Item #: SCP-5062
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5062 must be placed in a room with sturdy walls and as few items as possible, in order to prevent items or walls from being destroyed when it enters one of its frequent rages.
Description: SCP-5062, also known as 'Bob' to its parents (which SCP-5062 was taken from due to their inability to contain), is an adult male approximately 1.8 meters tall who falls between approximately ██ to ██ years of age. It behaves largely like an infant, having rather childish needs which cause it to anger if they are not met. These include needing to go to bed at precisely 2000 hours, otherwise it will shoot lightning out of his hands, only drinking breastmilk pumped from its mother at noon or else it'll raise the water from the dishwasher, and needing to have a tale known as "Bilbo the Beep Sheep" (henceforth referred to as BtBS) read to it at 1900 hours every night before its bedtime, otherwise it will, simply put, "R_A_G_E".
Researchers who have been shocked with SCP-5062's lightning reported bone aches, mild muscle jerks, and a few moments of initial breathlessness.
On █/█/2020, N████ M████ described one of SCP-5062's horrifying rages while she was babysitting him, after his father J█████████ neglected to tell her to read it BtBS at 1900 hours, resulting in SCP-5062 raising a spinning black cylinder of black charcoal (henceforth referred to as SCP-5062-1) seemingly out of nowhere.
The spawning of SCP-5062-1 is highly infectious, and inhalation of the smoke produced while Bob spawns an SCP-5062-1 will result in:
- Fever
- Nausea
- Delusions
- [REDACTED]
- Murmuring nonsense, especially when fever is present
- [REDACTED]
The reasoning behind SCP-5062's regressive behaviour seems to be repeated exposure to sounds of at least ████ hz at ███ dB on ██/██/20██, suggesting previous work with auditory-hazard SCPs. The vibrations of this sound caused its brain to vibrate in such a way that it hit SCP-5062's skull and caused intracranial bleeding and tearing, and it caused its eardrums to burst. The only reason why it can still hear today is a procedure known as █████████████.
Some of SCP-5062's triggers are still unknown. On █/██/2020, SCP-5062 breached bedtime containment at 21:37 hours, knocking over several potted plants and tearing a sizable chunk of Dr. A███'s hair out on his way to the kitchen for the contained that need to eat. It grabbed a cup of applesauce and began to slurp it furiously, even though it previously had no issues concerning applesauce.






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