SCP-6969

Item #: SCP-6969

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969 should be kept in a standard storage locker at Site-██.

Description: SCP-6969 is a golden statue of Rick Astley. It is approximately 6 inches tall. There is a music box inside the base of SCP-6969 playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. Each time the song ends, the statue will return to its original position. 1 minute and 9 seconds afterwards, the song will repeat and the statue will begin dancing again. The statue will move and dance to the music with the movements corresponding to those in the music video. Each time the song ends, the statue will return to its original position. 7 minutes afterwards, the song will repeat and the statue will begin dancing again. Destruction testing for SCP-6969 has been authorized due to the fact that it is "annoying", but SCP-6969 appears to be indestructible.

Addendum: Destruction Testing

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Test A - 09/06/18

Subject: SCP-6969

Procedure: SCP-6969 was placed in an incinerator. The incinerator was then put on "Max" setting.

Results: SCP-6969 was unharmed.

Analysis: SCP-6969 is not affected by fire.

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Test B - 10/27/18

Subject: SCP-6969

Procedure: SCP-6969 was placed inside a room. The room was then filled with acid.

Results: SCP-6969 became louder.

Analysis: SCP-6969 is not affected by acid.

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Test C - 01/19/19

Subject: SCP-6969

Procedure: SCP-6969 was placed inside an industrial trash compactor.

Results: The trash compactor broke. SCP-6969 was unharmed.

Analysis: SCP-6969 cannot be crushed.

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Test D - 02/30/19

Subject: SCP-6969

Procedure: SCP-6969 was placed in the middle of the ocean on a small island. Foundation Staff proceeded to drop a Nuclear Warhead on SCP-6969.

Results: SCP-6969 became louder.

Analysis: SCP-6969 cannot be destroyed.