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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX possesses abnormal abilities and with current technology make it impossible to contain properly and consistently. SCP-XXXX has not displayed and hostile intent towards staff or D-class personnel, and displays no intention of escaping the facility or cause a containment breach of any kind. SCP-XXXX will be kept under constant watch and its sudden movements and current locations will be logged accordingly. If SCP-XXXX appears inside another SCP containment area, constant surveillance is required by level 3 staff until it leaves the area on its own. SCP-XXXX has been known to manifest anomalous objects in the form of cupcakes, which have varying effects on the human body. Therefore, all baked goods are now banned from facility ███████ until further notice.

Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a cebus capucinus or white-headed capuchin of the cebidae family of primates. SCP-XXXX measures about 443 mm in height and weighs approx. 3.7 kg. The subject resembles a typical adult male capuchin, in terms of hair color (white fur on upper chest, forearms and around the face, solid black color at dorsum and hindquarters), pattern (as mentioned in hair color), eye color, and proportion sizes. SCP-XXXX wears a vest, dark purple in color, made of a material that resembles silk. The vest is lined with a blue trim that span the edges of the vest, as well as a patch that is crudely sewn on the back of the vest resembling a cupcake with a singular candle sticking out of its blue frosting.

SCP-XXXX is known around facility ███████ as JoJo, a name given to it by one of the D-class personnel. SCP-XXXX is non-hostile and has been proven to be very friendly towards staff and D-class personnel, hence the nickname that it was given and the ability to freely roam the facility.

SCP-XXXX has the abnormal ability to manipulate the space around it by screeching at a volume of about 70 decibels. When this occurs, SCP-XXXX appears to fold in on itself from the chest and is sucked into itself until it disappears entirely. The entire process lasts around 2 seconds and gives off a white light no brighter than 85 lumens. When SCP-XXXX accomplishes this, the subject will “warp” to a different location inside the facility, with its usual points of interest being the staff break room and various containment area control rooms. It will sometimes, however, warp into a containment area and appear confused and often afraid, depending on the SCP it has encountered.

SCP-XXXX has been known to seemingly pull a cupcake, known as SCP-XXXX-1, out of thin air. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are made of white cake and buttercream frosting that sits in a blue baking cup. As of November 6th, 2018, there are 6 known frosting color variations of SCP-XXXX-1, all with varying effects on the human body, see addendum.

SCP-XXXX does not force anyone to eat the SCP-XXXX-1 instance it produces and if SCP-XXXX-1 is not taken, it will simply disappear in the same fashion SCP-XXXX does when it “warps” away.

Addendum: Below is an up to date list of all recorded SCP-XXXX-1 instances, all instances are identical in nature and vary only in the color of its frosting.
Color Variations of SCP-XXXX-1 Effects of SCP-XXXX-1 Instances
SCP-XXXX-1A: Blue No ill effects have been observed when a subject consumes SCP-XXXX-1A.
SCP-XXXX-1B: Red Approximately 1 minute after consumption, the subject will go into cardiac arrest, subject can recover with proper medical treatment.
SCP-XXXX-1C: Green A day after consumption, the subject will experience symptoms similar to mild food poisoning for approximately 36 hours.
SCP-XXXX-1D: Purple Subjects who consume this have reported feeling weightless unnaturally light-headed, effects wear off in 5 to 6 hours.
SCP-XXXX-1E: Pink SCP-XXXX-1E appears as 2 instances instead of one. SCP-XXXX-1E acts a “love potion” where 2 subjects will be infatuated with the other for 72 hours. If only one is eaten, there is no effect on the subject.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Black SCP-XXXX-1F causes instantaneous death upon first bite. No cause of death is found upon autopsy. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1F are to be denied, so that SCP-XXXX may “warp” it away.