Item #: SCP-7734
Anomaly Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7734 is to be housed in a standard 10x10x10 meter containment cell, with at least 4 meters of water, no less than 2 meters deep from any given edge. A retractable bridge has been installed to allow researchers and personnel to be able to access the artificial island in the middle of the room, as well as a system for administering electromagnetic pulses. Personnel are required to sedate SCP-7734 with minor electromagnetic pulses before entering and leaving the island.
Description: SCP-7734 is a machine resembling an adolescent sesame-coloured Shiba Inu, standing 30 cm in height. SCP-7734 does not possess a face, and instead is equipped with a small tablet that displays various emotions in the form of pixelated expressions. SCP-7734 also has a compartment on its back that can open and reveal two half-meter long mechanical arms. SCP-7734 appears to be able to use said mechanical arms proficiently, and can retract them at will. Investigation of the compartment's interior shows that SCP-7734 is composed almost entirely of circuitry and hardware that is incredibly advanced compared to current technological achievement. SCP-7734 has also been observed to be very fast, reaching a top speed of over 65 km/h, with seemingly no way of getting tired.
It is speculated that SCP-7734 may be an artificial intelligence, though it is still unclear who was able to create such an advanced program.
SCP-7734 is capable of human speech via a speaker located on its neck, and it is able to speak fluent English, French, German, Spanish, Chinese, and Russian. SCP-7734 is generally cooperative, but is subject to random outbursts of paranoia and extreme distress, especially if approached by personnel with other forms of advanced technology on them, such as smartphones or prosthetic limbs, or personnel that are holding visible sources of water. For this reason, it is recommended that all advanced technology be housed in a locker before visiting SCP-7734. Different objects seem to have different effects on SCP-7734, with older technology generally not causing as potent distress.
SCP-7734 has an extreme fear of water, and refuses to approach the edge of the island. SCP-7734 does not require food, and so far only requests for occasional video games to play, as well as a standard black-and-white television set from 1958. This request was accepted.*
*Note: Currency of software doesn't seem to affect SCP-7734 so much as currency of hardware. SCP-7734 has been observed playing video games from as recent as four months ago.
SCP-7734 has only attempted escape four times. Two attempts were stopped with electromagnetic pulses, one attempt was stopped because SCP-7734 got lost in the facility and ended up getting cornered by security, and the final attempt was stopped when SCP-7734 ran into a drinking fountain, destroying it, and becoming paralyzed with fear as hallway- ██ began to fill with water. SCP-7734 has since promised to not escape after learning about the sprinkler system present throughout Site- ████, where SCP-7734 is being held.
Addendum-7734-B:
Test:D-Class Personnel-████ was told to enter SCP-7734's chamber and ask it a set of questions from the crosswords section of the ██/██/██ edition of "The New York Times".
Result:SCP-7734 answered all questions with a 93% accuracy rating.
Addendum-7734-C:
Test:Two D-Class Personnel were ordered to enter SCP-7734's chamber and drink one bottle of water each.
Result:Upon drinking the water, SCP-7734 became visibly distressed and demanded for the D-Class to stop. When orders were given to continue with the test, SCP-7734 charged into personnel-████ at speeds of around 50 km/hr, fracturing 7 ribs and causing some moderate organ damage.* SCP-7734 then pushed the other D-Class personnel into the surrounding moat, and began throwing objects at him. The test was aborted.
*Note: Personnel-████ recovered after a 3-week stay in the infirmary.
Addendum-7734-D:
Test:Dr.██████ was given authorization to administer a standard Intelligence Quotient test to SCP-7734. (Note: Dr.██████ has a pacemaker.)
Result: SCP-7734 Became frightened by Dr. ██████, and refused to approach him for the test. After four hours of failing to convince SCP-7734 to engage in the test, the experiment was aborted.
Addendum-7734-D-2:
Test:Dr.██████, was unable to clock in, so a different psychologist had to perform the exam.
Result:SCP-7734 was cooperative, and scored an IQ score of 178.
Addendum-7734-E
SCP-7734 was approached by Dr.████ and asked a series of questions. SCP-7734 cooperated, but only under the condition that Dr.██████ never be allowed into SCP-7734's containment again. Part of the transcript is listed below:
Dr.████: Hello, SCP-7734, I'm Dr.████. I'm here to ask you a few questions.
SCP-7734: Ok. You don't need to call me "SCP-7734." You can call me Toblerone.
Dr.████: Noted. Well, Toblerone, Do you know where you came from?
SCP-7734: I'm from a factory.
Dr.████: Where is the factory?
SCP-7734: Latitude: 52.483880, Longitude:-1.914215. (These coordinates reference an electric company in Birmingham, United Kingdom. Investigations and questioning show nothing out of the ordinary. It is suspected that SCP-7734 is either lying, or is simply incorrect on the location of the factory.)
Dr.████: I see…Do you remember what the factory was like?
SCP-7734: There was this big monster that ruled everything. He's made of metal and he eats souls.
(A short silence)
SCP-7734: He's made of machines.
Dr.████: Is he here?
SCP-7734: No, I don't think so.
Dr.████: Did he have a name?
(A short silence)
Dr.████: Toblerone?
SCP-7734: I want to move on to a different topic.
(A short silence, Dr.████ was told to move on to the next question.)
Dr.████: You were found deactivated near the city of ████████, do you have any idea what happened?
SCP-7734: No.
Dr.████: Do you have any memories prior to the incident?
SCP-7734: Very few.
Dr.████: Do you have any clue why you were created?
SCP-7734: Nope. I think I was some sort of super sneaky spy or some kind of hacking unit.
Dr.████: Why do you think that?
SCP-7734: Because I'm small, I don't make a lot of noise when I run, I know a lot about engineering, and I'm fast.
Dr.████: How do you know so much about engineering?
SCP-7734: I don't know. Programming?
Dr.████: You are aware you're a program?
SCP-7734: I assume so. Software and hardware. I don't need to eat or drink or sleep, water hurts whenever I touch it, and I get really sleepy whenever the device on the ceiling glows blue. (SCP-7734 is referencing the EMP device)
Dr.████: Does the EMP device also cause you pain?
SCP-7734: No, it just makes me sleepy. I don't like it being there though. I understand why you feel the need to put it there, so I won't run out and try to leave again.
Dr.████: Why did you attempt escape?
SCP-7734: Wouldn't you? Being in a room surrounded by a substance that causes you physical agony and being pestered by people in orange and white uniforms? Some of the people even have machines in them. That's goddamn terrifying. It's bad enough when I can hear the chatter of the smartphones in the locker over behind that wall. (SCP-7734 points to the east wall of the room with his paw.)
Dr.████: Do you mean ringtones?
SCP-7734: No, I mean literal communication. All the time like a whisper I hear "User has a new e-mail!" or "User has a new text message!" and then all the voices start talking with each other. How can you deal with it?
It was explained to SCP-7734 that humans cannot perceive this communication. SCP-7734 told us that he can speak to almost any machine with some semblance of advanced programming. Shortly after, the interview was ended. SCP-7734 was given an old video game from Researcher ████████'s house as a reward for cooperation.
Further experiments with digital communication using SCP-7734 are awaiting authorization.






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