ReaperDragon4 testing formatting

+ Peter piper picked a peck of purple peppers.

[Pickled peppers are ugly! Why would he pick those?]

Test A - Date

Subject: Will hooman leave chair? *meow meow, meow meow*

Procedure: Stare at hooman until hooman leave chair.

Results: Hooman has not left chair since March 2019

Analysis: Maybe I should use blue danube to serenade hooman off chair? Would youtube increase efficacy?

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+ Banter about Nordic funeral practices

Bright's Log, need to get better banter. Maybe buying sake from locals will bring ideas, kampai! Anime Bishy Bright!
I'm a better bishie.
Wow, Cim I never would have made you for the reading other people's diaries kind.
You left it open on your desk, and your lunch from a month ago is still molding in the breakroom fridge.
It's an experiment.
You just don't want to touch it because mold.
No no, trying to see if the Timecrowave can reach it through containment walls, yeah yeah that's it!
If you don't clean it up, Dr. Light will pour it onto your desk. She's really mad now.
Uh oh… better find those gloves.

Polished banter to a shine, need to do something about Bright sounding like a lazy teenager. Also stop sounding like you're in the dragonriders of pern reap!

Footnotes

1. [You're home all the time, hooman why? Please go back to work today!]