescue the lives of any person(s) within the area. It only appears in situations where it is capable of reducing danger with its limited abilities. Max's heroic efforts to save others from danger are limited to only typical behavior of domesticated dogs. The SCP has so far managed to prevent on site fires, severe allergic reactions, D-Class terminations, and acts of terrorism. It’s preferred methods are to distract the person who is in imminent danger and deter them from committing any acts that would otherwise have resulted in injury or death or to bring attention to a person in need.

It is unknown whether the SCP is "aware" of its abilities, how it senses danger, or how it can know if the threat is preventable or not. Max so far has shown no fear in dangerous situations and appears to be oblivious to the accidents it is preventing. He manages to remain calm and act in the same demeanor as always. All current methods of "warning" personal have shown no obvious signs of XXXX-J knowing the danger it is in despite these warnings acting without fail. Whether it only appears in instances it is capable of solving or simply chooses to ignore some cases of danger is still up to debate.

Repeat testing has shown that Max's to interaction with personnel has a direct correlation with workplace safety. Ever since his routine walk cycle was implemented workplace injury has gone down 79%. Similar trends are found when SCP-XXXX-J is walked on other sites. However it is unable to stop most containment breaches caused by other SCPs and is most effective when the incident is due to human error. SCP-XXXX-J is to be stationed at Site-69 until the employees can adopt a safer working method. If a method is found that is superior to current work site protocol it will be adopted by other sites.

A Complete list of known workplace accidents prevented can be found below.

email: sophia████@scp.███
subject: "RE:Last Week"
I had a great time to! And so did Max! want to try the same thing again this Friday? I can sneak some movies into the facility. As long as I walk Max before hand he will be to tired to bark at the screen. I just need to know if you want to watch a Lovecraft-esque spooky movie or a Tommy Wiseau-esque spooky movie. As long as no one takes away my 04 card We can do pretty much whatever we want.

BTW what happened with 914? Were the results as underwhelming as I said they would be. I don't get what a a "refined" version of the bee movie script would even be besides a better movie or a dvd.

Dr. Masterson

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SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Due to recent developments inside of SCP-XXXX containment procedures must be completely revised. Previous documentation must be purged from all systems and be rewritten entirely by onsite staff to ensure the destruction of any memetic threats.

A make shift testing facility has been built on on top of SCP-XXXX. Armed guards are to close off public acccess at least 1 half kilmometer. SCP-XXXX During this time the area is to be restricted to public access with a cover story of toxic chemical cleanup in the area.

somethign soemthing. all guards do not enter the area to reduce risk of further incident.

The entrance to SCP-XXXX (Henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) is to be monitored by the assistants of DR—— at all times. Any instance of a "bonding event" is to be recorded and kept

Due to "bonding" nature of SCP-XXXX

Description:

Footnotes

1. Dr. Masterson allowed on-site security teams to rename themselves to help plummeting site morale under his leadership.

2. Site-69 lacks any traditional prison cells for non-anomalous prisoners.