Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently owned by Dr. Masterson and resides in his living quarters. As it possesses no potential threat to on-site staff it is considered a minimal security risk.

If SCP XXXX is seen anywhere on site please let me know. He tends to wonder out sometimes.

Description: SCP XXXX is a dog. Whenever someone is about to make a bad mistake the dog stops them. It is useful in saving lives and preventing workplace accidents. I'm using my employee contractual rights (as stated in "Employee Rights of Site-69") to adopt the dog is a stress relief/therapy animal.

—Dr. J. Masterson

Edit: Check your email immediately !

---keep this?
Masterson breathed a sigh of relief. He wasn't going to be terminated. At least not today. During all the commotion no one remembered to revoke his 0-4 level access. The burecrats must have missed that detail. He still had the power the infiltrator had given him. He had gotten to know the people around the site. See the sadness in all them. They knew there career wasn't going anywhere. No promotions, no excitement, and worst of all, no real purpose. They are just cannon fodder. The low level work they do doesn't have any impact on the fate of the world. If the facility disappeared over night the Foundation would just move on without them.

But now he has a chance. A chance to show everyone here there work matters. Even if it was just to catch a magic dog that always appears at the right place at the right time. Masterson proofread the entry he wrote and hit submit. Hoping that someone would read it and see that site-69 isn't just some joke.