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SCP-NTIM-J
"No Trucks In [REDACTED]"
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-NTIM-J, this SCP can only be contained by halting the sentence "There are no trucks in [REDACTED]. If the phrase was uttered, the person who uttered the phrase activating SCP-NTIM-J (hereby referred to as SCP-NTIM-J-1) is to be considered dead, and their body secured and incinerated as quickly as possible.
Description: SCP-NTIM-J is a simple phrase, "There are no trucks in [REDACTED]. Uttering this phrase results in SCP-NTIM-J-1 to be immediately [DATA EXPUNGED] by a truck, resulting in multiple lethal lacerations and broken bones across SCP-NTIM-J-1's body. The origin of the phrase comes from a YouTube video originally titled "50 ways to [REDACTED] in Minecraft", uploaded by user "Jake Eyes"
Addendum: Incidents SCP-NTIM-J-A, SCP-NTIM-J-B, and SCP-NTIM-J-C.
Upon further investigation of the effects of SCP-NTIM-J, the effects of the phrase extends to trains, planes, fairies, wallets, and icebergs. More research must be conducted to investigate further. Testing on D-Class personnel is no longer allowed unless authorized by the O5 council or The Administrator, due to the D-Class always making the researchers accidentally utter SCP-NTIM-J. Poor Doctor Ned.
