In The Pines

Lima sat on his foundation - issue camp bed, looking confused.

"Hey, Quebec, hows the barbecue going?"

"I think I burnt the sausages"

"For fucks sake Q, the insurgency shoot us down, and you burnt our sausages??! How much worse could this day go?"

"Way worse. Here, have some toasted bread!"

"ITS BURNT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Did you actually just put bread on a campfire? What a lad."

"Want to talk to Ashley? I have her on radio!"

"Hell no, I dont like her, shes my task force leader!

"Thats what you would say."

"Heh. (whispers to self) Maybe I should give her some flowers when I get back."

"Did I just hea-"

"If you tell her, I will cut off your supply of blanka for 10 days"

"Sorry."

"Want to go exploring in the pines?"

"Sure. There is this new remix of a track called 'In the Pines'. It is really good. You should listen to it."

"Maybe later, Q. Anyway, lets go exploring and lets see if we can find some food."

5 Hours later.

"Whats the time, Q?"

"0500."

"Fuck that, lets get back to camp."

10 hours later.

"We made it back, Q! Whats the time?"

"0010"

"Great. I'm going back to sleep."

"Good day."

"Shut up."

END LOG

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