Item #: SCP-40XX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: No physical interaction with SCP-40XX is allowed. All unauthorized personnel who attempt to make such interaction must be terminated immediately.
SCP-40XX is to be contained in a sealed, 7.65 m. by 7.8 m. by 6 m. container composed of reinforced titanium. The container is kept ███ ft. under the main facility within six (6) layers comprised of identical material. Each layer is separated with 40 cm of empty space and is to be under 24-hour surveillance, including the containment chamber.
Any personnel who appear to be "acting abnormally" after a conversation with SCP-40XX are to be quarantined in a cell lined with graphene no less than 350 m. away from SCP-40XX's containment chamber.
Description: SCP-40XX is a humanoid entity with physical features that resemble that of a juvenile female of unkown age. SCP-40XX has an arrogant, narcissistic personality. Subject is approximately 1.7 m. tall with legs slightly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body; legs are approximately 1 m. long each. SCP-40XX is capable of adult speech in English, French, and Spanish and is substantially above average in mental development. SCP-40XX appears to function properly if derived of the customary prerequisites for life function.
SCP-40XX's eyes are monochrome and do not seem to reflect light. Other facial features remain similar to that of an average juvenile female. It is unknown if subject has any eye ailments. SCP-40XX remains docile when left alone, with surveillance footage indicating that subject either incessantly paces the containment chamber for hours at a time or sits at the east wall, appearing to be [DATA EXPUNGED].
When someone views any part of SCP-40XX in person, SCP-40XX will start to approach subject (which will henceforth be referred to as SCP-40XX-1) and attempt to converse with said subject. If SCP-40XX-1 does not immediately reply and start a conversation, SCP-40XX's body will transform into a grotesque, distorted entity resembling a [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-40XX will then produce screeching noises of up to 300 decibels, causing extreme infrastructure damage, the incapacitation or eradication of all personnel ██ ██. away, and SCP-40XX-1 to expire.
SCP-40XX will subsequently attempt to reanimate the corpse of SCP-40XX-1 (which will henceforth be referred to as SCP-40XX-2). Afterwards, SCP-40XX and SCP-40XX-2 will attempt to escape its containment chamber by aggresively "catapulting" themselves at the wall and emmiting screeches of up to 195 decibels. After the █/██/████ Incident, it is noted that reinforced titanium is the most resistant against SCP-40XX and SCP-40XX-2's attacks, taking ██ minutes to successfully destroy. SCP-40XX generally relinquishes its attempted escape after reaching the sixth and outermost layer. SCP-40XX-2 will become inanimate after SCP-40XX's surrender, and SCP-40XX will return to its normal, docile state once it returns to its main containment chamber.
In order to stop SCP-40XX from progressing in its hostile state any further, subjects must "complement" SCP-40XX in as many various ways as possible. Complements can be subtle or outright, with the type and form they are stated in not appearing to matter to SCP-40XX. Each complement will slowly revert SCP-40XX to its normal state, with a mean of ten (10) complements adequate.
If subject decides to initiate a conversation with SCP-40XX,
Discovery: SCP-40XX was discovered in an abandoned shack in ██████, Mongolia on ██/██/████ after a report of the sudden, entire disappearance of the entire town. SCP-40XX was found with one instance of SCP-40XX-3 and in its ghastly form.
Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: No physical interaction with SCP-XXXX is allowed. All personnel under Level 5 Clearance Level who attempt to make such interaction will be terminated. Any tests on SCP-XXXX require no less than a three-fourths vote from the O5 Council for approval.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a sealed, 35 cm x 35 cm x 35 cm box lined with borosilicate glass suspended in midair, with a clearance of no less than 1.06 m from each wall. Outer layer of containment chamber is comprised of graphene no less than 10 cm thick. Containment chamber is to be under 24-hour surveillance. Any abnormalities, damage, or corrosion on the containment chamber must be reported to Site Security immediately. Protocol EPSILON-11-F is to be initiated during any such events.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a poker tuck box containing pack of 52 Casino Quality Club Special "Bee" playing cards exhibiting various anomalous properties. When idle in its containment chamber, SCP-XXXX exerts a vermilion corrosive substance from the tuck box's inside that expeditiously corrodes any solid matter that makes any physical interaction with it. The substance stops appearing once the playing cards are outside of the tuck box and a "game" is being played with them.
Each "court" card appears to display its own individual personality and a form of sentience, as they are capable of speech.
Jack of Diamonds - SCP-XXXX-A: The Jack of Diamonds, often nicknamed "David", is fluent in English, French, and German. SCP-XXXX-A has a narcissitic personality and enjoys engaging in conversation, often flaunting about its "previous success on a kingdom siege" or "personal beauty".
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in an abandoned shack in ███████, Russia in ██/██/████ exerting corrosive substance. The shack was observed to have suffered major infrastructral damage. After Agent ██████ removed the playing cards, and thus stopping the flow of the substance, a monochrome photograph of a young Russian girl's profile was uncovered underneath SCP-XXXX. The identity and status of the girl is currently unknown, and all attempts to recover any information have failed, but she is speculated to be the owner of SCP-XXXX.
After the playing cards were removed, SCP-XXXX produced in a deep feminine voice: "Can you play with me?" Agent ██████ replied in the negative. Three seconds afterwards, Agent ██████'s throat was slit by an unknown source, although personnel present at the detainment of SCP-XXXX reported witnessing a "flash of red fly towards Agent ██████ and then quickly returning to the card pile."
Addendum XXXX.1 - Testing Logs: The following tests are all administered and overseen by 05-██ and Dr. ████████.
Addendum XXXX.1.1.1: Testing Logs - Games - Slapjack: Two Class-D personnel are ordered to play a normal game of Slapjack with the playing cards in SCP-XXXX.
Incident 1.1: Classic:
SUBJECTS:
1. D-20131, a healthy, 40 year old male
2. D-31247, a healthy, 32 year old male
TEST:
At the start of the game, D-20131 places the King of Hearts, which was heard shouting, "What the fuck? Off of your head for this!" D-20131 was immediately decapitated after SCP-XXXX-11's statement. D-31247, shocked, throws his pile on the floor. SCP-XXXX-11 produced, "How dare you disrespect my royal advisors! Off with your head, too!" D-31247 was decapitated 4 seconds after SCP-XXXX-11 finished its statement.
One hundred twenty-five (125) seconds later, the cards became animate and started to produce aforementioned corrosive substance and incoherent screeching noises at 145 decibels. Six (6) personnel suffered permanent deafness while seven (7) suffered severe permanent hearing damage.
Containment chamber was completely corroded and Protocol EPSILON-11-F was initiated to recontain SCP-XXXX.
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Memetic kill agent disabled. Proceed safely.