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Item #: SCP-80085-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-80085-J is to be covered with a standard █████ ███████████ brand calculator cover when not being tested. Only personnel who have a mental maturity score (MMS) of 34 or higher are to be allowed for testing, unless permission to do otherwise is granted.
Description: SCP-80085-J is a standard █████ ███████████ calculator. The display reads 80085, and cannot be changed in any way. If anyone with a MMS of less than 30 reads the display, they will begin laughing uncontrollably until they are unable to see SCP-80085-J anymore, and the effects have been given time to wear off. Generally, the effects wear off in 2-3 minutes, but those with a MMS of 8-12 have been recorded taking up to 7 minutes to recover.
Test 2-80085-J:
Purpose of test: to see how long someone can continue laughing before the effects wear off if kept in the same room. D-3946 was used for this test.
D-3946 (MMS: 17) was brought to a testing chamber with the SCP. D-3946 laughed for 2 hours and 34 minutes before the laughs became weaker. Subject died 2 minutes after. Autopsy showed that subject died of axyphisation.
The following is a transcript of test 4-80085-J.
D-2753, a ██ year old Caucasian male with a MMS of 15 was shown the SCP.
D-2753: (giggles)
Researcher █ (MMS:43): What's so funny?
D-2753: (begins laughing)
D-2753: (through laughter) The- the calculator! It-it says (subject collapses into a fit of laughter)
Researcher █: What does the calculator read?
D-2753: BOOBS! (subject appears to become paralyzed with laughter at this point, and was removed from the testing chamber. subject stops laughing after 4 minutes.)
Addendum: Heh. Boobs. -Researcher T. Marullo
