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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a locked room at Site-42. Any personnel requesting access to the containment area are to be denied and reassigned.
*Description:** SCP-XXXX is a black laptop with a 35 centimeter screen. On the bottom the words "The Factory" can be observed. When used, the laptop functions identically to an ordinary one; no anomalous behavior has been noticed originating from the laptop. The keys of the laptop are Addendum: Optional additional paragraphs

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This document was found at containment site [REDACTED]. Following incident XXXX, SCP-XXXX has been moved to [REDACTED]. No edits have been made to this document.

Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe This thing isn't safe at all! WHO CAME UP WITH THESE RATINGS?! > Probably my boss. He's a moron.
Special Containment Procedures: SPC-XXXX is to be contained in a small room. It needs no safety features, as its anomalous properties are harmless. Who thought this was a good > idea? SINCE WHEN HAS ANY OF THIS STUFF BEEN SAFE?! I hate my boss. Keep the stupid "researchers" outside this room, who knows what they will do. Idiots.
Description: SPC-XXXX is a red ball 8cm in diameter made out of an unknown rubber-like > material. Numerous tests have shown that the only anomalous property it displays is being > completely indestructible. All attempts to destroy or harm the specimen have failed. Who cares about this stuff anyway? It's all useless. I want to go kill the person who made me waste my life researching how to hit a ball. Screw you guys.
Addendum:
Test A 9/3/2005
D-5325 enters the room containing SPC-XXXX with instructions to pick up the ball. Subject picks up the ball, then asks if they can leave. Subject's request denied. Subject proceeds to bounce SCP-XXXX on the floor until test is concluded. No effects are recorded on the subject.
Test B 10/5/2005
D-5325 enters the room with