SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Standard keyword trawlers are t
Description:
An instance of SCP-623-1-J. Doesn't that look delicious?
SCP-623-J
Item #: SCP-623-J
Object Class: I'm Thinking Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the uncontainable nature of SCP-623-J, Foundation efforts are focused on disinformation and redirection to prevent the spread of its secondary effect. Members of Mobile Task Forces Phi-4 ("PhourthMeal") and Omega-22 ("The Biggest Macs") have been embedded in worldwide mass-media outlets to prevent discussion of SCP-623-J by SCP-623-J-Prime individuals.
Efforts to convince global fast-food chains to make the actual thing look like the fucking pictures cease production of instances of SCP-623-J-1 are ongoing.
Description: SCP-623-J is a cognitohazard affecting fast food items that possess a counterpart SCP-623-J-1 instance.
SCP-174-J
That one guido SCP
SCP-174-J-2 instance is shown a picture of a moon reflecting off of a human eye.
SCP-174-J-2: that's amore!
SCP-174-J-2 instance is shown a picture of an eel
SCP=174-J-2: that's a moray!






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