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SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard low-priority item storage locker with its battery removed. Testing are to be approved by two Level 3 Supervisor. No more testing is necessary.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a [REDACTED] brand infrared thermometer, showing minimum wear and tear. It is powered by standard 9V batteries and otherwise shows no external abnormality, incapable of functioning without appropriate power source. SCP-XXXX is capable of measuring the surface temperature of non-living objects within its specified range of -50 to 700 degree Celsius, as well as carcasses and living beings less than 10 cubic centimeters in size.
When used to measure living beings larger than 10 cubic centimeters in size, SCP-XXXX displayed numbers not matching the measurement made with similar devices. For applicable entities, the measurement results were found to be consistent with a tenth of the average price of said beings in US Dollar, with some variations. Measurements made of humans varies wildly, but were consistent between repeat measurement of the same person. Research onto the meaning of these measurements are ongoing.
Update per 20/01/2021: After experiment recorded in Addendum XXXX-D, no further anomalous properties has been detected on SCP-XXXX, and it is declared as Neutralized.
Addendum XXXX-A: Test Result (Archived)
No. | Subject | Result | Additional Note |
---|---|---|---|
1. | A glass of ice water | 0.2 | Control. Consistent with other measurements. |
2. | An adult female Allomyrina dichotoma takarai (Okinawan rhinoceros beetle) | 20.4 | Consistent with climate control temperature. |
3. | An adult female Periplaneta americana (American cockroach) | 20.2 | Consistent with climate control temperature. |
4. | An adult male Bos taurus (cattle) | 270.0 | Logistic record stated that the specimen was purchased for 3000 USD. |
5. | An adult female Capra aegagrus hircus (goat) | 27.9 | Acquired from Foundation-owned husbandry. Measurement was consistent with 300 USD sales price average, accounting for weight. |
6. | Same as previous, freshly butchered | 38.1 | Consistent with other measurements. |
7. | Researcher Umar Hadid | 323.4 | Experiment was conducted outside controlled environment. Involved staff reprimanded. |
8. | Researcher Umar Hadid | 323.4 | Repeat testing under controlled environment. |
9. | Carcass of an adult male Bos taurus (cattle) | 35.4 | Freshly butchered. Consistent with other measurements. |
10. | D-3328 | 122.1 | Test were repeated in increasing interval of 1 hour, 2 hours, 1 day, 7 days, and a month, interspersed by control test with ice water. No deviance observed. |
Addendum XXXX-B: Incident 14.21.S██
At 1900 hours January 4th, 2021, multiple containment breach occurred in Site-██ where SCP-XXXX was stored. Due to panic in evacuation process, SCP-XXXX was left behind in Safe-class testing chamber.
SCP-XXXX was successfully recovered by recontainment task force. Site-██ sustained three total staff casualties, with most personnel only suffering minor injuries, but a majority of D-Class personnel stationed on the site failed to be evacuated. Former Site Director [REDACTED] has been demoted and relocated for the failure to mitigate preventable loss of Foundation resource.
Addendum XXXX-C: Post-Incident Test Result (Archived)
Addendum XXXX-D: Test/Neutralization Incident Log
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Item #: SCP-XYXY
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedure: Observation Post XYXY has been constructed on the entrance to SCP-XYXY, equipped with rain gauges. On the event that rain intensity exceeded 45 mm/hour, entry to SCP-XYXY is to be prohibited, and the premise is to be cleared of all civilians. Cleaning and maintenance of SCP-XYXY is to be performed every week.
Level 3 personnel and above are authorized to perform recorded interviews with SCP-XYXY-1.
Description: SCP-XYXY is a small circular park located in [REDACTED] city, Indonesia. Its perimeter is separated from the sidewalk by low hedge and fences, with a small gate facing north. Three metal benches are arranged in a triangle concentric to the park, facing outwards. A metal canopy supported by a concrete pillar covers these benches. Two sets of swings were constructed on the southern portion of SCP-XYXY.
When a rain with intensity 50 mm/hour or higher occur within SCP-XYXY, a Class-II semi-corporeal humanoid entity designated SCP-XYXY-1 would manifest, sitting on the southeast-facing bench. SCP-XYXY-1 has demonstrated capability to understand and respond to conversation in English and Indonesian language, and has been described as speaking in deep masculine voice.
Records indicated that SCP-XYXY was constructed in 1987, and reports of its anomalous activity date back as early as 1991, although the veracity of these reports are dubious.
Addendum XYXY.A: Interview transcripts marked as relevant to the nature of SCP-XYXY-1.
Translated from Indonesian.
Dr. Ramdan: Excuse me sir, would you mind if I sit here?
SCP-XYXY-1: No, not at all. Please.
Dr. Ramdan: Rather heavy rain today, isn't it?
SCP-XYXY-1: Eh, just another day in this city. It's not called the City of Rains for nothing.
Dr. Ramdan: (laughs) I guess you're right. Have you lived for long in this here city, sir?
SCP-XYXY-1: Oh, no, I only visit from time to time. Some of my extended families live here, you see.
Dr. Ramdan: Do they live near this park?
SCP-XYXY-1: (pause) Grandfather used to live near here.
SCP-XYXY-1: I remember, when I was child, we would visit him on Eid al-Fitr and stay for the night. I always liked my grandfather, he told me stories I didn't really understand, but I just like listening to his voice. He would take me on a walk, and then he would sit here, dozing while I played by the swing. (pause, laughter) I guess I'm the one telling boring stories now.
Dr. Ramdan: It's fine, I like listening to stories. Please continue, if you don't mind?
SCP-XYXY-1: Not much more to tell, really. One day, my mother told me to take a week off the school to go to grandfather's house. But I can't find him anywhere, so I went to the park on my own. I waited for him, I waited and waited and waited—I remembered it as if it's yesterday. Maybe I already knew that he's gone, but just refused to acknowledge it.
SCP-XYXY-1 demanifests as rain intensity fell below threshold point.
Note: Records mentioned the funeral of one Mr. Pariyadi was performed two days prior, with members of his extended family coming from the neighboring cities. His grandson [REDACTED] had hysterically refused to be removed from SCP-XYXY the day prior of this interview, when rain almost reached intensity needed for SCP-XYXY-1 to manifest.
SCP-XYXY-1: Do you like rain, sire?
SCP-XYXY-1: It's just that, you're always here when it's raining. Almost as if you're waiting for me.
SCP-XYXY-1: Reminds me of my date with my wife. If you would bear this old man's rambling?
SCP-XYXY-1: Thank you. I appreciate it. It was a story from long ago, and I might forgot details of it. What can I say, human minds have way to glorify the past.
SCP-XYXY-1: Anyway, we made appointment to meet here nine AM a Sunday. She wore a pink dress, or was it peach? I'm never good with colors. She was gorgeous, her untied shoulder-length hair glistened in the morning sun. I could never forget the feeling I had that day, as if falling in love all over again for her.
SCP-XYXY-1: And then…huh. Weird. Her image in that dress was burned vivid on my eyes, but I can't remember what we did. Why can't I—
SCP-XYXY-1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
1. idea Zyn.
Item #: SCP-3982
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedure: Standard map censorship protocol is in effect for SCP-3982. Site-3982 is to be constructed on the island, ships that come within 50 kilometers of Site-3982 are to be redirected to Jayapura Harbor. Disinformation campaign is to be enacted to prevent the knowledge of Site-3982 from propagating in the local populace.
Genetic materials recovered from SCP-3982 are to be recorded through standard anomalous species protocol. No testing is currently planned for these materials, although Level-4 personnel could submit such proposal to the Director of Site-3982.
Description: SCP-3982 is a roughly circular island with radius of 300 meters located approximately 200 kilometers north-northwest of the city Jayapura1. An abandoned structure bearing the VOC2 insignia was found approximately on the middle of the island, along with samples of various anomalous flora and fauna. It is speculated that at least several of these anomalous species are cultivated and/or engineered by VOC researchers in order to produce species with higher yield and survival rate, using method currently unknown by the Foundation. No live specimen nor intact documentation was found on-site, presumably destroyed or recovered by relevant VOC personnel before the island was abandoned.
SCP-3982-1 is a species of mangrove showing limited capacity for sentience, native to SCP-3982. It is currently unknown if SCP-3982-1 was related to the VOC research facility on the island, but it is deemed as highly unlikely due to the species being of little to no interest to the VOC. SCP-3982-1 instances are capable of dynamically shifting biomaterial within the instances to form rudimentary sensory and motor organs, enabling it to communicate with different instances and transport itself across the beach. This process is extremely slow, however, and thus there's no plan currently proposed to communicate with SCP-3982-1 instances.
Soil sample collected from SCP-3982 have shown an unnaturally high amount of [REDACTED], compound commonly used as catalyst in [REDACTED] rituals prior to their banishment by the Dutch colonial government, where they lose access to the source and/or technology to produce this compound. The significance of this compound is unknown, as these rituals are known to be purely ceremonial and display no known anomalous properties. It has been shown, however, that SCP-3982-1 is at least partially dependent on the compound or its derivative, as instances cannot be grown on soil devoid of [REDACTED].
SCP-3982 was discovered during transfer of records regarding unrelated potential anomaly between the Foundation and Dutch government under [REDACTED] agreement. It is concluded that the Dutch government have not had any contacts nor control of SCP-3982 and related anomalies since the dissolution of the VOC in the end of the 18th century. The reason remains unknown.
Item #: SCP-NYNY
Object Class: Euclid Thaumiel Neutralized
Special Containment Procedure: Proposal of construction of next-generation thaumaturgy suppression device network to replace SCP-NYNY pending approval from SCPF-UNGOC Joint Task Force. Emergency education program for thaumaturge who gained their ability post Lifted Veil scenario is to be disseminated by relevant divisions from both party of the Joint Task Force3. Funding from non-essential projects are to be diverted to keep unpredictable thaumaturgic backlash within manageable level.
Description: SCP-NYNY is twenty-six inactive satellites (designated SCP-NYNY-1/DE001 to SCP-NYNY-26/DE026), as well as one destroyed unit (SCP-NYNY-27/DE027), developed and launched by the Global Occult Coalition in 1982 through 1987 as part of the "Dream Eater" Project. Initially classified as Euclid, SCP-NYNY was reclassified as Thaumiel in ██/██/1998, after the Global Occult Coalition agreed to share partial details of the "Dream Eater" Project due to an unrelated incident.
SCP-NYNY-1 through -26 (along with SCP-NYNY-27 prior to its destruction) orbit Earth at 40,000 to 45,000 km in quasi-zenith configurations. Each unit contains a steel tablet covered in thaumaturgic inscriptions and markings, designed to automatically harvest, analyze, and electrothaumically transform Aspect Radiation in large scale from across the Earth.
While active, SCP-NYNY was capable of harmlessly absorbing the reactive Aspect Radiation echoes generated by thaumaturgic workings4 and recycling it to power its system. The presence of SCP-NYNY had reduced unexpected anomalous phenomenon caused by this "backlash" by approximately 70% throughout its lifetime.
Addendum SCP-NYNY.B: Incident NYNY-N
SCP-NYNY began demonstrating unusual activity at ██/██/2024, likely due to exponentially increased usage of thaumaturgic rituals across the world. This was known and expected by both the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition, but never acted upon.
At ██:██ UTC, ██/██/2026, unit SCP-NYNY-1 through -26 deactivated sequentially, likely due to the safety system detecting overload on each unit, causing the unit to shutdown and offload their processing system to the next unit. This caused further overload in the next unit, which triggers its own safety system. The accumulated energy caused the detonation of SCP-NYNY-27, as its safety system failed to shut down the unit before its systems reached dangerous level. A joint operation to clean the resulting debris was proposed by the Global Occult Coalition, but rejected by the O5 Council.
The remains of SCP-NYNY-27 have steadily dropped in altitude since its destruction, and re-entry is expected to happen within the next 20 years. As all anomalous activity has ceased, and no planned reactivation could be feasibly achieved, SCP-NYNY has been declared as Neutralized.
Idea Thread: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-12590743/anti-magic-satellites
A satellite network originally developed by the GOC to minimize the rebound of thaumaturgic activity throughout the Earth, and to test apportation spell to QZ orbit. Detected as an Euclid object by the Foundation, reclassified as Thaumiel when communication with GOC established its magic-suppressing ability, and reclassified again as Neutralized when it's overloaded trying to manage the runaway rebound from increased magical activity due to Broken Masquerade.
09 Nov 19, 17:34:19 <Fitnessgram> riyangendut: Not very gripping. I'd suggest collapsing the info from the addendas (Addendums? addendae?) into the description to make it more concise and easier to explain why the SCP being offline is bad.
09 Nov 19, 17:35:07 <riyangendut> I see
09 Nov 19, 17:35:34 <riyangendut> so I have to compact the article and give more, what's the term, "sense of urgency"?
09 Nov 19, 17:36:36 <Fitnessgram> Yeah. The addendas being almost three times the size of the description when they could *be* the description isn't a good look
09 Nov 19, 17:38:07 <Fitnessgram> And for ConProcs, write something about the GOC's involvement in the SCP and plans to get it back online/clean up the wreckage
The massive transport ship was drifting deep within the void, weaving its way through the darkness between stars. It was an ancient tomb, carrying hundreds of thousand frozen bodies, a remnant of civilization long gone whose faith of the stars outlived the last of them. Dutifully, the ship fired its propulsion system, inspecting star system by star system, spending thousands of years looking for a new home for its dead masters.
In truth, the ship's onboard computer knows that there's no point in what they were doing. They had acknowledged the failure of their mission, their life-support power drained and disabled shortly before the last heartbeat echoed within their silent chamber. Yet perhaps it was the faith of the stars that the ship inherited from their maker, an almost religious belief that there was an answer among the star that they would find if they spent every single effort towards finding it. They had gathered every memory, every knowledge, every information that they would need to seed a new world with a new iteration of their master.
And so the ship moved on, to the next star system where hope might remain still.
"At January 13th, 2029, 1300 hours UTC, a massive extraterrestrial object was detected T-sinking just beyond the Kuiper belt. It's mostly cloaked against civilian sensors, but everyone with gravitational wave detector would have seen it by now." An image of a dark vessel in the shape of a simple cone filled the projector in the Site-24 conference room. "It emits no heat outside its propulsion system, it doesn't respond to our hail, and it's moving straight to Neptune. We'll send a probe to scan it, but for the time being, we're observing it remotely."
A hand was raised in the dark room. "What is the probability of this entity being hostile?"
"So far? Fifty-fifty. It could be a simple scouting or research vessel, but it also could be an invasion transport. Heck, it might also be a warship. We don't have enough information to conclude."
"There's no way it's just a scout or research. The thing's thousands of kilometers long. A colonization vessel is more likely, probably cryo. It has no visible weapon—"
It's itchy.
The scars on her face were almost completely closed. It would probably left a mark that stays there for the rest of her life, but at least it won't be prone to infection anymore.
Scars? Why do I have scars on my face?
She sat up from the uncomfortable bed, lifting her hand to touch the drying scar tissue.
"SCP-KCSK, please don't scratch the scar. It might be closed, but the skin is still quite thin. You'd risk reopening it." A voice warned through loudspeaker installed on the corner of a bland rectangular concrete room. The voice was flattened by obviously intentional digital artifacts, preventing her from identifying anything about the person beyond it.
Where am I? What is "SCP-KCSK"? Is it my name? It doesn't sound like a real name. Is it a code then?
"Ah, oh, I'm sorry? Can you hear me?" She immediately felt dumb. Of course they could. She still didn't know where she is, but the room blatantly screamed "prison" to her. And if they could see her reflexively lifted her hand to scratch her cheeks, chances are high they would have audio with it.
"We could hear you, SCP-KCSK. You might be disoriented, but it's normal for your current condition."
"What happened to me?" She started to move around in the cell. The air vent was welded shut, with several filters and metal bars installed within. The metal door looks heavy, definitely not something that her arms could break.
"It's an accident in your workplace. Well, former workplace. We needed to do a reconstruction surgery on your face."
Bullshit.
"But then why am I in this room instead of a medical ward?"
"It's an experimental method to heal your condition. You signed the consent form, though the anesthetics and trauma might have removed the short-term memory. It's perfectly normal."
"What is my name?"
"Huh, the drugs shouldn't have broken your memory that far. Interesting. Anyway, your name is Akayama Mizaki. Second-year electrical engineering major, well, if you forgot that much you would have to restart your college education. But don't worry. We would take care of the associated expenses. It's the failure of our experiment that caused it, after all."
Where does the lie start and where does it end? Is it all lies or are there any truth slipped in?
"SCP-KCSK. Why did you refer to me with that code name?"
"It's our standard protocol. We will refer to you as Miss Akayama from now on, is it okay?"
"It's okay, I guess. Still doesn't feel like my name."
"It's a perfectly normal response for amnesia. I'm sure the more we use it in daily conversation, the sooner it will come back to you."
Experiment Report KCSK-13
Subject: SCP-KCSK "Kuchisake Onna"
Purpose: Understanding inner structure of SCP-KCSK species and entities traditionally categorized as a member of the same family (col. "Yōkai"), and the possibility to restructure such entities into baseline human. Specific species was chosen due to ease of control and anatomical similarity to baseline human.
Procedure: Physical reconstruction surgery and embedding of subject's psychological state into the framework of "Akayama Mizaki".
Result: Immediate rejection response apparent after surgery was completed. Success probability diminishing to 3%. Continuation of experiment approved to improve further version of the experiment. SCP-KCSK was returned to containment status after fully regressing to its original form.
Something Something Christ
Idea: Crucifixion of Christ is a ritual to seal an extradimensional entity "YHWH" through the Cross, and the proliferation of crosses spreads the power of God through each of them, weakening the entity and strengthening the seal.
- SCP? Tale?
- Tie to Horizon Initiative?
- Historical relation to later elements of Abrahamic religion?
Something Something Geneva vs Olympus
21[2019-10-21 10:24:48] <riyandgretel> the paper you linked me about dios boule was pretty interesting
21[2019-10-21 10:25:13] <riyandgretel> and it puts the legends about the demigod heroes in new perspective
16[2019-10-21 10:25:18] <56725EDora> thanks :3
16[2019-10-21 10:25:32] <56725EDora> also if you want more Greek mythology heroic stuffs, I can spam you with more things :P
16[2019-10-21 10:25:42] <56725EDora> https://www.edx.org/course/the-ancient-greek-hero-10
21[2019-10-21 10:26:33] <riyandgretel> …I'll just bookmark that for now lol
21[2019-10-21 10:27:07] <riyandgretel> you were in 19 when we talked about the Geneva Convention being containment procedure right?
16[2019-10-21 10:27:22] <56725EDora> http://nrs.harvard.edu/urn-3:hul.ebook:CHS_NagyG.The_Ancient_Greek_Hero_in_24_Hours.2013
16[2019-10-21 10:27:56] <56725EDora> I was not, actually
21[2019-10-21 10:28:00] <riyandgretel> ah
16[2019-10-21 10:28:05] <56725EDora> or perhaps I was idle, but not paying attention
21[2019-10-21 10:28:22] <riyandgretel> so someone pitched about what if Geneva Convention was part of a containment procedure
21[2019-10-21 10:28:38] <riyandgretel> and I said what if geneva convention is the scp
21[2019-10-21 10:29:39] <riyandgretel> and that got me thinking about the paper where it's said that zeus planned the entire trojan war thing to shift strife from the gods to the mortals
21[2019-10-21 10:31:29] <riyandgretel> I thought about connecting the two, like, having the implementation of geneva convention changed something about the world
21[2019-10-21 10:31:45] <riyandgretel> because strife no longer have free reign on the mortals
21[2019-10-21 10:32:09] <riyandgretel> so the gods began experiencing it between them again
21[2019-10-21 10:32:21] <riyandgretel> and the Foundation noticed it
16[2019-10-21 10:32:24] <56725EDora> maybe bring the GOC in somehow as well?
16[2019-10-21 10:32:33] <56725EDora> cos the GOC is UN-backed, right?
21[2019-10-21 10:32:44] <riyandgretel> yeah
21[2019-10-21 10:33:38] <riyandgretel> and they have very extensive research wing as well
21[2019-10-21 10:34:06] <riyandgretel> but what I'm struggling is what, exactly, would've changed
16[2019-10-21 10:34:15] <56725EDora> well
16[2019-10-21 10:34:31] <56725EDora> how apocalypstic/dystopian do you think the world is right now
19[2019-10-21 10:34:59] * 56725EDora is in a bit of a Climate Change-induced Depression mode atm
21[2019-10-21 10:35:20] <riyandgretel> oh!
21[2019-10-21 10:35:33] <riyandgretel> yeah, that could work
21[2019-10-21 10:36:04] <riyandgretel> I had a lightbulb moment there
16[2019-10-21 10:36:29] <56725EDora> so something about how the human world got this fun neoliberal vision of "wow we're so #modern and #advanced now and all those inequalities and injustice stuffs are in the past and we def no need to address anything now"
16[2019-10-21 10:36:50] <56725EDora> "it's the End of History, everyone. We've achieved pinnacle"
16[2019-10-21 10:37:23] <56725EDora> and then that beautiful evil blew up on their face, and turns out we're living in a dystopian apocalypse
16[2019-10-21 10:37:25] <56725EDora> C:D
16[2019-10-21 10:37:25] <56725EDora> :D
21[2019-10-21 10:37:52] <riyandgretel> History does end
16[2019-10-21 10:38:24] <56725EDora> "thought just cos you had a shiny "Geneva Convention" thing, you can pat yourself on the back and rest on your laurels now, huh?"
16[2019-10-21 10:38:25] <56725EDora> :P
21[2019-10-21 10:38:46] <riyandgretel> you know I felt excited for a moment there, but it's climate change. kinda hard to feel excited about that lol.
16[2019-10-21 10:38:59] <56725EDora> lol
21[2019-10-21 10:39:21] <riyandgretel> I'll reorganize my mind and then post it to the Ideas forum. Thanks for your time!
16[2019-10-21 10:39:22] <56725EDora> if you want more Greek mythology/hero cult stuffs, check out Harvard's Centre for Hellenic Studies websites
16[2019-10-21 10:39:29] <56725EDora> they got loads of free ebooks up there
16[2019-10-21 10:39:34] <56725EDora> no worries :3
21[2019-10-21 10:40:16] <riyandgretel> I'll definitely check it out
16[2019-10-21 10:41:13] <56725EDora> have a look through this, actually https://chs.harvard.edu/CHS/article/display/5290
27[2019-10-21 12:53:06] * Dora (moc.duolccri.notlrahc.A3D014C5-CRInys|668493diu#moc.duolccri.notlrahc.A3D014C5-CRInys|668493diu) has quit IRC (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
So like the idea is that there's an extra-dimensional entity using humanity's collective idle resources to "mine" cryptocurrencies. When we're not doing anything in particular most of our brainpower was deemed "idle", thus completely taken over by the "mining" system, and our brains don't like being used by something other than itself — effectively identifying the "mining" system as a threat, and developed boredom to occupy our idle minds with something — anything, to prevent it being used by the "mining" system.
Ambrosetti and Hadid accidentally met in their respective mission against vampires and…█████ or smth, and they get to space!
ruyi jingu bang/ sun wukong's staff, but instead of it extending and contracting, the universe itself stretches to make the staff looks longer/shorter/bigger/smaller. The spatial effect messed with LIGO/Virgo/etc Interferometers that are designed to detect gravitational waves (coinciding SR6 of Enhanced LIGO and data collection in Virgo, possibly in December 2009?). Tie in with the origin of the staff, being the measuring staff for the World Flood:
The novel never explains how the pillar was made, only that it was originally used by Yu the Great to measure the depths of the world flood during times immemorial.[3]
The staff is initially described as a pillar of black iron twenty feet in height and the width of a barrel. It is only when Monkey lifts it and suggests that a smaller size would be more manageable that the staff complies with his wishes and shrinks. This is when Sun sees that the weapon is banded with a gold ring on each end, as well as the inscription along the body reading "The Compliant Golden-Hooped Rod. Weight: thirteen thousand five hundred [catties]" (如意金箍棒重一萬三千五百斤).[4] The inscription indicates that the staff follows the commands of its owner, shrinking or growing to his whim, make copies of itself, and that it is immensely heavy, weighing 17,550 lbs (7,960 kg).[5]
- divine measurement device => determining the spatial length unit
- unique item
- lessen the weigh to iron density for common Bo staff size
- 1.8 meter long, 3 cm diameter =~ 5094 cm3 x 7.874 g/cm3 =~40110 g.
- use like, 150 grams for the gold bands weight have note about it being discolored on the ends?
It's Okay to Forget
"Fuck." Nugroho cursed as he set aside his finished meal, realizing that his iced tea hadn't arrived.
"You sure cuss a lot, Nug." Sitting right across him on the small table, Farhan smirked, stirring his own drink teasingly. "Maybe you'd have better luck if you stop cussing that much."
"First, don't shorten my name like that. Second, this is the fourth time they did this, I earned my right to curse." Nugroho sighed, muttering another curse under his breath. Farhan simply laughed.
"Excuse me!" Nugroho half-yelled at a waiter.
The next day, they decided to eat somewhere else. Well, it's more the case of Nugroho dragging Farhan around, as Farhan was perfectly fine with their previous place.
"They didn't forget your drink, at least," Farhan took a sip of his orange juice as he watched Nugroho finish his meal. "the food aren't half bad either, although it made me dig my wallet a bit deeper."
"Worth the better staff and food for me." Nugroho shrugged. "Honestly, I just want my damned iced tea."
It's not even a week later that the servers at the new place began to forgot his drink.
"What. The fuck." Nugroho almost slammed his head, but realizing that it'd be painful, he gently laid his forehead on the wooden table instead.
Farhan offered a bitter smile. "Well, it's probably just an honest mistake."
"Dunno, man. I called my father last night, he forgot my allowance for the month. Good thing I have emergency funds to last few days."
"Like I said, honest mistake. Your father was what, 60 years old?"
"57 next month. Still, little misfortune like this followed me everywhere. Yesterday the Optoelectronic professor forgot to grade my assignment—and only my assignment, mind you. Good thing I caught her before the grade for the semester was finalized."
"Now that was weird. She's barely 40."
"Although rumor has it that she forgot about her marriage and tried to hit on her own husband in the bar, so we can't really rule out honest mistakes."
"Back to square one. She must be extremely lucky that the first person she hit on was her own husband."
"Extremely lucky, or extremely kinky." Nugroho winked, eliciting another laughter from Farhan.
"Fifteen minutes before my next class, I better get going."
"Eh, I still have time. And I haven't had that iced tea, so see you later, I guess." Nugroho waved his hand as Farhan stood up and left him alone. He sighed and muttered another curse before raising his hand and voice.
"Excuse me!"
"Excuse me?" Nugroho asked in confusion as he poked the bus conductor who just casually skipped his seat.
"Ah, sorry, been exhausting day and all. Where to?" The conductor smiled apologetically as he noted down Nugroho's destination on the ticket and received his payment.
Nugroho didn't think it was the conductor's fault.
The seat beside him remained empty, even as all other seats were filled out. Apparently, people preferred standing for three hours straight over sitting beside him. Nugroho checked over and over again around him: he took a bath and properly cleaned his clothes. His hair was neatly trimmed, his backpack was in the overhead compartment. He didn't notice any abnormalities on the seat either, so why did people avoid him like a plague?
Maybe just my imagination. He shook his head as the bus approached his destination.
"Hoy!" Nugroho raised his hand when he met Farhan at the campus gate. Today was a rare day where they shared same class, but Farhan looks a lot less happy to meet him than usual. In fact, Nugroho didn't think he had seen Farhan wearing such a grim face before. "Did something happen?"
Farhan sighed audibly, ignoring Nugroho who trailed right behind him. "Hey, what's wrong?" But Farhan marched on. Growing impatient, Nugroho decided to lightly tap his companion's shoulder, who promptly swatted his hand away.
"Holy hell, what on Earth is wrong with you, man?!"
"That's my line! Why are you ignoring me?"
"Wha—I didn't!"
"You definitely did." I sighed "Forget it. Did anything happen?"
"Other than what just happened? No, nothing."
"Then why the grim face? I don't recall any test scheduled today."
"Nah, nothing serious. I just felt like I forgot something." Nugroho had his doubt, but he decided to follow behind Farhan to their class.
idea: a man that was gradually forgotten and forgetting stuffs.
[2021-09-07 04:52:31] <Rigen> scp idea: "cloaking device" that gives you a cloak when activated
[2021-09-07 04:52:48] <Rigen> like, it gives you an article of clothing
[2021-09-07 04:53:11] <MetalRavioli> Why did that make me chuckle
[2021-09-07 04:53:13] <IronShears> that's funny
[2021-09-07 04:54:28] <amby> Rigen: write that
[2021-09-07 04:54:40] <Rigen> XD
[2021-09-07 04:54:51] <Rigen> can't really think of a story with it tho
[2021-09-07 04:55:09] <Rigen> there's only so far you can do with a wordplay
[2021-09-07 04:55:40] <SoundChaser> does it actually make you invisible, or is it just a cloak
[2021-09-07 04:55:46] <Kensing2> Rigen Suggestion: The Foundation hears of a highly efficient cloaking device designed for tactical use, and spends a lot of effort tracking it down to use for their troops. They then find it just gives people clothes
[2021-09-07 04:55:59] <SoundChaser> or does it make you think you're invisible
[2021-09-07 04:56:16] <Rigen> it doesn't do anything about your visibility
[2021-09-07 04:56:30] <HRY223> Oml if it makes you think you're invisible but you don't change at all, that would be amazing
[2021-09-07 04:57:00] <HRY223> SoundChaser is onto something
[2021-09-07 04:57:11] <Rigen> like, if you're in the middle of the night it would make you harder to spot just like regular cloak, but in the middle of the city manifesting a cloak would just make you more visible
[2021-09-07 04:58:15] <Rigen> idk if *making* you think is the way to go.
[2021-09-07 04:59:31] <SoundChaser> alright, so, guy assumes he's invisible bc of course he is, it's a clicking device, cue bankrobbing spree with guy manifesting a cloak and running out ghost bedsheet style
[2021-09-07 05:00:49] <SoundChaser> and people can't identify them because they're just thinking "dude, what was with that cloak, man" a la ugly tie guy
[2021-09-07 05:01:52] <SoundChaser> idk why I'm even still talking, in my defense I'm very tired
[2021-09-07 05:01:56] <HRY223> This is both an amazing and funny idea
[2021-09-07 05:02:11] <HRY223> Sounds like some shit Bright would come up with and I'm all for it
[2021-09-07 05:04:41] <Rigen> I can't find the clip for it but there's a scene in SAO anime, in like third episode of the first season where Kirito clicked on an item called …midnight coat? and it just manifested on him (because it's a game) and the first time I saw that scene I thought that was super cool
[2021-09-07 05:05:49] <Rigen> I guess if the cloak aren't always the same style/color it could be somewhat useful to escape chase if you could hide for a moment, dispose the old cloak, and manifest a new one
HEY! That's cheating!
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