Artistic rendition of SCP-whatever.

Item #: SCP-whatever

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-whatever is a stylized standard-sized poker card, resembling a "Jack." In place of a known suit or a color, the symbol below the "J" is simply a white "sphere." Sphere is the word that is used here to describe the symbol because although the card has been shown to be completely flat, regardless of the angle at which the card is viewed, the symbol will always appear to be circular, rather than changing with the angle of the card.