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An image of SCP-5298 behind an assortment of non-anomalous food items, before capture.

Item #: SCP-5298

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5298 is to be contained within the center of an 5 by 5 by 5 meter concrete room, within the premise of Site-23. SCP-5298 should be placed upon a table measuring at least between 0.5 meters to 2.5 meters off the ground. Any personal willing to study SCP-5298 as well as the ability to use Subjects are able to do so after O2 approval. A check up on SCP-5298's health is to be maintained on a weekly basis. The check up needs to involve SCP-5298's heartbeat, blood-pressure as well as an X-ray. Any abnormalities such as a change in SCP-5298's heartbeat, blood-pressure, skeleton or deterioration of SCP-5298's exterior is to be reported to the site administrator immediately.

Updated 03/012/2020: The designated table SCP-5298 is placed on outside of testing, now cannot be inside SCP-5298's containment due to SCP-5298's sudden ability to move and potentially damage itself by falling of of its table, as well as the now uselessness the table comes with. Also due to SCP-5298's sudden ability to move, the door guarding SCP-5298 from the main foundation must be locked using a padlock at all times.

Description: SCP-5298's exterior represents an ordinary MacDonald's franchise happy meal. However tests have confirmed that the interior of SCP-5298 comprises of biological components including but are not limited to a cartilage skeleton¹, muscles, veins, blood, an brain and an heart both similar to that of the species Homo sapien. SCP-5298 does not have any limbs or any other biological components on its exterior, meaning that SCP-5298 does not have any means of transportation by itself.

By default, SCP-5298 remains relatively passive as it just presents itself as what it appears to be on its exterior. However although SCP-5298 does not process eyes, ears or a nose it will turn into its active state whenever a human under the age of 13 enters a proximity of 2.5 meters of it. When this is achieved SCP-5298 will begin to excrete a scent similar to MacDonald's brand Fries and/or McDonald's brand Chicken McNuggets². Biologically the subject will then open the top of SCP-5298 by pulling the two yellow tabs at the top apart. Once achieved SCP-5298 will immediately extract its mouth out and grip the subjects limb until it has torn off an appropriate amount of flesh³. SCP-5298 has an estimated bite force of 4,000 psi (17,790 newtons) meaning it has the ability to tear off flesh, tissue and bone. Although SCP-5298 does not process a stomach, once it has swallowed any biological debris from a subject, it will proceed to swallow it and it will deteriorate inside of SCP-5298 due to unknown means. Any human exceeding the age of 13 will not trigger SCP-5298's active state even if SCP-5298's mouth has been exposed.

SCP-5298's classification as an organism is problematic considering that SCP-5298 does not need to be fed or even requires an energy source as well as its inability to reproduce, grow, breath, react to its environment or even move. Considering that SCP-5298 is comprised of biological mechanics seen in almost every organism classed under the kingdom Animalia, it is believed to be a living thing. However a proper analysis is needed to conclude this.

+ Addendum-5298-001

Addendum 5298-001: On SCP-5298's weekly checkup it was noticed that SCP-5298 has somehow managed to fall of its designated table and end up in the right side hand corner of the room by itself. However this managed to happen it was almost certainly SCP-5298 however it has been unknown until now that SCP-5298 was able to move or even adapt to its environment as suggested before. This could be a sign of a growth in the intelligence of SCP-5298, however it needs to be observed to fully confirm this.

+ Addendum-5298-002

Addendum 5298-002: An observation of SCP-5298 transporting itself was achieved today. The method SCP-5298 uses to move is similar to that seen within the clade Spheniscidae⁴ as SCP-5298 uses its front right and left corners to "waddle" around its room. This is evidence of a growth in intelligence which gives more credibility that SCP-5298 is in-fact a living organism.

Footnotes

1. containing a spine, rib cage, and mouth.

2. According to several subjects

3. usually between 100-250 grams

4. Penguins