QWK

Beyond human comprehension

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Must be given items to keep it distracted from it's surroundings

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.5 meter tall duck that is capable of human speech in four languages, it only talks when provoked, annoyed, or bored. It's body is indestructible and has been hit by automobiles on multiple occasions. It is also noted as having an extra toe, specifically a toe that functions like a thumb that it uses for coloring and other tasks. SCP-5353 may have a teleport ability of sorts as it has causally left multiple containment units after destruction of all monitoring systems.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX has willingly entered into a multitude of containment units to "look around". While in the containment units XXXX was uninjured by any physical attacks, due to this he is consistently used for a number of tests. While useful for some test XXXX is effected by chemical and mental attacks, due to this he shows extreme fear when anywhere near SCP-035. SCP-XXXX calls himself quack spelled QWK he loves the use of profanity and has been observed playing video games. "QWK" likes waddling around and claiming, "I'm a mythical being why do you attempt to contain a God! "

Because of this and other distracting actions, such as sneaking on super computers in hopes of finding games, XXXX was given a modest size janitorial closet. He has been given a computer, a pillow and a coloring book. A stash of miscellaneous stolen items from staff car keys to food from the lounge are scattered throughout XXXXs abode.

Found on staff computer
with caption "Rise up gamers"

SCP-XXXX has told staff that he works directly for an 05 though this has been denied, " QWK" has been known for telling tall tales, so it is believed that he reports to a unknown member of staff, this might be worrying.

SCP-XXXX was initially discovered when hit by tuck carrying safe SCPs to a near by facility for a couple of brief test. XXXX responded by swearing and flapping it's wings. When Officer █████ left the vehicle XXXX flew away. █████ hit every shot but XXXX continued flight. Three months later XXXX entered the building out of boredom. XXXX was contained and escaped on seven separate occasions. XXXX refused to leave the facility but showed no sign of hostility outside of questionable language and flapping of wings. Since then XXXX has shown major interest in SCP-4120 and has been caught sleeping with him.