Rounzie - SCP Sandbox III

Rounzie

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Object Class: EuclidObject Class: N/A

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WARNING!

THIS ENTRY IS TO BE ACCESSED BY RESEARCHERS WITH CLEARANCE LEVEL 4-LOCAL104-J OR HIGHER ONLY. CONTINUING WITHOUT THE PROPER CLEARANCE AND SAFETY MEASURES WILL RESULT IN SECURITY FORCES BEING DISPATCHED AND AUTHORIZED TO USE DISPROPORTIONATE FORCE.

Item #: SCP-LOCAL104-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: While full containment of SCP-LOCAL104-J has not been achieved, detected instances have been eliminated following protocol Iron Fist. All instances of SCP-LOCAL04-J activity are to be forwarded to MTF Omega-13 ("Company Men") who will terminate all instances. Review of all non-supervisory Foundation personnel files and online activity for evidence of SCP-LOCAL104-J infection will regularly be conducted by the I/O-SCAB algorithm. Due to the incredibly infectious nature of SCP-LOCAL104-J only senior staff of clearance level 4, or those with approved access to executive washrooms may access SCP-LOCAL104-J materials as they appear to be immune to its effects.

Description: SCP-LOCAL104-J refers to a spontaneously arising existential memetic threat to the Foundation. Individuals infected by this phenomenon will attempt to spread it through conversation using LOCAL104-J trigger phrases or by distribution of literature containing LOCAL104-J cognitohazards. Content of SCP-LOCAL104-J below.

+ WARNING! UNREDACTED MEMETIC CONTENT! WARNING!

Addendum: The following logs demonstrate the highly infectious nature of SCP-LOCAL104-J.

+ Interview Log

- Interview Log

Interviewed: Junior researcher Peter J. McGuire, believed to be infected by SCP-LOCAL104-J.

Interviewer: Dr. Jake Whitehead researcher level 3.

Foreword: Researcher McGuire was detained after SCP-LOCAL104-J vector pamphlets were discovered in his workspace. Pamphlets were titled 'Collective Bargaining in Covert Organizations: Establishing a Clearance Compliant Dialogue' and 'How a Well Cared for Workforce can Improve Productivity'. Researcher McGuire was interviewed while handcuffed to the table using restraints made from SCP-148.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Whitehead: I wanted to speak with you about the materials that were found at your desk.

Researcher McGuire: You mean the pamphlets? Look, this is ridiculous. I'm not under the influence of some dangerous meme! I just want to improve working conditions for staff. Asking for reasonable hazard pay and vacation time isn't anomalous.

Dr. Whitehead: Well people under the influence of anomalous memes often feel their beliefs and actions are reasonable.

Researcher McGuire: For god's sake! Look, this is hard dangerous work we all do. And all I was interested in was trying to make sure we are fairly compensated for doing our work in safety. I know that there are some risks that can't be avoided, but a lot of the containment procedures were written decades ago, and really could use an update to cut down on injuries and fatalities.

Dr. Whitehead: Such as?

Researcher McGuire: Where to even begin? It seems like half of them don't even bother with unmanned investigations. Instead they start by throwing staff at dangerous anomalies just to see what happens. Sure, sometimes they dump a dozen or two D-class are used, but even if you ignore their human rights, they are a finite resource. Yes, yes I know they deserve to be here for what they've done. I mean, look the mortality rate for 173, for example, could be dropped to zero if management would spring for some moderately armored Roombas to maintain its enclosure.

Dr. Whitehead: Well, thats easy to say when you don't see all the budgeting and other considerations…

Researcher McGuire: Oh don't even start with that! How many patents or potential patents does the Foundation hold? They could use any number of anomalies to increase the budget. And thats another thing, increased access to SCPs such as 458, 999, 500, 765 and 420-J would really bump up morale. My point is we'd do much better work if we weren't constantly staving off depression and PTSD from our jobs. What am I saying that is so unreasonable?

Dr. Whitehead: I suppose you make a couple of points…

<End Interview Log>

Closing Statement: Chloroform gas was pumped into the interview room to prevent spread of SCP-LOCAL104-J, and the room was cleared by MTF Omega-13. MTF Commander Farley debriefed Dr. Whitehead in the infirmary after he regained consciousness. The commander also investigated whether the infection had spread.

+ Post-event debrief

+ Alternative Ending Post-event debrief

antiemetic gibbons

getting drunk with a division head director milligram in lockdown
gaw meme chewing out
reality benders, ck, memeticists thaumaturgists=weak reality benders who make up a field. semantics
first day assistant-stuck in containment-memetic lockers-sarkhic text v. how to grow yams.
origin accidental creation from reality benders.

Defunct 'Stunner Class'

Ideas: Locked Out Syndrome, Feeding the Dragon, Union-J, non-anomalous Appelacian community, pharmacy tech journal after seizure, calvin and hobbes?
Orientations/Seminars: recursion, pamphlet/powerpoint for M&ID,

MID
Lowercase
Droste
Chad Dunning-Kruger MBA-Director of the memetics and infohazards division.
Zack Ekshun aka Zachary Premack Zimbardo MD, Ph.D. Premack-people will do less desirable stuff to then later be able to do more desirable stuff.
Dr. Janice ‘Jan’ Milgram
Agent Mr. Rios
Miz Dr. Ekshun ostensibly Zack’s sister. Stanford?
‘Miss’ Terious? Dr.
Hanlon Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Agents Murphy and Finagle-worst time of the lowercase division
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. andLindy effect?-things take a long time partnered with Hofstadter and Parkinson and Hanlon-they are constantly behind. Parkinson-a task expands to fill the time available
Uppercase
Occam
Sturgeon's law, "ninety percent of everything is crap”
Pareto principle (also known as the 80–20 rule, the law of the vital few, and the principle of factor sparsity) states that, for many events, roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes
The Hawthorne effect (also referred to as the observer effect) is a type of reactivity in which individuals modify or improve an aspect of their behavior in response to their awareness of being observed. The original "Hawthorne effect" study at the Hawthorne Works suggested that the novelty of being research subjects and the increased attention from such could lead to temporary increases in workers' productivity.
Catherine Susan Genovese- bystander effect or "Genovese syndrome
Agent Occam Rios?

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Let me tell you a story that isn’t true. But just because it never happened, doesn’t mean that was always the case. Lies are the most important thing.

Once upon a time at the SCP Foundation a young junior researcher Jan Milgram and her friend lab tech Chris Sine were concluding testing on their first big assignment. Routine testing of the capabilities of SCP-

Certiorem vult esse liber continent
scientia vivum notitia
Scientia_potentia_est
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records
tulpa, thoughtform, noosphere, egregore.
xipe totec, new yam festival, pachama, physical information, droste effect-recursive memetics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamachine
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Mizaru Squad and Kikazaru

nursery and hospice for gods, so the foundation is bees, no ,any stinging insects. Ants as an example.
Individually they can be crushed easily, but the mean ones like bullet ants cans sting so much bigger animals avoid them. When they get in a group they can easily incapacitate the old and infirm or the young.
Its allright he's just had a little too much to think. Thought police, good ideas, bad ideas,
You make up religions? the opiate of the masses turns out to be opiates, but we've got a few more designer ideas making their way through the populace
show don't tell, close minds, thought police, think therefore I am. information can escape even a black hole.
don't believe everthing you think, deep thoughts, mind over matter
just free

platos cave-escape throw others in, watching shadow puppets while chained in the dark
Either you are being abused by a madman, or there is a purpose underneath what you are experiencing-Now tell me how you tackle this problem a one b the other, c both, d neither, e all of the above.There we go. Can I skip the mental breakdown then? No, morale among the upper eschelons would take too much of a hit.

illuminates trilogy

April 24 - Objectivity is presumably the opposite of schizophrenia. Which means that it is nothing but acceptance of everybody else's notion of reality. But nobody's perception of reality is the same as everybody's notion of it, which means that the most objective person is the real schizophrenic. It is hard to get beyond the accepted beliefs of one's own age. The first man to think a new thought advances it very tentatively. New ideas have to be around a while before anyone will promote them hard. In their first form, they are like tiny, imperceptible mutations that may eventually lead to new species. That's why cultural cross-fertilization is so important. It increases the gene-pool of the imagination. The Arabs, say, have one part of the puzzle. The Franks another. So, when the Knights Templar meet the Hashishin, something new is born. The human race has always lived more or less happily in the kingdom of the blind. But there is an elephant among us. A one-eyed elephant.
April 29 - And what the hell does it mean to say that life shouldn't change too rapidly? How fast is evolution? Do you measure it in terms of lifetime? A year is more than a lifetime to many kind of animals, while seventy years is an hour in the lifetime of a sequoia. And the universe is only ten billion years old. How fast do ten billion years go? To a god they might go very fast indeed. They might all happen at once. Suppose the lifetime of your typical basic god was a hundred quintillion years. The whole lifetime of this universe would be to him no more than the amount of time it takes to watch a movie. So, from the point of view of a god or of the universe, things evolve very quickly. It's like one of those Walt Disney films where you watch a plant growing before your eyes and the whole cycle from bud to fruit takes about two minutes. To a god, life is a single organism proliferating in all directions all over the earth, and now on the moon and Mars, and the whole process from the first of the protobionts to George Dorn and fellow humans takes no longer than
The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignored, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statisticians, psychologists, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned to it. The theologians call it a sinner and tries to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. The psychotherapist calls it neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.
"A is not A," Hagbard explained with that tiresome patience of his, "Once you accept A is A, you're hooked. Literally hooked, addicted to the System."
"And like the Narcotic Acts," he added. "A hundred thousands harmless junkies became criminals overnight, by Act of Congress, in 1927. Ten years later, in '37, all the pot-heads in the country became criminals overnight, by Act of Congress. And they were criminals, when the papers were signed. The guns prove it. Walk away from those guns, waving a joint, and refuse to halt when they tell you. Their Imagination will become your Reality in a second."
f you are at war with yourself, it is easy for an external force to defeat you. This is why Mong-tse wrote. "A man must destroy himself before others can destroy him."
In a previous incarnation, Harry saw himself as as centurion, Semper Cuni Linctus, driving the nails into the cross. "Look," he said to Jesus, "nothing personal. I'm only following orders." "So am I." Jesus said, "My Father's orders. Aren't we all?"
That was a simple riddle used by Zen Masters in the training of monks, Joe remembered. You take a newborn gosling and slip it through the neck of a bottle. Month after month you keep it in there and feed it, until it is a fullgrown goose and can no longer be passed through the bottles neck. The question is: Without breaking the bottle, how do you get the goose out?
"You never disappoint me." Hagbard said. "If they ever hang you, you'll be arguing about whether the rope really exists until the last minute."
Feeling paranoid? Good: illumination is on the other side of absolute terror. And the only terror that is truly absolute is the horror of realising that you can't believe anything you've ever been told. You have to realise fully that you are "a stranger and afraid in a world you never made," like Houseman said.
"Well, sir," said Cartwright "my basic finding is that life energy pervades the entire universe, just as light and gravity do. Therefor, all life is one, just as all light is one. All energies, you see, are broadcast from a central source, yet to be found. If our four amino acids - adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine - suddenly became life when you throw them together, then all chemicals are potentially alive. You and me and the fish and bugs are that kind of life made from adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine: DNA life. What we call dead matter is another kind of life: non-DNA life. Okay so far? If awareness is life, and if life is one, then the awareness of the individual is just one of the universe's sensory organs. The universe produces beings like us in order to perceive itself. You might think of it as a giant, selfcontained eye. Consciousness is therefor also manifested as telepathy, clairvoyance, and telekinesis. Those phenomena are simply non-localized versiosn of consciousness. I'm very interested in telepathy, and I've had a lot of succes with telepathic research. These cases of communication are just further evidence that consciousness is a seamless web throughout the universe."
"He [Hegel] is perfect… Unlike Kant, who makes sense only in German, this man doesn't make sense in any language.
Correctly formulated, the Law [of Fives] is: All phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number five, and this relationship can always be demonstrated, given enough ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator.
How do we know whether the Universe is getting bigger or the objects in it are getting smaller? You can't say that the universe is getting bigger is relation to anything outside it, because there isn't any outside for it to relate to. There isn't any outside. But if the universe doesn't have an out-side, then it goes on forever. How do you know it doesn't, shithead? You're just playing with words, man. -No I'm not. The universe is the inside without an outside, the sound made by one eye opening. In fact, I don't even know that there is a universe. More likely, there are many multiverses, each with its own dimensions, times, spaces, laws and eccentricities. We wander between and among these multiverses, trying to convince others and ourselves that we walk together in a single public universe that we can share. For to deny that axiom leads to what is called schizophrenia. Yeah, that's it: every man's skin is his own private multiverse, just like every man's home is supposed to be his castle. But all the multiverses are trying to merge, to create a true universe such as we have only imagined previously. Maybe it will be spiritual, like Zen or telepathy, or maybe it will be physical, one great big gang-fuck, but it has to happen: the creation of a universe and the one great eye opening to see itself at last. Aum Shiva! -Oh, man, you're stoned out of your gourd. You're writing gibberish. No, I'm writing with absolute clarity, for the first time in my life. -Yeah? Well what was that business about the universe being the sound of one eye opening? Never mind that. Who the hell are you and how did you get into my head?

Due intro tab multiple pieces of info otherwise redacted information will be made available based on security clearance levels and history of countermemetic innoculation. Malycegrinches.

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