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SCP-4380 shortly after retrieval.
Item #: SCP-4380
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4380 is to be stored in a standard Safe-class Anomalous Item containment locker in Site #28 along with a bag of PEZ candy.
SCP-4380 is allowed to be used by security personnel in the case of a Code-Red scenario.
Testing on subjects has now been prohibited by site director due to test-4380-23 through test-4380-26.
Description: SCP-4380 is a toy that dispenses candy known as a PEZ dispenser. It is 4 inches tall and made of a purple plastic with a white plastic skull on top. Contained with SCP-4380 are 12 15 mm long by 8 mm wide by 5 mm high rounded corner candies known as PEZ. SCP-4380 can be reloaded by pulling the skull up to reveal a cartridge where the PEZ is held. Up to 12 PEZ can be held in SCP-4380.
SCP-4380's anomalous properties are revealed when the skull is pulled back. When a PEZ is dispensed it shoots out at 2780 ft per second. when the PEZ makes impact with an object it will explode in a variety of ways depending on the color of the PEZ1. All PEZ inserted into SCP-4380 will gain the anomalous effects, and when removed they will lose their anomalous effects via unknown reasons. In conclusion all PEZ inside of SCP-4380 become anomalous2.
Test Log 4380-4 - 3/28/2018
Subject: SCP-4380
Procedure: Inserting PEZ substitute into SCP-4380 and firing them.
Results: Substitute did not fire or gain anomalous abilities.
Analysis: Only PEZ candies can be fired and become anomalous.
Test Log 4380-26 - █/██/2018
Subject: D-6709
Procedure: Fire a green PEZ from SCP-4380 in close vicinity of D-6709.
Results: D-6709 started showing signs of difficulty breathing after 3 minutes of exposure. Around the 5 minute mark D-6709 began to beg while repeatedly whining. Near the 7 minute mark D-6709 began to attack the test chamber door violently, breaking a lot of their bones in the process: 4 broken ribs, a broken left and right forearm, a broken right hand and a fractured femur. Near the 11 minute mark D-6709 collapsed and showed major signs of cellular hemorrhaging and began to vomit bile and blood. At the 13 minute mark D-6709 ceased to function.
Analysis: Almost all PEZ fired out of SCP-4380 are extremely volatile towards living organisms. Further testing on subjects has been prohibited by site director.
SCP-4380's containment: SCP-4380 was received from SCP-████ in San Francisco, California, along with SCP-████ and SCP-████ 5 months apart. The following log is from the exchange between Dr. Williams and SCP-████-1 and the retrieval of SCP-4380.
Retrieval Recording - 3/17/2018 - 7:45 pm
Personnel Involved - Dr. Williams and SCP-████-1
Begin Recording
Dr. Williams: [Dr. Williams enters SCP-████]
SCP-████-1: Ayyy if it isn't doctor uhhhh… erm… Willerd?
Dr. Williams: It's Williams, remember? This is like the fifth time you forgot. [Pause] I'm guessing you forgot to write it on a note?
SCP-████-1: Ahh dammit! *sigh* Yeah I did… Sorry man, I just get so many customers that if I did write down notes for each person's name I'd have a pile of 'em stacked up to my nose. [SCP-████-1 chuckles]
Dr. Williams: Interesting. How many customers do you get per day? [Dr. Williams takes a pen out of his pocket and holds up his clipboard]
SCP-████-1: Uh oh, guess it's science time! Haha!
Dr. Williams: …What's that supposed to mean?
SCP-████-1: You know, when you start gettin' all, sciency! [Pause] Get it..? Cause you're a scientist..? Eh nevermind.
Dr. Williams: Ooookayyyy… [Dr. Williams writes a comment about SCP-████-1's sad humor] Can you answer the question please?
SCP-████-1: Uhhh what was it again? Oh yeah right the customers! Yeah I usually get about like, 10 on a normal day, but I can get around like, 50 if business is good.
Dr. Williams: Alright, are they all human? [Dr. Williams writes down what SCP-████-1 said]
SCP-████-1: Hey man, customers are priority numero uno. Can't go around saying what they look like, that's against the rules my friend.
Dr. Williams: Of course. I apologize.
SCP-████-1: Nah it's cool man don't worry about it. [Pause] Hey wait right there for a minute okay?
Dr. Williams: Hey hold on I got one more ques- [SCP-████-1 already entered the storeroom before Dr. Williams could finish.
Approximately 3 minutes go by before SCP-████-1 returns.
SCP-████-1: Sorry for the wait amigo, had to go ahead and grab ya- [SCP-████-1 drum rolls on the shop counter] this! [SCP-████-1 places SCP-4380 on the counter] Tada! consider this a token of my gratitude to the facility.
Dr. Williams: A PEZ dispenser?
SCP-████-1: Not just any PEZ dispenser my guy. I call this, the Pernicious Explosive Zeolites Dispenser. See what I did there?
Dr. Williams: Uh yeah, but… does it do anything special? [Dr. Williams picks it up and pulls opens the cartridge to reveal no PEZ inside] I mean it's empty.
SCP-████-1: My dude, this thing makes all PEZ you put in it… turn into bombs! Isn't that cool!?
Dr. Williams: Wait what?-
SCP-████-1: But be careful where you're aiming when shooting it, and make sure the wind is never going towards you too.
Dr. Williams: You're kidding right?
SCP-████-1: Nuh uh man! Have I kid you in the past?
Dr. Williams: Well there was that one time-
SCP-████-1: -Well besides that one time about the lollipop I haven't kid you. Trust me man, this thing can take down whole ██████████'s!
Dr. Williams: whole what now?
SCP-████-1: Oh don't worry about it. It's just an alien thing.
Dr. Williams: Totally not going to worry about it… sure. Anyways I'm going to see if you're messing with me about this pernicious… explosive… something dispenser. [Dr. Williams grabs SCP-4380 and begins to exit the shop]
SCP-████-1: Hey wait a sec! [Dr. Williams stop] Didn't you have one last question?
Dr. Williams: Huh? Oh yes I did. My question was- [Dr. Williams flips through the papers on his clip bored] Who's your boss?
SCP-████-1: [Long pause] Um… I… uh… think you should head on back to your facility… doctor…
Dr. Williams: What do you mean? Why can't you tell me-
SCP-████-1: Listen doc. You can ask me any question, and I will answer any question as long as it doesn't break the rules. But the one thing you can't ask in here… is about them.
Dr. Williams: Them?-
SCP-████-1: Well it was nice seeing ya doc but I think you should get on out of here and come back some other time alright! Thanks for coming!
Dr. Williams: Hey wait a sec!- [static]
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Dr Williams: -Did it break?
Security Officer Jackson: [Pause] Yeah, I think so. Also the recorder is still in tact. I'm still amazed that you managed to get out of there before the shop-
Dr. Williams: …End the recording.
Security Officer Jackson: [Pause] Doctor Williams?-
Dr. Williams: I SAID END THE GOD DAMN RECORDI-
End of Recording - 3/18/2018 7:50 pm
Addendum: List of all different PEZ effects on impact:
- Yellow PEZ creates an explosion of mustard gas.
- Pink PEZ act as sticky bombs and detonates after 5 seconds.
- White PEZ act as flash-bang grenades.
- Red PEZ create an explosion of burning napalm.
- Purple PEZ act as shrapnel grenades.
- Green PEZ release high dosages of radiation fatal to living organisms.
- Blue PEZ release 18 million volts in a radius of 20 ft from the initial impact sight.
- Orange PEZ create a chemical reaction similar to fireworks after 6 seconds of being fired instead of exploding on impact.
