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Item #: SCP-4619
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4619-1 and SCP-4619-2 are to be hidden in Site-█ and Site-██ respectively.
Description: SCP-4619 is comprised of two main parts, designated SCP-4619-1 and SCP-4619-2. If these two parts come in contact with one another, an XK-Class End of the World Event will occur.
SCP-4619 has the memetic property that looking either component causes a desire to complete SCP-4619.
WARNING: The below text poses a level 1 memetic hazard. Extreme caution is advised.
Item #: SCP-4619
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4619-1 and SCP-4619-2 are to be hidden in Site-█ and Site-██ respectively. Any personnel attempting to find either component are to be given Class-A Amnestics.
Description: SCP-4619 is comprised of two main parts, designated SCP-4619-1 and SCP-4619-2. SCP-4619-1 is a machine which is █ meters long, █ meters wide, and ██ meters tall. SCP-4619-2 is a gear which is missing from SCP-4619-1. If these two parts come in contact with one another, an XK-Class End of the World Event will occur.
SCP-4619 has the memetic property that looking at either component or reading imagery about it causes a desire to complete SCP-4619.
Addendum I: SCP-4619-1 was first discovered by Dr. ██████ in an abandoned hospital in ███████, after which it was designated SCP-4619 for its memetic properties. Several days later, Dr. ██████ disappeared.
Addendum II: SCP-4619-2 was found in ███████ several months after SCP-4619-1's initial discovery.
WARNING: The below text poses a level 2 memetic hazard. Extreme caution is advised.
Item #: SCP-4619
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4619-1 and SCP-4619-2 are to be hidden in Site-█ and Site-██ respectively. Any personnel attempting to find either component are to be given Class-A Amnestics.
Description: SCP-4619 is comprised of two main parts, designated SCP-4619-1 and SCP-4619-2. SCP-4619-1 is a machine which is 2 meters long, 3 meters wide, and 2½ meters tall. SCP-4619-2 used to be a gear made of an unknown metal which is missing from SCP-4619-1. However, to minimize the chances of SCP-4619's completion, SCP-4619-2 has been smelted into an ingot. If these two parts come in contact with one another, an XK-Class End of the World Event will occur.
SCP-4619 has the memetic property that looking at either component or reading imagery about it causes a desire to complete SCP-4619. Even though SCP-4619-2 is not in its original state, it still retains this property.
Addendum I: SCP-4619-1 was first discovered by Dr. ██████ in an abandoned hospital in ███████, after which it was designated SCP-4619 for its memetic properties. Several days later, Dr. ██████ disappeared an interview with Dr. ██████ took place (see below).
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Addendum II: SCP-4619-2 was found in ███████ several months after SCP-4619-1's initial discovery.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Black
Threat Level: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX-J appears to be a card from a standard-issue Uno deck; specifically, a green reverse card. Although its location is currently unknown, it has been proven that the card is currently in the possession of Junior
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