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SCP-XXXX as found by Foundation personnel before containment.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is authorized to be held in the canteen at Site 17 along with SCP-458 but must be stored in a designated cabinet away from other cooking supplies and food containers as well as being marked with a clear label. SCP-XXXX-1 is authorized for consumption. SCP-XXXX must be washed after use by the last personnel to use it. Only empty non-organic waste materials are permitted to be used with SCP-XXXX and it is advised to keep loose objects of value away from the object. Anyone using SCP-XXXX in any unpermitted way will be reprimanded. The use of any non-vegetative biological material with SCP-XXXX outside testing is also prohibited. It should be noted that for sanitation reasons this should already be a mess hall rule.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a generic blue bowl 19.05 cm (7.5 in) wide and 10.16 cm (4 in) tall. It's made of an unknown type of plastic. SCP-XXXX's effects manifest when an object, organic or inorganic enters into SCP-XXXX past the edge of its rim. Objects smaller than 30.48 cubic cm (1 ft) that enter pass the rim will be instantly turned into linguine pasta, designated SCP-XXXX-1, equal to the mass of the material. This seems to be the only requirement to activate the object; All forms of kitchen utensils tested have been an exception and are unaffected. Comparison and tests show that SCP-XXXX-1 is identical to generic store brand linguini that has been freshly cooked, lightly buttered, and salted. It is currently unknown how the conversion takes place at the molecular level. Further testing needed. Attempts to measure the butter, salt, and/or water content always comes up [REDACTED].

Addendum-01: Recovery Log: Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX was found at a residential apartment in [REDACTED] after police found the tenant dead at his computer. The landlord called 911 after attempting to collect a missed rent payment and reported that all the doors and windows locked and with no visibility inside, accompanied by a faint foul odor. Foundation undercover operatives joined the investigation after the initial report concluded that the deceased tenant had been playing an online MMO for over 120 hours and reportedly died from a heart attack caused by high cholesterol. Most importantly the tenants' apartment was mostly void of any small objects with the exception of silverware, a large bowl of pasta and some jugs of water.

Addendum-02: Agent ████'s Report: All evidence from the scene concludes that the deceased tenant died as a result of high cholesterol in the bloodstream leading to a heart attack. Their stomach and digestive tract showed they ate nothing but buttered pasta SCP-XXXX-1. It was determined the bowl SCP-XXXX was the source after Agent █████ went to remove the dried pasta from the bowl and his glove turned into linguine SCP-XXXX-1 around his hand. The object was immediately recovered from the scene. No anesthetics necessary. The case was closely followed until it was concluded that the pasta SCP-XXXX-1 itself was non-anomalous and the SCP caused no other effects. A follow-up investigation on how the tenant came in possession of the object is still on-going.

Addendum-03: Testing Log-01:
All objects used in test-01 were lowered into SCP-XXXX by two D-Class personnel and consumed.

Date Data Effects Notes
12/4/20XX

An empty standard aluminum can and various kitchen utensils

The can turned into linguine pasta with a thin layer of butter, water, and had a temperature average of recently cooked pasta, Just under 215 Degrees F. Subjects used a generic stainless steel fork which notably was not affected by the SCP's properties despite being within the concluded side limit. Both subjects exclaimed that SCP-XXXX-1 tasted a lot better than any pasta they previously had. Other kitchen utensils were approved to be introduced into the experiment, though only silverware was unaffected unless broken into more than one piece. The resulting mass of SCP-XXXX-1 came up inconclusive no matter how it was measured. Requests to test objects at various temperatures and request to test to affirm if the "taste" is anomalous were approved. D-3475 after consuming SCP-XXXX-1 detailed the substance as "delicious" and "fluffy" with a firm taste of salt and butter to "perfect proportions". Other types of silverware from forks, spoons, knives, and even sporks were completely unaffected. Plastic versions behaved in the same manner.
12/6/20XX

Various empty standard aluminum cans after being cooled to temperatures around -26° C (-15° F) and heated to temperatures around 150° C (302° F)

All objects placed in SCP-XXXX under 0° C (32°F) resulted in a variation SCP-XXXX-1 that was consistently 4°C (40°F). Designated SCP-XXXX-2.
Any object with a layer of frost on it resulted in a harmless burst of steam.

All objects placed in SCP-XXXX over 100°C (212° F) resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED] with increased severity in relation to the higher temperatures. Designated SCP-XXXX-3.

SCP-XXXX-1 created by objects within threshold temperatures of 0° C (32°F) and 100°C (212° F) display no deviations from previous tests.

SCP-XXXX-2, when consumed by subjects, showed to have the same effects at SCP-XXXX-1 with the exception that it quote “Is like pasta you left in your refrigerator overnight. Just as good too, if not better.” with similar statements from various subjects.

SCP-XXXX-3 was being considered as an alternative to thermite but its creation and use has been banned by the leading researcher Dr.Glass

12/12/20XX

4 Dead Rats
2 Dead Mice
1 Dead Finch

SCP-XXXX-1 was created as normal, however a substance resembling generic tomato based pasta sauce with traces of basil was created as well, mixed in with SCP-XXXX-1. Designated SCP-XXXX-1a.

No difference in instances of SCP-XXXX-1a when usuing difference specices.

Subjects showed hesitance when told how SCP-XXXX-1a was made but notably eased after consuming it alone or with SCP-XXXX-1. Many exclaiming it was like “Mom used to make” along with positive feedback.

12/12/20XX

1 Living Rat

[DATA EXPUNGED] Further testing with living creatures terminated by Dr.Glass.