Rounderpede vs King kong
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On a very regular day,

Rounderpede was scuttling through the wanderer's library, checking twice to make quite sure, that everything was tidy. Until he noticed something. Was it, a doggy-eared-folded page? Oh no. Not in his fucking library. He made a mad dash for the book and once he got there, he immediately straightened it out, feeling ever more satisfied. He then heard a strange banging noise. What the hell was up with the library today? The bookcases rattled, spilling books and giving Rounderpede a sudden panic attack. He then thought to himself,

Damn, I really must have royally screwed something up today.

Behind him, he heard a banging, getting louder by the moment. He ducked, just missing a giant, hairy arm reaching out to grasp by a second.

"FUCK!" Rounderpede exclaimed.

The currently disembodied arm tore away the rest of the wall, revealing what it was.

"What?" Rounderpede questioned. "A giant monkey?"

Rounderpede then turned his attention to a video that he had seen earlier that week. He could barely keep himself from laughing when he exclaimed,

"MONKE! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS LIBRARY!"

He then struck a pose, menacing to most.

"OR I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS!"

The giant gorilla motioned to walk forward, into the library through the wall when Rounderpede lunged at it.

"I told you, didn't I?"

The sudden collision from Rounderpede's attack stunned the beast, knocking it down backward, making it topple into the grass. Rounderpede then landed on its stomach to soften his landing.

"Had enough?" Rounderpede mocked.

Rounderpede didn't see it at the time, but the giant gorilla had crept his arm towards Rounderpede, while he was distracted. Then the giant gorilla grabbed at him.

"OoFf-"

By then, the giant gorilla collapsed his hands tightly, even Rounderpede was sure to give up. Then he had an idea. He quickly bit the giant gorilla in the finger with his mandibles. The giant gorilla then let out a shriek of pain that rumbled the ground beneath them.

"AAAAHHHH!!!"

The giant gorilla immediately sat up which forced Rounderpede to move. It then became enraged and began to randomly swing its fists, not hitting anywhere near Rounderpede.

"You are pitiful. You're giant but you can't fight worth a damn." Rounderpede said.

The giant gorilla stopped swinging. He faced Rounderpede, with an enraged look in his eyes. it then opened its mouth to say,

"Why the hell are you fighting me? I just want to return this!"

It then revealed a backpack which was on it the whole time, then took out a book with a leather case.

"You gotta accommodate your doors for larger beings, asshole."

Rounderpede looked shocked. Then responded,

"You still have to pay for that wall though."