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Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. SCP-XXXX has so far been complacent with all request, and is allowed certain furnishings within its room when requested, and approved by level 2 or above staff.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid of Slavic looking decent, wearing a uniform in accord with that of soviet combatants in Afghanistan, including the SSh-68 helmet, Summer Afghaka, and Heavy Ballistic Vest. SCP-XXXX has a hole in the left side of his head, measuring approximately 5.45×39mm, from this it can be assumed that SCP-XXXX was, at some point, hit with a 5.45×39mm round.

SCP-XXXX was acquired by foundation personnel after U.S Marines stumbled upon a destroyed BTR-60 on 10/5/12 somewhere in the Hemland Province of Afghanistan, the Marines then decided to "shoot it a lot" for "[REDACTED] and giggles" after firing approximately 5 bullets into the main body of the decayed BTR-60, the marines then decided to investigate the BTR, before one marine who "lost a bet" could open the back doors of the BTR, SCP-XXXX kicked them open, hitting the marine in the face, the marine only received a bruise on the right jowl because of this, SCP-XXXX then started shouting in Russian, it is unknown what SCP-XXXX had shouted at the time, due to the fact that none of the marines present spoke Russian. The Marines quickly contacted there superiors of short wave radio, while the exact transcript of the conversation is unknown, what is know to be mentioned is "some crazy [REDACTED] Russian is shouting at us" when asked to give a description of the aggressor, the response was "holy [REDACTED] he has a bullet hole in his head" the marines were then told to detain the aggressor and bring them to the nearest U.S base.

Upon seeing SCP-XXXX, U.S officials quickly contacted the SCP foundation. Class A amnestics were quickly administered to all personnel on site, and SCP-XXXX was moved to site-17, where it was interviewed by Dr. Bennet. (See: Transcript #XXXX-1)

Test carried out on SCP-XXXX have found out that SCP-XXXX is incapable of dying from regular means (see test log XXXX-1), to what extent is unknown, but further test on this subject are not to be carried out, due to fear of killing SCP-XXXX, it should be noted that while SCP-XXXX cannot be killed by damage sustained on its person, the damage still remains, as evident by the bullet wounds in it head, left shoulder, stomach, and right leg.

Addendum XXXX-1: due to SCP-XXXX lack of ability to speak any other language than Russian, all interviews have occurred in Russian, and all personnel that interact with SCP-XXXX must be educated in basic Russian.

+ Interview Logs

Interview XXXX-1

<BEGIN LOG>

Researcher Bennet: Please state your name for the record.

SCP-XXXX: Alexi Vadim

Researcher Bennet: and do you remember what events lead to you being in the BTR, and how long were you in the BTR?

SCP-XXXX: I refuse to answer anymore of your questions, capitalist pig-dog, soon Yuri will hear of this, and I will be saved from you pigs.

Researcher Bennet: who is Yuri?

SCP-XXXX: Do not act dumb. Yuri Andropov

Researcher Bennet: Yuri Andropov died 30 years ago, what year do you think it is?

SCP-XXXX: it is 1982, no? I know I spent a long time in Afghanistan, but surely no more than a few month

Researcher Bennet: the current year is 2014, the U.S.S.R has been dissolved for 23 years

SCP-XXXX: you lie, pig dog

At this time, Researcher Bennet went to go retrieve a laptop, he then proceeded to pull up a photograph of a newspaper article on the collapse of the Soviet Union

SCP-XXXX no… how? I have so many questions, what are you holing in front of me? how can it do that?

Researcher Bennet: your questions will be answered, but first, you have to tell us what led to you ending up in the BTR?

Researcher Bennet: XXXX, are you ok?

SCP-XXXX: please just call me Alexi, and i am fine, but when we were attacked, everyone was slaughtered, and I ran, I remember feeling pain, like a snake bite, but I kept running, then I walked, and found the BTR, it was already destroyed but it had been days so I hid in it, then I waited, it never occurred to me why I had not starved, then the Americans found me, and now I am here.

Researcher Bennet: thank you, that will be all.

<END LOG>

+ Test Logs

Test XXXX-1

Action: SCP-XXXX is to have its heart monitored for any irregularities
Result: No heart beat was found
Notes: while this test does explain why SCP-XXXX does not bleed, it dose not explain how SCP-XXXX has survived a gunshot to the brain without any known negative side effects, or, for that matter, how SCP-XXXX is still alive.

Test XXXX-2

Action: SCP-XXXX is to be administered analgestic drugs, SCP-XXXX is to then be shot in the heart with a Glock 19
Result: SCP-XXXX Flinched, but otherwise did not show any signs of pain, nor death
Notes: None

Addendum XXXX-1 It should be noted that SCP agents stationed in Afghanistan are actively searching for the cave and stone mentioned in the interview.