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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: stop making this shit a gargantuan word salad you failed lovecraft impersonater

Description: SCP-XXXX is (hell) an intersolar Trans-Neptunian Object (TNO) positioned in a stable elliptical orbit at the edge of the Outer Kuiper belt. The perihelion of the object's orbit coincides with each major extinction event on Earth.1 SCP-XXXX does not exert a gravitational effect on surrounding bodies, despite the fact that its mass should influence surrounding objects at a large enough scale to be detectable by astronomic technology available to the general public. However, the most notable aspect of SCP-XXXX's nature is its composition. this is terrible

Based on spectral imaging taken over a period of ██ years, the surface of SCP-XXXX is- rather than having a rock and mineral based crust, mantle, and core- composed of primarily organic material. As of 201█, samples from the object are confirmed to include: dermis, human cardiac tissue, unknown █████, and human neural tissue.2