Fuckery

The Foundation is baffled when, at 12:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, a percentage appears on the wrist of every man, woman, and child. Theories abound on what the number means, where it came from, and why they all seem to change.
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Item Number: SCP-3XXX

Object Class: Keter (Uncontained)

Special Containment Procedures: As of now, SCP-3XXX is uncontained and affects every human being (not limited to the physical confines of the planet Earth).

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