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Item #: SCP-445
Object Class: Euclid KETER
Special containment procedures: All of the roads leading to the building in which SCP-445 is being kept are to be barricaded and routinely patrolled by foundation personnel. All model aircraft, drones, and all other amateur craft shall either be forced to land or destroyed. Foundation personnel will be rotated in and out every six months, an upon entering or exiting the containment area, be administered class A amnestic.
Description: SCP-445 is a {REDACTED} by {REDACTED} classroom with about ten tables accompanied by two seats each. On the west side of the room, there is a large {REDACTED} brand smart-board connected to a desktop computer running an unknown operating system. On T=the east side, there is a row of 5 3D-printers from popular name-brands, not involved in the market of 3D-printing. In the room, an approximately 5’8’’ human male exists, classified as SCP-445-1. SCP-445-1 Wears glasses, has a neatly trimmed beard, and seems to me 25-31 years old. When you enter SCP-445, SCP-445-1 seems to be busy at work on his computer, but all of the text on the screen is in a language unknown to the foundation. After approximately 10 minutes, 445-1 stands up, walks swiftly in front of the board, and in perfect English says: “Hello everybody! My name is Mr.{REDACTED} and I will be your {REDACTED} teacher for the rest of this semester. 445-1 then proceeds to pass out a small strip of paper containing the name of an animal in front of every seat. After a random length of time from 2 – 5 minutes, 445-1, despite the number of people In the room, will say “All right, group up with the people that have the same animal that you do.”. After another 2 minutes, 445-1 will begin assigning a project to the “class”. The project can either be a mechanical vehicle made out of a mousetrap, an electrical generator, a robotic hand, or a free-for-all “capstone project”. If personnel fail to complete or start the given project, they become an instance of SCP 445-2. SCP-445-1 treats all 445-2 instances as if they have disappointed or let down 445-1. 445-2 instances report feelings of impending doom and depression. In most cases, the depression reaches a point were 445-2 commits suicide. If the assignment given by 445-1 is completed and turned in, it is classified as an instance for SCP-445-3. Instances of SCP-445-3 instantly disappear once turned in and in physical contact. Measurements show that instances of SCP-445-3 emit large amounts of radio waves when they disappear.
Incident log 445-404
D-personnel: D-4562, D-4463, D-5474
D-4562 and 4463 are to complete the assigned project given by 445-1. D-5474, however, is to not complete the task given. After approximately {REDACTED} minutes, 445-1 calls 5474 to its desk. There, SCP-445-1 writes a “detention” on a sheet of paper and hands it to 5474. 445-1’s reasoning is because D-5474 did not complete his assignment. On contact with the paper, D-5474 instantly disappears, emitting a large number of radio waves. An audio recording device was placed in the room prior to the incident.
Playing incident audio now:
“Jesus Christ!”
“What”
“He just disappeared!”
“Who?”
“{REDACTED} is fucking gone! That thing gave him a paper and now he’s just gone!”
The audio recording ends at that point. MTF entered the room and eliminated them both.
After this incident, SCP-445 was re-classified as KETER.
Test log 445-Alpha
3 foundation personnel enter the room. SCP-445-1 performs the same entry procedure as stated before then it assigns the project. 445-1 gives the “capstone” free-for-all project. In this project, the 3 personnel decide to work together to create a motorcycle. The foundation provides the tea with a motor, the proper chains, fuel, and frame. After approximately 2 hours, 445-1 announces that the foundation personnel has 4 days to complete the project and to leave it with it. Exactly 24 hours later, the foundation personnel return, and continue on the project. The night before, all three of the personnel reported to the on-site medical bay reporting of nausea, headaches, and a feeling of impending doom. The personnel enter SCP-445 with no incident and 445-1 did not acknowledge their presence. They returned to work on the project, but were unable to complete any progress on the project. After the day was completed, the scientists reported an acute feeling of apathy, acute depression, and a sustained feeling of impending doom. The next day, the same process endures. Apathy, depression and the feeling of impending doom get worse. SCP-445-1 decides to let the personnel take the project with them and to work on it outside of the building. Overnight, one of the foundation personnel prevails and is able to complete the project before the deadline, but could not turn n the project on time. This did not seem to anger 445-1, it only seemed to disappoint it. Personnel refers to the feeling of a kind of personal disappointment, equivalent to a parent’s disappointment. The night following the experiment, all 3 scientists reported feelings of depression, apathy, and no will to live. One of the scientists, while performing a routine test on SCP-173, intentionally blinked, killing himself and the MTF that announced his blink to the other MTF. After this incident, The two other scientists, Dr. {REDACTED}, and Dr.{REDACTED} were both put in class 1 humanoid containment and given class A amnestics.
After this incident, SCP-445 was classified a class-A memetic hazard.
