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The Scotsman

Item #: SCP-4068

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4068 is to be kept within a one room cell at all times, unless removed for testing. SCP-4068 must remain under the impression that it is currently residing in a bunker underneath a small village in northern Scotland, and that all testing performed on it is done in an effort to better combat the English forces poised to invade Scotland. No one who was either born in England, or has a biological parent born in England is allowed to be seen in person by SCP-4068.

Description: SCP-4068 is a Caucasian male of Scottish descent, standing 203.2 cm tall (6'8") and weighing 109.13 kg (240.6 lbs). SCP-4068 has long red hair, with a matching beard, and is always adorned in an assortment of animal furs and a traditional Scottish kilt. Efforts to identify the specific clan signified by the kilt have been inconclusive. Large, jagged scars cover SCP-4068's forearms, face, and legs. Efforts to remove SCP-4068's clothes to observe further scarring has been unsuccessful. The scars have been identified as having originated from a variety of medieval age weapons, such as arrows, spears, swords, and axes. A trace amount of human blood lies underneath SCP-4068's fingernails at all times, regardless of cleaning efforts. The blood was identified as that of multiple Englishmen, but further DNA identification was impossible. The blood has been estimated to be at least five centuries old.

SCP-4068 possesses several unexplained abilities. SCP-4068 does not need to consume energy to stay alive, but if given food, will digest and excrete it normally. SCP-4068 does not seem to age, although hair, toenails, and fingernails do grow at the normal rate. SCP-4068 can survive normally fatal or severely traumatic injuries, and heals quickly afterwards, although the wound leaves behind a scar congruent with the injury sustained. SCP-4068 also appears to have a high pain tolerance when sustaining these injuries, giving little or no reaction. Finally, SCP-4068 has the ability to identify a person of English descent without any prior knowledge of them. Seeing a person of English origin will send SCP-4068 into a murderous rage, which only ends once said person is dead.

SCP-4068 is generally boisterous and loud, and mostly jovial. Following a test administered by researchers, SCP-4068 has been found to have an IQ of 68. As such, SCP-4068 is easily convinced about the state of the world around it. SCP-4068 has been eager to undergo testing and research, and does not seem bothered by its captivity by the Foundation, but only when told that the tests administered will serve to help bolster the strength of the Scottish forces currently fighting the English military. There is one exception to what SCP-4068 can be convinced of, that being whether or not a person has ties to England. Researchers attempted to convince SCP-4068 that a French Class D personnel was English, but SCP-4068 refuted their claims, and refused to harm the subject. Similarly, when researchers attempted to convince SCP-4068 that an English Class D personnel was actually French, SCP-4068 refused to listen. SCP-4068 then escaped its restraints, and killed the subject via blunt force trauma.

Addendum 4068-1: SCP-4068 was first discovered by hikers in ████████, Scotland. SCP-4068 was said to be roaming the countryside, and occasionally picking up logs or large boulders, and throwing them. SCP-4068 was taken into Foundation custody on December 1st, ████.

Addendum 4068-2: SCP-4068 seems to enter his murderous phase when it is able to visually see someone that was either born in England, or has a biological parent that was born in England. This effect does not extend to those with English grandparents. SCP-4068 does not enter this murderous stage when viewing someone of English descent on a television, or otherwise not in person, instead simply becoming agitated. Whether the person born in England is ethnically European does not seem to affect SCP-4068's murderous tendencies, such as when it attacked Dr. ██████████. This does not extend to any other nationalities or ethnicity, although it should be noted that SCP-4068 does seem slightly uncomfortable around Welsh people.

Addendum 4068-3: Current injuries that SCP-4068 has sustained under Foundation testing are as follows:

October 4th, ████: A 5 cm (1.9685 in) long, 2 cm (0.787402 in) deep incision into the left forearm. The incision was completely healed within 48 hours, leaving behind only a faint scar. When asked to rate its pain on a one to ten scale, the specimen gave a zero.

January 24th, ████: A fractured humerus. X-rays revealed the fracture to be fully repaired within one week, with no visible damage to SCP-4068's exterior. When asked to rate its pain on a one to ten scale, the specimen rated a one.

April 25th, ████: A cut femoral artery. Bleeding stopped after 30 minutes, 28 seconds. The incision was healed within one week, leaving behind a scar. X-rays revealed the artery to be fully healed and functional. The specimen rated its pain at one and a half, stating annoyance that blood got onto its kilt.

June 1st, ████: A 9mm gunshot entry wound, puncturing the stomach. Bleeding stopped after 20 minutes, 3 seconds, and by eight days after the injury was sustained, the entry wound was completely healed over, leaving only a slight indent in the skin. SCP-4068 was found to be chewing on the bullet after an examination. The specimen's pain was rated at a three, the highest yet recorded, but the pain quickly subsided, by the specimen's own admittance. No symptoms of shock were observed.

Further tests involving either attempted severance of a limb, or traumatic brain injury have been requested by Dr. ████████, but have not yet been scheduled due to fears over the possible accidental neutralization of SCP-4068.