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Professional Artist drawing of SCP-OMG!!!-J
Item #: SCP-OMG!!!
Object Class: ULTRA DANGEROUS!
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-OMG!!! is to be kept in a dusty room in a corner under constant surveillance with thirty (30) H.I.D. Turrets equipped with laser detectors.
No one is allowed to touch it, it's gross and scary and you'll get incurable aids if you touch it, and not's not healthy for the human body, so never ever touch it unless you get O5-█ permission which is really rare for this SCP.
Description: SCP-OMG!!! is a gross and icky black spider that has aids and is super scary and will hiss with a scary sound if you get too near.
If it bites you it will probably hurt so don't touch it's nasty fangs because that will probably hurt and that's not good.
Hissing Sound! Super scary!
