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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an airtight 1m x 1m concrete cell, with the only entrance being a steel airlock. Several industrial grade dehumidifiers must be kept running at all times. In the event of a mechanical failure, the dehumidifier must be replaced as quickly as possible. Under no circumstances should liquids of any kind come within the 100m exclusion zone of the containment chamber, lethal force may be used to ensure this. Humidity inside the chamber should be constantly monitored at all times and should not be allowed to rise above 10%. Daily emptying of the dehumidifiers is necessary in order to reduce the likelihood of water coming into contact with SCP-XXXX, but should be done by personnel in atmosphere controlled suits.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a brandless bar of soap of average size. SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects will only manifest when it comes into contact with a considerable quantity of water. Upon contact, SCP-XXXX becomes unaffected by friction or air resistance, allowing it to travel at extremely high speeds. Currently, the maximum speed measured is 1000 meters per second.
SCP-XXXX also exhibits some signs of sentience, displaying hostility towards any macroscopic form of life within it's line of sight. It has been observed managing to break through a large range of durable materials, including various steel alloys, however, this takes some time. SCP-XXXX is capable of inflicting fatal levels of blunt-force trauma to it's victims due to the high speeds it reaches.
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