Raheem Radmus Ra
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SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The building containing SCP-XXXX has been occupied and is being run by undercover Foundation personnel under the guise of a wholesale store. The door which leads to SCP-XXXX is constantly locked and all non-Foundation personnel attempting to access the toilet compartment are to be denied entrance on the grounds of plumbing issues.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard flush toilet located in a building that was formerly used as a safe house by the Boko Haram terrorist group in ██████, Nigeria.
SCP-XXXX has proven resistant to any damage. All attempts to successfully excavate the immediate area surrounding SCP-XXXX have been met with inconclusive results. SCP-XXXX does not empty its contents into the building’s septic tank and the waste drain pipe leading away from it cuts off abruptly at about 30 centimeters into the ground. Its cistern is apparently constantly filled with water despite the building having no source of running water. Aside from this along with its primary anomalous effects, SCP-XXXX functions like a normal flush toilet.
SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous effects are only triggered when any human (hereby known as "subject") sits on and defecates in SCP-XXXX. When triggered, the subject will physically be unable to leave the seat of SCP-XXXX until the completion of the "process". All attempts to remove subject from SCP-XXXX prior to this have resulted in failure. All other manners of using SCP-XXXX (defecating while squatting, urinating etc) will result in SCP-XXXX functioning like a normal flush toilet.

See Test Log.

ADDENDUM:
SCP-XXXX was discovered on 1/7/20██ after the reported deaths of dozens of terrorist fighters as a result of a "strange diarrhoea-like disease" over an extended period.
After the reclamation of the town from the Boko Haram insurgents by the Nigerian Armed Forces, Foundation forces were able to move in and successfully contain SCP-XXXX.
Further research to reveal the origin of SCP-XXXX's anomalous nature is ongoing.