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Item #: SCP-3975
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-3975, it is currently impossible to contain SCP-3975 without compromising the existence of the SCP Foundation. No neutralization efforts are to be researched until SCP-3975's anomalous effects are fully understood.
SCP-3975-1 is to be contained in a secure filing cabinet in a storage unit at Site-19. It is to be guarded at all times, and any unauthorized personnel who attempt to access SCP-3975-1 are to be terminated. Researchers who wish to access SCP-3975 for the purpose of understanding SCP-3975 must be approved by either O5-1 or O5-2. Approved researchers must be administered proper memetic inoculation and delayed amnestic treatment. No researcher should leave SCP-3975-1's containment unit with new knowledge of SCP-3975. All new information pertaining to SCP-3975 should be documented in the description of this article, which are to be treated with the same precautions as SCP-3975-1's containment unit.
A message to all researchers: Treat all information you see below as lies. Take everything with a grain of salt. Research as if SCP-3975 doesn't exist. What we have right now is completely worthless. - Researcher James Ollerman
