rilesmcguiles

Item#: 6969

Level6

Containment Class:

explained

Secondary Class:

{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:

amida

Risk Class:

critical

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an image of riles.

Assigned Site	Site Director	Research Head	Assigned Task Force
Site-69	my dad	Nicolas R. Cinicaque	MTF Sigh-420 "ballsag"

Special Containment Procedures: literally nothing we can do to help this one.

Description: SCP-6969 sucks.

Addendum 6969.1: existence is pain

yep.

Also here’s an interview with someone:

Internal Audio Recording Transcript

In Attendance:

a person
another person

a person - … do we have to do this ?

another person - nah.

a person - cool.

Addendum 6969.2: something else

we found this note at the scene of the crime:

penis.

BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file describes a sentient, difficult to predict anomaly, and is Level 2/xxxx Classified.
Unauthorized access is forbidden.

xxxx

Item#: xxxx

Level2

Containment Class:

euclid

Secondary Class:

{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:

vlam

Risk Class:

notice

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SCP-xxxx in its usual state.

Assigned Site	Site Director	Research Head	Assigned Task Force
USORPL-Site-64	Edgar Holman	Nicolas R. Cinicaque	MTF Beta-4

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is currently in the possession of Project Head Dr. Cinicaque, being kept in his quarters in the administrative staff block of Site-64. The door leading into Dr. Cinicaque’s quarters is to be kept locked when he isn’t present, only being opened by one of the assigned security officers once every hour, or as often as deemed necessary to keep the quarters in good condition, along with the food and water dishes, and litter box.

In the event that SCP-xxxx breaches containment¹, the staff member making the discovery is to immediately contact Mobile Task Force Beta-4 (“Castaways”) and inform them of the situation, or contact the site administrative staff and request that they do so; immediately following this, said staff member should contact Foundation connections in Wilson’s Wildlife Solutions, inform them of the situation, and advise them that MTF Beta-4 will be in contact.

Any major updates to Dr. Cinicaque’s ongoing research into recreating the conditions that led to the emergence of SCP-xxxx’s anomalous effects will be added here.

Description: SCP-xxxx is a black, Nike Golf-brand billfold wallet, with light to moderate signs of wear, belonging to Senior Researcher Cinicaque. The wallet is usually inert, that is to say that roughly 70% of the time it does not display any anomalous properties whatsoever; however, for the remaining 30% of the time in a roughly 24-hour period, at random intervals the object will transform² into a domesticated cat (Felis catus) of mixed breed, with a silver-grey coat, wearing a blue collar decorated with cartoon moustaches, attached to which is a black tag reading “QUASI-MODO” on one side, and displaying Dr. Cinicaque’s personal cellphone number on the opposite side. This transformation is generally maintained for anywhere from 30 minutes to 1 hour, following this the object reverts to its wallet state.

Of note is that, when present, the cat does not seem to be adversely affected by any loss of time it incurs due to the anomaly, for example it consistently appears to be just as well-fed as it was the previous transformation, even if several hours had passed with it in the form of a wallet.

SCP-xxxx while transformed.

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