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scp idea, rough draft, no solid format, will flesh out. need to know if theres already a scp in the same regard, is as follows;
Jodey's Fitness Underwear
"Jodey's fitness underwear is the last and best piece of excersise gear youll ever need. One size fits all and is guaranteed to slim, trim, brim and bulge all the assets the ladies love in just 2 weeks!Buy now!" 9.99$ plus shipping
SCP-4692, Formally known as Jodey's Fitness Underwear was initially encountered on [J][O][D][E][Y].[C][O][M] a "broscience" fitness website upon which contents included diet and crossfit guides, products which included clothing, gym assisting gear, containers and steriods under the guise of preworkout supplements and a chatroom. the site was created and run by one individual Jodey [][][][][] with no advertisement outside of the site (which thankfully minimized the instances of SCP-4692) lead to few discovering it [] of which only 3 purchased SCP-4692, ( all items were tested for anomalies, only Jodey's Fitness Underwear had any effects) SCP-4692 inital encounter occured on the website's chatroom page. 2 people claimed the underwear had killed someone in the family( husband, uncle) the underwear became stuck to the skin and continued to shrink on a daily basis until it reached a size 30 waistline, crushing and denying circulation to the area until death. Post mortem the underwear will release tension (but not size) causing the pressurized blood to rush to the extremities creating immense swelling in the arms legs chest and genitals. anyone with a waist smaller than 30 scp-4692 simply wont hold to, attempting to hold it in place results in it slipping through or breaking the band. it doesnt discrimate against race, age, sex, height or bf% only waist size and non-humans. placing SCP-4692 inappropriately will cause no reactions, it was discovered that it doesnt glue to the skin as it where but infact is the skin, it fuses. Turning the underwear inside out results in [fusion followed by rapid expansion, presumably to maximum stretch however death often occurs in seconds of the "ballooning"]. its unknown where the items are made or shipped from, there is no return address and appears to be no known limit to the stock of scp-4692. there is no known means of delivery as the product simply appears in the buyers mailbox upon expected due date attempts to record both the inside and surround area results in audio and video feedback, agents posted to the area during the transaction will find themselves distracted, attempts to circumvent this have been unsuccessful, potential memeic effects.
attempts to hold the garment to someone under 30 in waist have resulted in; slipping through various cordage and rope, snapping of steel cable, dissagration of a chastity belt and [][][][] of scp[][][][] no further testing in this field is reccomended at this time.
placing more than on individual in the garment to fufill the 30 mark resulted in [][][][][] deaths of [][][][][][][][][][][] 2 million in property damage multiple breaches and took 3 months to full clean.
doctor [][][][] was reported missing over several days, investigation found him in his home [][][][][] with one pair of scp 4692 with the label extensively worked over, ongoing internal investigation.
